View Full Version : Did something weird today: bought two sheeps
Yes I hear you already thinking "sheep fucker" :roll: pretty weird, everybody has the same reaction..
Well no, it was dad's idea not to have to deal with the damn grass in the backyard... sheeps will cut it down for free or almost :D
So it was decided for two of them, afterall they are white :P
Today I was still in the office, luckily only a couple of co-workers were still around, when dad called me from the van a friend lent him to take the sheeps home. He tried to stay serious at least for 5 sec but then both animals started screaming at the back and I was already on the floor, laughini, crying and trying not to piss everywhere. It was the funniest phonecall I ever had, with both of us laughing so hard we could have simply died by heartattack!
I obviously ran home because I wanted to help taking the sheeps to the garden, and again, doing so in your suit is something you won't forget, even if they were pretty cooperative afterall.
So, I am proud to present you our new lawnmower LMAO!
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BTW, everything is so funny and weird mostly because we live in town, not in the country :D
acmarttin
10-11-2006, 05:27 PM
From another person who hates cutting the grass - I totally understand. I decided to solve that problem by moving to the Mojave Desert :D
nthfinity
10-11-2006, 05:32 PM
WTF Matteo? lol
that is the goofiest thing i've heard of in a long long time...
so, instead of cutting grass, you'll be picking up sheep shit? :P
HAHAHA, no need to pick up sheep's shit since basically that part of the backyard isn't really used. No children around and so on. so basically their shit can stay and help produce more grass :D
And just can't help, the more I look at those puzzled faces of theirs, I start laughing.
blinkmeat
10-11-2006, 05:47 PM
Ha
Good way to cut down on exhaust emmisions :D
novass
10-11-2006, 06:09 PM
LMFAO that is totally random! You of all people left us without a proper custom shot, I dont think those are your sheep :P
They have names yet?
T-Bird
10-11-2006, 06:18 PM
NICE! you got Jabba's mower beat there.
saadie
10-11-2006, 06:29 PM
sheeo fucker .. LMAO ...
some nice pets you got there TT :P :lol:
666fast
10-11-2006, 06:40 PM
LMAO!
I dare you to shave JW into one of them! Or get creative and dye a Porsche emblem into one.
graywolf624
10-11-2006, 06:42 PM
TT, you are aware that sheep have a strong pungent odor to them?
Short grass but your back yard smells like ass.. hmmm.. touch call.
Minacious
10-11-2006, 06:44 PM
Don’t let Zfrk’s brother get a hold of them. :shock:
TopGearNL
10-11-2006, 06:48 PM
Well at least you don't have to fill it up with petrol, you can use Groceries or leftovers instead! :wink:
Expecting a review soon :P
dutchmasterflex
10-11-2006, 07:16 PM
Don’t let Zfrk’s brother get a hold of them. :shock:
awww.. beat me too it ;)
Definitely shave a J on one and a W on the other!
I can't even imagine the phone call with the sheep in the background.. hope your new lawnmowers do not disappoint you!
dingo
10-11-2006, 07:23 PM
I would expect this from a New Zealander but not a Swiss family!! :P
Take a photo of the backyard in a week so we can see the improvement.
Don’t let Zfrk’s brother get a hold of them. :shock:
LMAO!!! :lol:
sameerrao
10-11-2006, 07:36 PM
Thanks for brightening up my day TT.
Mowing the grass is a pain!
ae86_16v
10-11-2006, 07:38 PM
Don’t let Zfrk’s brother get a hold of them. :shock:
ROTFLMAO :lol:
fsandys
10-11-2006, 08:05 PM
LMFAO that is totally random! You of all people left us without a proper custom shot, I dont think those are your sheep :P
Lol!
LMAO that is great. i would love to have at least one but my dog would want to play with it all the time. but that seems like a good investment IMO. just don't turn into a sheep fucker. ;) i am also interested on names?
ZfrkS62
10-11-2006, 08:39 PM
Don’t let Zfrk’s brother get a hold of them. :shock:
:roflmao:
Now he learns how to read :lol:
stmoritzer
10-12-2006, 03:20 AM
LOL, your topic was the best to start my day :lol: :D
so you bought them and didn't rent them, what are you doing with them after the gras is "cut" ?
saadie
10-12-2006, 03:22 AM
^ BBQ :twisted:
lol btw
the sheeps will cut your grass digest it ......and shit and piss all over .. have you not thought of that ? :mrgreen:
spanky
10-12-2006, 03:28 AM
Can we get a JW custom shot with TT and velcro gloves in the picture with the sheep?
BBQ sounds good after they've done their job.
but were they cheaper then a real lawn mower?
Jabba
10-12-2006, 04:35 AM
Thats a great idea. Cutting grass has to be the most boring and biggest waste of time ever. Do they require any other maintenance like bringing them in at night ? Do you just bring them out when the grass needs cutting or leave them out 24/7 ? Do they need other types of food ? Do they need any training not to run off or anything ?
Keep up updated anyway on your organic alternative 8)
pzgren
10-12-2006, 04:35 AM
Sheep fucker................................... :P
so i guess we'll have to move the topic in the what do you drive or ride section? :wink:
well why not, my friends dad has also a few sheeps and they're doing the job very well. and from time to time we'll have a lot of sheep-meat for the grill :P
Jabba
10-12-2006, 04:37 AM
and from time to time we'll have a lot of sheep-meat for the grill :P
Thats a nice way to reward your workers !
spanky
10-12-2006, 10:30 AM
If you shear them you could knit a JW jumper and put it up as a prize on here?
Actually had a major problem today, and actually so funny afterall that I risked to faint while laughing: yesterday we gae them some old bread from the kitchen's door. This morning the male understood that in there he could find more, so he rammed into the door.. sadly i was at the office already, and my dad on the lower floor when he heard the first BOOM.. he ran up the stairs, second BOOM and when he reached the kitchen the fucker was already in there, puzzled, unarmed and with a raped door behing him :shock:
to have a male was a bad idea I reckon, we'll try to trade him in for a second lady because he wasn't polite and he should eat grass, not bread!
They have names yet?
Nope, but let's wait to see if we can get rid of the male before thinking about them :D
NICE! you got Jabba's mower beat there.
Yep, that was my aim :D
LMAO!
I dare you to shave JW into one of them! Or get creative and dye a Porsche emblem into one.
HAHA, a friend years ago pained a sheep in blue because she was used to enter his proprety.. so one day he sent her back to her owner totally blue LOL!
TT, you are aware that sheep have a strong pungent odor to them?
Short grass but your back yard smells like ass.. hmmm.. touch call.
Well, I think two will still be acceptable :D
LOL, your topic was the best to start my day :lol: :D
so you bought them and didn't rent them, what are you doing with them after the gras is "cut" ?
Well, pass them to friends hopefully, or just keep them untill they die
^ BBQ :twisted:
lol btw
the sheeps will cut your grass digest it ......and shit and piss all over .. have you not thought of that ? :mrgreen:
:arrow: new grass will grow thanks to piss and poo, sheeps usefull again
BTW, no idea if their meat is good or just a waste to cook them
but were they cheaper then a real lawn mower?
barely, just because they are not the best sheeps around LOL
Thats a great idea. Cutting grass has to be the most boring and biggest waste of time ever. Do they require any other maintenance like bringing them in at night ? Do you just bring them out when the grass needs cutting or leave them out 24/7 ? Do they need other types of food ? Do they need any training not to run off or anything ?
Keep up updated anyway on your organic alternative 8)
No extra effort: tonight they slept (standing still, poor things) in the middle of the backyard, but if they want there is also a little corner where they could hide when it's raining.
And no extra food needed. They have water (you can see there is some sort of fountain in there) so basically you can let them there all alone and they'll survive. Only problem is the one pictured above :D
If you shear them you could knit a JW jumper and put it up as a prize on here?
well, sooner or later we'll have too, which could end up in some more hilariou moments if we would do it all alone!!
Anyway, can't wait to go back home and see them HAHAAH, and funny to see everybody seems to appreciate this original idea :D now, no idea how to top it :D
What about when it rains? ;)
Sheep will walk a small pasture to mud in the blink of an eye.. :)
Oh - and mutton chops and kebabs - the best.. mmmmmm
Mattk
10-13-2006, 06:39 AM
Nice original idea there. I would never have thought of it. :lol:
Wutputt
10-13-2006, 10:41 PM
LMAO, nice idea TT. Funny story about the male sheep getting in your kitchen :lol:
TransAm
10-13-2006, 11:57 PM
Sheep as pets?
Ewe've gotta be kidding me :mrgreen:
/coat
Mattk
10-14-2006, 12:52 AM
Ewe've gotta be kidding me
Even I don't make jokes that bad. :P
why didn't you get a pair of goats? you wouldn't have to shear them. and i am sure they are just as easy to take care of.
so, your parents live in the city and have sheep?? do they have close neighbors, casue the smell of the sheep isnt good especially when they get wet and that includes thier shit as well!!
though, sheep wool you can sell or use it your self. sheep meet is very good, so you can have one hell of a BBQ one day!!
heck you can even make cheese if you want to go milk the female and not the male, lol!!
none the less, its a pretty good idea you had thier!!
Yup, when I say the sheeps are in town, I mean it: there are a couple of buildings right above the backyard, and ppl already saw the sheeps from their windows (and called to congratulate LOL). There is even a disco right behind that backyard :D and an hotel + "chic" restaurant 50 meters away :D let's wait for the rain and see...
why didn't you get a pair of goats? you wouldn't have to shear them. and i am sure they are just as easy to take care of.
Because they are not good lovers :fuck:
gucom
10-14-2006, 04:19 AM
Because they are not good lovers
LOOOL
hahaha funniest story in awhile bout the male inviting himself in lol, brilliant :mrgreen:
New prob today BTW.. the male seems to be entering his "horny" moment, and while the female keeps pressing her backside against walls (literaly), he start doing weird noises while trying to sniff her pussy.. I was told they are not very friendly when horny.. dang, I hope he will get laid and don't try to ram into our home every 5 min...
Good points. But the lawnmower has its good sides too:
- no shit
- no piss
- no ramming into your kitchen
- no trying to have sex with other mowers...
saadie
10-14-2006, 07:57 PM
^^ LMAO ... :lol:
thats soo true :lol:
Mattk
10-14-2006, 08:50 PM
But the real question is, is the plan working?
SFDMALEX
10-14-2006, 10:23 PM
TT you bastard you got me in stiches, Im dying of laughter here man....jezzz......this is better then crack cocaine :lol:
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