stmoritzer
12-08-2006, 09:51 AM
A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mum replies, "No, because she is on heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was on heat, and to see Dad." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go round the block once."
The little girl left, but returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home!"
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was on heat, and to see Dad." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go round the block once."
The little girl left, but returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home!"