I love animal porn, and my brother is a geek...

[ZfrkS62]

your typical geek.

Scared of girls, into anime to the point he's got the novel sized comics, math and science nut...he's practically hopeless.

Then, last night i'm looking for his guitar tuner so i can restring my new bass (more on that later). i figure he's got it in his guitar case (logical, right?) so i grab the case and notice it's not closed right, but don't think much of it..until i lift the guitar out and find his porn stash....

now, he just turned 18 so legally he can have it. Not like i'd rat him out anyway..but this wasn't normal porn...it's friggin anime porn (Hentai, not animal you sickos :P )!! 6 fucking magazines of it :?

Guess i'm going to have to go get him some real porn :roll:

[gis]

lol i admit i watch a couple animals,but no way do i go crazy over the stuff or read the novels or watch cartoon porn,aint that called hentai or sumthin? but cartoon porn kinda freaks me out :lol:

[BADMIHAI]

Come on, man. It's not like everyone likes the same kind of porn. For example, I like to see shemales fuck girls. And we're sort of geeks too: car geeks. Has he dated anyone yet? If not, I'm sure you can help him out in that respect. Trying to change his hobbies is not something you should do.

[gucom]

hahahaha man thats uhm... lol thats just settling for something unworthy :P

[ZfrkS62]

Come on, man. It's not like everyone likes the same kind of porn. For example, I like to see shemales fuck girls. And we're sort of geeks too: car geeks. Has he dated anyone yet? If not, I'm sure you can help him out in that respect. Trying to change his hobbies is not something you should do.

no, he doesn't have a girlfriend yet, and never had one..despite the fact that his square dance partner has like him for awhile, but his lack of initiative on that goes back to him being scared of girls :roll:


now dont' get me wrong, i watch adult swim and like Fullmetal Alchemist and Ghost in the Shell, but good lord, i really didn't want to see Winry going down on the Major :?

[TopGearNL]

LMAO, just checked my brothers room, only found a Playboy and a FHM so he's fine :P

[Minacious]

At first I thought you typed animal porn. :shock:
Needless to say, I immediately felt rather bad for your brother (and you) until I double checked what you put down.

Jab : so did I, so lets have some fun :wink:

[Sir_GT]

You'll be surprised how many people get off on animal porn (hentai). I personally prefer the real deal, but my gf doesn't. She actually prefers hentai, because according to her, it's easier on the eye.

Diff'rent strokes fer diff'rent folks.

[tuffguy]

Hahaha, that's hilarious.

Just sneak some real magazines in there and don't say anything. :mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

You'll be surprised how many people get off on anime porn (hentai). I personally prefer the real deal, but my gf doesn't. She actually prefers hentai, because according to her, it's easier on the eye.

Diff'rent strokes fer diff'rent folks.

Yeah I know those people too, but what the hell as long as they enjoy themselves don't you think :| :wink:

[TransAm]

anime or animal :? :lol:

[dutchmasterflex]

hahahah.. i REALLY hope an admin is having fun with this topic..

[blinkmeat]

hahahah.. i REALLY hope an admin is having fun with this topic..

same :)

[Minacious]

Hide your dogs and sheep, kids.

[666fast]

Grab a marker and add censor bars to all the nekkid pics.

[saadie]

lmao ....
you better do something .. before he gets out of hand ...

[ae86_16v]

anime or animal :? :lol:

I read animal . . . hahaha. :D

[nthfinity]

Hide your dogs and sheep, kids.

NIIIIIIIIICE one :wink: :P LOL!

i bet Alonso has a stash of animal porn too, so your brother is in good company ;)

just keep him away from TT's new sheep otherwise they might get a rude awakening

[ZfrkS62]

Grab a marker and add censor bars to all the nekkid pics.

Don't have to. These are japanese mags so the girl's pussies are already censored.

And Jabba, very funny :wink: I'm changing it back to how it's supposed to be now. Don't need you guys thinking he's weirder than he already is :lol:

[saadie]

LOL ...

well umm .... he will grow out of cartoons someday :roll: ... lol

[ZfrkS62]

LOL ...

well umm .... he will grow out of cartoons someday :roll: ... lol

I hope so. Cuz this doesn't make me too confident about putting the responsibility on him to make my mom a grandmother. I'm getting a little tired of her pushing me and my g.f to pop out a kid :?

[saadie]

go look in your brothers guitar case ... lmao .... :lol: :mrgreen:

[ZfrkS62]

oh man, I read through your post quickly and thought I read animal!! lol

well, to each thier own I guess but hes 18 so dont worry about it!!

now, I have a bass and need some strings and your more into the music scene, so im asking you as I need new strings (broke a string from my last set, too tight). what would you recommend??

Jabba did the same thing and changed anime to animal :? i just changed it back.

as for the bass, GHS and D'dario strings are the best.

[novass]

LOL at the animal porn. This place never ceases to amuse me :D

I wouldnt worry too much about him, im sure he will come around when he is ready.

[StanAE86]

Diff'rent strokes fer diff'rent folks.

He sure is. hahah

The anime stuff can be fun to watch sometimes...but you should definately help him out and get some real stuff for him. Naughty tenticles can only last so long...hahaha

[gigdy]

TT lock up your sheeps's

[Mattk]

You have a very interesting brother...

[ZfrkS62]

Naughty tenticles can only last so long...hahaha


know a bit about this stuff do we? :wink:

[Mattk]

^Tentacle sex is a major feature of all hentai, so I've heard...

[ZfrkS62]

^Tentacle sex is a major feature of all hentai, so I've heard...

you seem to hear alot of things, don't you :lol:

[Jabba]

Grab a marker and add censor bars to all the nekkid pics.

Don't have to. These are japanese mags so the girl's pussies are already censored.

And Jabba, very funny :wink: I'm changing it back to how it's supposed to be now. Don't need you guys thinking he's weirder than he already is :lol:

LOL, I really did think it said animal the first time, and then I saw gis saying that he reads it as well, and I kinda then went back and saw that it said something else...LOL

[Mattk]

you seem to hear alot of things, don't you

A friend was talking about tentacle sex in hentai whilst drunk. I wasn't entirely sure what he was on about, and I still am not. 8)

[TT]

As suggested in my other topic, buy him a sheep instead of wasting money in porn

[StanAE86]

Naughty tenticles can only last so long...hahaha


know a bit about this stuff do we? :wink:

I've seen Hentai stuff before. It seems that 95% of it has to do with alien or satanic stuff with tenticles. The other 5% is schoolgirl stuff. hahah.

[novass]

Naughty tenticles can only last so long...hahaha


know a bit about this stuff do we? :wink:

I've seen Hentai stuff before. It seems that 95% of it has to do with alien or satanic stuff with tenticles. The other 5% is schoolgirl stuff. hahah.

Ya ive seen a few that were very wierd. La Blue Girl I think thats the name, had a lot of tentacle sex in it.

[TopGearNL]

You guys seem to know a lot about it :P

[StanAE86]

I'm a perv. :lol:

[Mattk]

You guys seem to know a lot about it

Having a laugh over porn is quite satisfying...

[DeMoN]

pray that its a faze as I am praying on my brother! He is kinda "punk" and im doing whatever I can to avoid him staying one. Guess time will tell, try to remember if u did something stupid at that age... tho 18 is quite a mature age. My bro is 16 only. N E Way best of luck in pulling your bro from that bad road.