The Gentleman's Club

[blinkmeat]

http://www.bachelorvegas.com/entertainment/jpegs/clubparadise/club3.jpg


To the gentlemans club. Where we talk about manly things and talk down on women.


Same Rules Apply as those in golf:


Gentlemen
Only
Ladies
Forbidden

[SilviaEvo]

sooo about whacking them golf balls.......

[blinkmeat]

So -

Right now I'm drinking a 2003 Pinot Noir (very tasty Australian) and lamenting over how I can get into this girls pants once and for all -- It's a battle that's raged on for a few years given her bf and her's 7 year relationship - But, there's always been something between us - And I've decided that I'm going to stop respecting others 7 year relationships and do as I wish ... Harsh maybe, but if I'm elegant about it I think I might be able to pull it off.

What are you guys up to?

[blinkmeat]

sooo about whacking them golf balls.......

Hello old chap - grab a cigar and cognac and pull up a chair old man

[SilviaEvo]

So -

Right now I'm drinking a 2003 Pinot Noir (very tasty Australian) and lamenting over how I can get into this girls pants once and for all -- It's a battle that's raged on for a few years given her bf and her's 7 year relationship - But, there's always been something between us - And I've decided that I'm going to stop respecting others 7 year relationships and do as I wish ... Harsh maybe, but if I'm elegant about it I think I might be able to pull it off.

What are you guys up to?
i say to the pants! to the pants! right-oh chap. i'm thinking it can be done and it should be done as 7 years wait is a long time

[No.1]

Methinks blink has got a taste for spamming :P

[blinkmeat]

My thoughts exactly my good man - Woman need to be the followers again for they don't know what's good for them anyway, being the lesser of the species - Wish me luck for I shall need it.

Now about Golf ...

[blinkmeat]

Methinks blink has got a taste for spamming :P

Hello old man -- I was thinking we may need "Gentleman's names" as in The Duke of - The Earl of - King (Whatever) etc.

Any thoughts on this one?

[No.1]

Methinks blink has got a taste for spamming :P

Hello old man -- I was thinking we may need "Gentleman's names" as in The Duke of - The Earl of - King (Whatever) etc.

Any thoughts on this one?

We need to use place names such as The Earl Of Manchester (*that is me from now on) 8)

Perhaps, may i suggest for one of the whores who frequent this arena, The Earl Of Spamchester? Any takers on this title? Dani? Arman? You, perchance?

[blinkmeat]

That will Work No.1 - The Earl of Manchester

[No.1]

That will Work No.1 - The Earl of Manchester

West Coast, gangsta!






















:oops: I mean spiffing old chap :good:

[blinkmeat]

Blaze up old chap

I formally declare myself: The Count of Toronto

[ZfrkS62]

I guess i'll be responding to Duke of Zed :mrgreen:

Blink, old bean, all i can suggest is watch your back should this bird change her mind!

[blinkmeat]

Chaps - do sig your "Club" name -- He's a cop Zed - I am not scared ... however i do need a quick-action-plan ... must implement that - I choose to be an e-guinnaepig too , and will keep the Gentleman updated 8)

[saadie]

Hey dirty old peeps ... whats cookin below yo ass holmes!

eehehehe :mrgreen: :?

[blinkmeat]

Hey dirty old peeps ... whats cookin below yo ass holmes!



eehehehe :mrgreen: :?

No homo's - you must leave - 2 month ban

[ZfrkS62]

Chaps - do sig your "Club" name -- He's a cop Zed - I am not scared ... however i do need a quick-action-plan ... must implement that - I choose to be an e-guinnaepig too , and will keep the Gentleman updated 8)

well, if he's a cop, you may have bitten off more than you can chew, gov'nah, after all, you can't hide from the radio :P

[blinkmeat]

He is going to be well north of me - Beside - He seems like a bit of a douch, my good man. Thing's are well in sight - If not though I have a # 2 of course :)

[ZfrkS62]

Best of luck chap. Keep us abreast of the situation!

[blinkmeat]

Hahaha - Indeed I will - Keep the 34 for me though pls - this might not end will.... but , how are things with ching chong theses days? (don't be mad''' club rule) haha

[blinkmeat]

ahhaha - i'm not changing my drunken post 8)

[ZfrkS62]

she doing quite well. one wekk until i'm out there.

I'm going to have a shitload of posts to read when i get back :roll:

[blinkmeat]

Where are you headed old man - 60 year old bottles of wine- and whores that never grow old?

[ZfrkS62]

Where are you headed old man - 60 year old bottles of wine- and whores that never grow old?

No wine my good man. Just some Ale and a woman of the sheets from the far east who knows how raise a chaps blood pressure :D quaint battlefield called Oakland.

[blinkmeat]

Hahaha - Sub forum Moded 8)

[gigdy]

Hahaha - Sub forum Moded 8)

Good day count drunkula. I say as long as you and this girl or her bf are not good friends you break out your driver and bust a straight one down the fairway. But if you are good friends then you have to stick around for the aftermath and its never good.

[blinkmeat]

Gentlemen -- Things with the Wench I mentioned above seem to be going well.

An excerpt:

stef says:
i still have to prin tout the newst version
stef says:
maybe tomorrow after work
Ben says:
can't read off the screen?
stef says:
i'd rather take you to bed!
stef says:
jk
Ben says:
haha
stef says:
but i'll print it out
Ben says:
alright
Ben says:
come paint my room
stef says:
kinda
stef says:
i like not sitting at paper work
stef says:
right after i get you that DQ

Transfer of "Gordon Lightfoot - Sundown.mp3" is complete.

Ben says:
great -- i hate this - you seem alright
Ben says:
i could hang out with you
Ben says:
but never will
stef says:
ahh..
stef says:
maybe one day
stef says:
on some level
stef says:
i wouldn't want to lose touch
stef says:
we;ll have to go for lunch or something when you can
Ben says:
bah
Ben says:
well - i might be in town in july
Ben says:
i'll make a terrible impression and you can go on your merry way
stef says:
oh common
stef says:
alright then it's a deal
stef says:
say hi to alix, and i'l l give her dirty looks when i see her
Ben says:
haha
stef says:
and we;ll talk later



The out of the blue "I'd rather take you to bed!" comment kinda threw me ... not so subtle, but subtle do to it's context in the rest of the long convo...

Thoughts --- do tell your stories old man ... enlighten us
8)

[dutchmasterflex]

Ahh.. the young ladies.. They al need to be put in their place as you have already mentioned..

Sounds like you've gotten yourself a nice foundation so far.. try not to break it

I am currently working on 2 best friends. Extremely cute and very well endowed in upper frontal region.

Sometime's I feel like I'll be able to bag both, but I also get the feeling I'm getting played.



Damn it's been a long and dry 5 months..

[blinkmeat]

Good show old man --

I say let them think they're playing you and take both for a long trip down threesome lane if possible. :mrgreen:

[saadie]

^^ and suddenly i feel like being in one of those old 1940's movie lol :mrgreen:

[blinkmeat]

Good on you chap :D

[ZfrkS62]

Damn it's been a long and dry 5 months..


got you beat by 2 months

[blinkmeat]

Good day old man 8) How's things?

[blinkmeat]

Well done Ronin - I see you're a man of culture 8)

As for me - This girl wants me to call her to talk instead of using msn ... alas i chickened out and said "I'm shy" to which she replied "Good. I wouldn't want to talk to you anyway." I replied "I'm sorry" and she said "Oh, c'mon".

Them's the breaks Old men -- Pussy me reliquishes all that is good because I'm just a big pussy.

I wonder if i should say this "I was kidding, I'll call you if that'll make you happy."

But I dunno :(

[blinkmeat]

what if i said that with one of these " :wink: " tacked on?

[dutchmasterflex]

From my experience, the winking smile emoticon gets you laid, instantly. Do it.


Well, I'm off to another weekend back home in New York. I'll have my parents house to myself and hopefully get a nice sleep over with 2 of the bestest friends I mentioned earlier..

[blinkmeat]

what if i said that with one of these " :wink: " tacked on?

Well in that case you have nothing to worry about, you're golden. She'll pretty much bend over right in front of you and ask for it, just be sure to act uninterested because then she'll be even more determined to please you :wink:

Mmm - she already has and will be, apparently, gentlemen. I shall tell you all later about next weeks events whence they commence :lol: 8)

[Pehtren]

Good day gents, where can i get some whisky.

[blinkmeat]

At the bar of course 8)

As for me - Said girl has given me the go ahead to persue her despite her relationship. Now it's just a question of my own moral fiber - Do I , should I? I don't know - there are intangibles here - the biggest of which is my complete adoration of this girl for 4 yrs.

I'm truly at a loss.

[gucom]

'evening gents...no im not thirsty...

personally i'd rather not pursue some1 who's in a relationship... but somehow i doubt i'd be able to stop myself if my "dreamgirl" ever were to give me the more-or-less green light (which wont happen btw)

decide for yourself if your current relationship is of such a closeness that you dont want to risk losing it (meaning you'll just sit tight and wait for this douche to disappear (the word disappearing brings other ideas/tactics to my mind :P )), or that you've simply been drooling over her from a distance, meaning you haven't really got anything to lose...

[blinkmeat]

Thanks for replying - Normall you'd be right cause this whole thing has been at a distance till about 1 week ago - I'm suppose to be seeing her on Saturday or Sunday too - The thing is I do care - I don't wanna be that guy - Even if she is interested in me ... It's a tightrope

[gucom]

then dont, and pride yourself on your morals :) dowside will be seeing her all over this guy, which does not feel good...although you already know that ofcourse

btw if she actually wants you to try... ask her to make a choice? ofcourse nothing is as unpredictable as a woman, but if you cant make the choice, let her?

[blinkmeat]

Hmm - that's well put - I dunno if she'd choose me (Which I wouldn't mind) at this point though. Perhaps playing like friends when i see her this weekend (At least intiatlly to see her MO) is the best option ... ?

[dutchmasterflex]

So what was the signal from her giving you the green light? How do you feel about the other guy, and is she still treating him with respect? You should think about those things because if you're going to get into a relationship with her, would you want her to do the same thing shes doing with him with you? (Did that make sense?)

If her current relationship doesnt look good, and you are obviously the better person for her than it will work itself out eventually.. probably with the other guy getting hurt.

Make it clear what shes doing to both you and him.


As for my situation.. the first night I came back home to my parents house in NY, one of the two girls who are friends came over and slept with me. Nothing more than the occasional roll over and spoon though..

The next night it was the same thing, with a little bit more spooning, but that was it.

That morning we got breakfast with her friend (the other girl).. then ended up watchcing a movie at my place later that day with both of them.

Was it wrong for me not to make a serious move that second night?

I'm starting to think I dont know exactly where I want to go with this..

[blinkmeat]

She's told me to persue her - But I'm going into this as a friend as much as I can. (You did make sense) and I agree with everything you said -- I'll save that speech for the right time, maybe I'll never even need to use it - Who knows?

You're a P I M P old man - Nothing you did is "wrong" do as you wish - but they both seem interested in you so that's gonna be a battle if you pick one over another.

[dutchmasterflex]

And one hell of a battle it is.. I'm thinking I should just play it ice cold.


Swirls brandy..

[gucom]

yeah, i think you did the right thing doing nothing... at least for now, wait and see what they really want, and let them sort it out among themselves...

ive got the feeling i will be needing quite alot of any type of liquor soon...

[blinkmeat]

As will I gents -- I'm meeting this girl tomorrow for a day at the Gallery and Sushi - Then out on the town :D :?

Should be interesting - Wish me good luck

Heidi - Go fetch some brandi and get up on stage

http://tedstrong.com/graphicsjune05/waitress.jpg

[TNT]

Well Mr. Meat i am checking in to this fine club with the same choice as you.

See my ex-fox, and i were kind of at a halt, happy, but at a halt. so we have since parted ways and he jumped into a trampuling (spelling) jackel. and my ex-fox is waiting to come home, (75-80% sure) but the moral fiber question is in the air? shall i take my fox from the jackel? should i be playing with my fox? choices..... :|

Lots of thoughts for the Lord of the 'Burgh to think over.

[saadie]

she looks nice .... be good to her :lol:

[gucom]

hahaha nice new name 8)

now pour me full of the strongest liquor you've got, bartender! i need it...

[saadie]

yeah . i got that title cuz i bitch arses like you :lol:
which is never a bad thing :lol:

btw i've never changed my name or title ..
*points at the admins* :lol: :cry: :)

[gucom]

lol poor you :P i guess you get what you deserve :wink:

now where's the drunkness staying? or isnt that gentleman-like enough? has that bitchy bartender secretly been adding water to my drinks? i wanna get wasted NOW :x

[gucom]

splendid idea my man, I'm sure he'll uphold our fine traditions of gentlemanness. I vote in favour :D

[blinkmeat]

I opened up a huge can of worms here -- Let's just say things got a little physical with this girl and I'm an idiot for doing it (Well Somewhat) ... Should be an interesting few days of emails.

ok...so ths whole thing is pretty insane...or was pretty insane. For me anyway.
i really don't want to go anywhere with what happened this weekend. i can't face these huge issues in my life with "whatever" this is .---? compounding the situation...what situation...? (bf's name) ...first and foremost...i'm not ready to make any changes, i don't regret anythign that i've done ...but i don't want to hurt him or you.i really enjoyed and needed my time wtih you/..i hope that you don't feel used...maybe you used me too...? i was a mess today. a total "wtf am i doing" kind of mess. i need to take this one day at a time...but this saturday....what a saturday...& i think that a stolen kiss was observed by some people in the bar....i'm terrified but i'll deal..
really hope that you learn to swim this summer....and not hate me. if you need to hate me...i do understand.

i really hope that you understand....
need to keep it light,
bye for now.


Plus I couldn't really decifer what she meant by this line i really don't want to go anywhere with what happened this weekend. i can't face these huge issues in my life with "whatever" this is .---?


Was she asking me what "this relationship"is? Anyway, I think I got the hint okay and I just bowed out via email - Said I'd just like to be friends. I think it's safe to say she's a little confused about her feelings ... I think she should just dump this guy already but ...hmmm women :roll:


Stewie is already a member
:D

[dutchmasterflex]

Damn Blink... looks like the shit hit the fan eh?

Sounds like a typical young girl who doesn't know what she wants.. Now it's just a waiting game, hope everything works out alright.

I've pretty much chosen one over the other.. but right now we are nothing more than "really really" good friends.. I still havent put the move on her though.

[blinkmeat]

tell me about it boss -- I can't help but think it's all pretty funny. Foolish but funny.

good luck with the new wench :wink:

ps: that girl in the pic isn't her - thats our server Heidi (She strips too of course)

[dutchmasterflex]

heh, wench is a little harsh.. she's more of a "sweet bitch"..

Went to the beach with her on saturday, got a nice pic i'll post in the proper area of JW..

[blinkmeat]

The gentlemen commonly refer to girls as wenches good sir - It is proper etiquette you know

I look forward to that, boss 8)

[blinkmeat]

very strange story...was it a seeing eye dog?...mabe you didn't notice her tight white jacket? (funny story)
thanks too for your other email.

i also found out today that you were an aries...so you're not so stuborn afterall...you're more of a leader...(apparently :) )


friends is best,
ps
i'll never take in the sound of those bull frogs the same way again..ha.
but really....friends is best.


Is this girl for real? I replied with this ....

alright, boss.

I thought that's all we were anyway ;)



And she said:

jerk :)




&

look up blue rodeo ( "ahhhh yeah...i know these guys...what was i thinking" he'll say to himself)


What a mystery - What's with that bullfrog thing - Is she flirting with me?

[TNT]

dude, i dealt with many a girls like this, you need to state what you want and if they can't confirm they want the same thing then just, man up and move on.

but it seemed like a jolly good time ;)

[blinkmeat]

It was a good time. Good times to come also I fear 8) We just had a little chat and discussed some things,


Then insists I watch this and ask me what i think it means ... it's a good song too - check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftZAZWLrWKo\ (I think it has a bit to do with my being modest) dunno.

[blinkmeat]

A little update

i can't belive that you would "ribbit - ribbit" me at kumon....from alix!!! god...you're cheaky.

i'm out with some lady frineds...ttyl...
i'm impressed though, i laughed...i didn't try to explain...i just laughed (it took a minute..then she noticed my eyes pop out of my head!)
ok...jeeze!
bye!

[dutchmasterflex]

brother, you got her in the bag.. just sit back and watch the show

[gucom]

that doesnt look to bad, does it? :) and yes thats quite a beautiful song...

btw bartender, you dont happen to have a couple of liters of absynth left do you?

back on topic, im still kinda confused as to what this girl wants, i think so are you (or can you make sense from it all? :o , and so is she... :?

[blinkmeat]

The whole thing is kind of gimped up --

There's a limbo here that we're forced to work within cause we live so far apart for the time being ... But once we're together things aboviously flow much better. We talked a bit about relationship expectations and how people "need" certain things that their signicant others just can't give (despite their trying)

I commiserated and told her that I understand where she's coming from. I left my longest relationship (4 yrs) for the same reasons. Then she decided to call me - But I missed the call due to passing out. :o

Things are looking up though cause we can have these discussions I think ... I'm doing my best to remain on the outside looking in.

She called at 9:45 - then wrote this email at 10:20


noticed you called, i was too chicken to call you back.
don't get too drunk....i'll sign you up for AA
later
:)


This one at 12:00am

i checked in to say hi...you're prob drunk


Do you want the whole absynthe experience gucom? Or do you just want to pound em back? :P

[blinkmeat]

think that you may like me more than you should? (you might)

think i'll mess with you? ( i might )

think we'll always be friends? & not acquaintances? ( hope so)

think you need me?

think i've listened to Amsterdam too many times today? (guaranteed)



& more seriously, think that you'll ever sing your karaoke night? (hope so...:)


PLAY BALL!
8)

[dutchmasterflex]

haha.. if only she knew you were copying and pasting every email to the public..

[blinkmeat]

Hahaha

Things would end fast - say nothing :shock:

[dutchmasterflex]

heheh,

I need that NES cartridge blow me. shirt.. It looks like a shirt from Urban Outfitters..

Anywho, so you think this wench is it?

[blinkmeat]

I do my good man -- Alas this is a complicated situation and I may need to pull out :roll: :wink:

[gucom]

Do you want the whole absynthe experience gucom? Or do you just want to pound em back? :P

depends on wether the pounding back part causes memory loss or not :)

[blinkmeat]

I don't think it will :roll: 8)

[gucom]

i guess i'll go for the full experience then 8)

[blinkmeat]

Than I'm in also 8)

[gucom]

great - i've got my bottle opened, shall we take a shot on 3? 1..2...

[blinkmeat]

...go...

mmm liquid high 8)

[gucom]

who are you, old chap? your face (avatar) seems familiar :P

a friend of a friend of mine can get you gents some cubans if you want :wink:

[blinkmeat]

Hehe - My name is not important ...

I just want pussy pussy pussy - spanish pussy - dog pussy - chicken pussy - pussy for a penny ! ... If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere .... (finish it) :D

[gucom]

you're not behaving very gentleman-like my friend!

cant blame you though 8) enjoy the dog pussy :?

and finish it... uhm... "test it first, if its good tell me about it"?

[blinkmeat]

It's a quote from

From dusk till Dawn


Ergo "If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere ... FUCK IT"

I love Cheech Marin 8)

[blinkmeat]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1rAB0yDeU&search=neil%20young%20old%20man

for the gentlemen

[TNT]

i have come into a program that allows my to name the gentlemen properly now if i can get a list of those in our club i will make a list of who is who, all i need is a location/foe, name, and what you want to be. king, duke, sir, lord, prince, etc.


ie look at my sig.

[blinkmeat]

Woh woh!

Cool!