Funniest sentence in your language

[666fast]

Purple Monkey Dishwasher


Which means:

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

[coloradosilver]

Mr. Jock, T.V. Quiz Ph.D., bags few lynx.

Shortest proper sentence in english language to use all 26 letters of the alphabet. Also rezognized as such by the Guinness Book of Records.

[coloradosilver]

Purple Monkey Dishwasher


Which means:

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

wtf is Purple Monkey Dishwasher? :D

Its a line from a Simpson's episode.

From the Simpsons, episode [2F19] "The PTA Disbands"

Edna: Good news, people!
[the other teachers cheer]

Edna: I'm happy to announce that another union has joined us in a sympathy strike: the piano tuners' Local 412!

[the teachers look at one another, confused]
[a piano tuner stands outside a house with an out-of-tune piano and looks smug]

Bart: [walking up] Now for Operation Strike-Make-Go-Longer.
[to teacher] You know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will crack any minute.

[the teachers whisper it forward through the line]

Teacher: [to Edna] Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.

Edna: Well! We'll show him, especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" remark [everyone shouts their assent]

(note: if you don't understand the joke,
think back to when you used to play the game 'telephone')

[gucom]

raar maar waar, haar haar staart 'n paar jaar naar daar

uhm just made this myself, doesn't make sense maybe but its gramatically correct...

funny but true, her hair is staring at there for a couple of years
(told you it doesnt make sense :P )

[Sir_GT]

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!










Translated:

The shit has hit the fan.

[Global Warming]

"I think I ripped my tinkle sphincter!"