Best (NES) Ninja Turtle review ever

[blinkmeat]

This guy is right - I had this game and it fucking sucked

http://badjojo.com/daily/video.php?var=6.08.20/01.wmv

[ZfrkS62]

hahahahaha

I hated that fucking Dam level. The few times i beat it, i had lost 3 guys and was stuck with Raphael with a sliver of fucking life left :roll: Raph..what a useless fucker.

I never made it past that level. I hated playing the game, which sucked because back then (like everyother 6 year old boy) i loved the Ninja Turtles.

Of course now i'm pissed as hell because they've brought them back but it's not the same turtles :? April's black, she's not a reporter and she worked for Baxter :? WTF!? How can you have 2 different generations of the same heroes? :? It would be like bringing Superman back and having him be teamed up with Lex Luthor :?

Bastards!

[blinkmeat]

Damn rights!

Oh - and I could neve beat the fucking Van level :fist:

[ZfrkS62]

I don't even know what happened to the game. I was the only one of my friends with it and i have a feeling that was why :lol:

[blinkmeat]

Me too man - II was awesome though :wink:

[ZfrkS62]

i think i had gotten so fed up with the first one, i only played the second one in the arcades :|

You want to talk about shitty games that came from the movies? Back to the Future :? It was based on the Paperboy (Killer classic right there!) platform, but you were running up the street trying to get to the DeLorean. You had to dodge bullies, cars, kids and bowling balls...(WTF?! When the hell did Marty EVER have to contend with a BOWLING BALL in the god damn movie?!?!) all before the people in the picture faded..(what kind of damn timer is it with a fading picture???) I could never get to the damn car :?

[nickthaskater]

lmfao @ the last part with the 'jump'

Shit like that irritates me so so so much.

And yea, BTTF was a horrible game, I hated it haha. The worst game by far though that I have ever had the displeasure of playing, would be E.T. for Atari. I don't even know who the fuck decided to call that a game and put it in a box for sale, but they must have either been blitzed on coke, or just a complete brainless idiot.

[ZfrkS62]

I never played that one.

Marble Madness and Q-bert.....How fucking stoned were people in the 80s????

I think the best games i played on the NES were Mario Bros 1 and 3, Duck Hunt and Kirby's Dreamland :D Speaking of Mario Bros. 1, Nick, what level is that in your sig?

[nickthaskater]

Excitebike was rad too :D

[ZfrkS62]

HELLZ YEAH!! Excitbike was the shit :D toss in F1 Pole Position as well :D And answer my question about your sig dammit! :lol:

[nickthaskater]

Oh sorry, I didn't see the question haha. I have no idea, I just found it on the internet randomly. It's been way too bloody long since I played the game to remember haha.

[novass]

Excitebike was rad too :D

Excitebike was and is, the shit!

As for this game, I remember having it and never investing enough time to get very far with it. I still have my NES and a bunch of games, I should dig that out and see what im workin with. On second thought, last time I tried that I realized, compared to modern games, the NES games werent as good as I remembered. Perhaps I shouldnt risk tainting my memories. :?

[ZfrkS62]

i don't ever remember being able to jump in midair like that though :?

[nickthaskater]

i don't ever remember being able to jump in midair like that though :?
Hidden blocks I'm assuming.

[1zippo1]

Me too man - II was awesome though :wink:

same here, loved two but hated the first one. NES had a lot of allmost unplayable games. Star wars for instance, too hard for me at least.

EDIT: I remember everything he's showing because I've played it so often... that one jump was pissing me off indeed. I wasn't a difficult kid but after playing that game, I probably was.

YOU CAN JUST WALK OVER IT... fuck I never knew that. I never got passed there