BAHWAHAHHA, I am Xenu...

[nthfinity]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Xenu_BBC_Panorama.jpg

And it is my fault Tom Cruise, and the other scientologists are sooooo whickey-whacky!

but hey, it was only 75 million years ago, so what can I say?

[Mattk]

Err... :shock: :?:

[saadie]

way too drunk ... :lol:

[blinkmeat]

Understood - but really -- why Travolta?

[Mattk]

He's one of them.

[nthfinity]

way too drunk ... :lol:

sorry, but haven't had any alchohol ina fair amount of time.

the thetans made me do it, since my E meter reading is off the charts, i must be in a lot of pain

[TopGearNL]

Then think about Saadies Philosophy: ''No pain, no pain'' :mrgreen:

[gucom]

sssss spp sppa sppp sssssssssssspa sss ssss s ssssspppppppaaaaa spa spa SPAMMER!!!!!

[nthfinity]

Xenu????


Xenu - In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu) is an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to wreak chaos and havoc today.

it all makes perfect sence now, right? :P

careful, because this information may KILL YOU so read at your own risk!

Because the information imparted to members is to be kept secret from others who have not attained that level, the member must publicly deny its existence when asked. OT III recipients must sign a waiver promising never to reveal its secrets before they are given the manila envelope containing the Xenu knowledge. [23] It is knowledge so dangerous, members are told, anyone learning this material before he is ready could die.

...

76 planets of aliens filled with 178 billion aliens per planet totals 13.528 trillion aliens that were packaged and blown up by Xenu. Hubbard did not elaborate on the number of space planes required to transport a population of some 13.5 trillion people

see!

[Mattk]

:shock: Oh. I once was in a comedy debate about how scientology has ruined Top Gun.

[TNT]

damn i need to get laid if i am dieing now. :roll:

[saadie]

you dont seem like you dieing or anything ... soo ..... no sex for you :P :mrgreen:

[Mattk]

If you die without getting laid, you're not going to know anyway.

[black_magician]

so, are you here to apologize to us for Tom Cruise?

[nthfinity]

so, are you here to apologize to us for Tom Cruise?

I will not apologize for that goof ball! What i did 75 million years ago doesn't affect you or I, now does it? except, the design of a DC-8, which is fully mine from the Galactice Space Confederacy.

I only performed Event II, and nuked volcaonoes around the globe with bodies of other aliens.

nevermind that i nuked volcanoes that didn't exist as even a mound 75 million years ago; as i did, i think L Ron Hubbard would know he was talking about.... duuuuuuuhhhh.

:P

[Mattk]

Oh. 0X