share some nice citates.

[Mopsdrops]

Humm, I was thinking. It would be nice to all share some nice citates :P

- Death smiles at us all, all a men can do is smile back

- You don't stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing

- If everything seems under control, you just aren't going fast enough

- It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning

I know, most of them are from users their signature. My inspiration sucks :P

[blinkmeat]

Observe constantly that all things take place by change, and accustom thyself to consider that the nature of the Universe loves nothing so much as to change the things which are, and to make new things like them.

~Marcus Aurelius

[MartijnGizmo]

My dad has this smart oneliners on an almost daily base. But I think the essence will be lost in translation. :)

[r2r]

I like this topic.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!"

[T-Bird]

"God is dead and we are all alone"
"All the pretty women are married, all the handsome men are gay... Will you survive?"

[blinkmeat]

I'm not a girl, I'm a guy you know? But at the same time, I tell ya how you can solve this abortion issue right now. Ready? Those unwanted babies that single moms leave in alleys and in dumpsters? Leave about 12 of those on the steps of The Supreme Court. This is over. Like that. "You guys said we had to have them? Then you guys...FUCKING RAISE 'EM." "Raise 'em then, you fucking fuck raise 'em. YOU raise 'em. You said I had to have it? Then it's yours. Fuck. It's yours..Take it"

- Bill Hicks, In Humor/Bill Hicks

And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create republicans."

- Bill Hicks, In Drugs/Marijuana

f you don't think drugs have done good things for us then take all of your records,tapes and CD's and burn them.

- Bill Hicks, In Humor/Bill Hicks


They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

- Bill Hicks, In Drugs/Marijuana

[Global Warming]

LONGEVITY

n. Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

- AMBROSE BIERCE (The Devil's Dictionary (http://www.numeraire.com/quotes/abc.htm))

[MIHALS]

Your mother should have swallowed you!

*Ronin*

:mrgreen:

[ldin]

"i love heaven" I Divine Intervention..If you block your dreams, you allowed fear to become bigger than faith"- my cousin who passed away in may 19th 2000. my dad found a peice of paper with that written on it. just like that verbatim.

[ZfrkS62]

why put the gun to your head if you're already dead? - Deron Miller, CKY

[blinkmeat]

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

~Ozzy Osbourne

[Z3uS]

You don't win second place, you lose first.

[autohabit]

Life is like a penis: when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's hard you get f****d.


Overheard in a bar: Man: "Hey, Baby, I'd sure like to get in your pants!" Woman: "No, thanks, I've already got one ass-hole in there now."


I'm an atheist, thank God!

[bmagni]

i love this little poem

"It will be a hard life,
one without reward, wihtout remorse, without regret.
A path will be placed before you
the choice is yours alone
do what you think you cannot do.
Iit will be a hard life, but you will find out who you are"

[TopGearNL]

''There are no perfect people, only perfect intentions''

''Everything good is bad, and everything bad is good''

[bmagni]

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

[TopGearNL]

Alexei Ivanovich Voronin (sovjet soldier 2nd WW): ''Today, I crossed the Elbe river in Germany and shook hands with an American soldier. Although I could not understand anything he said, I felt this man was my brother. And I think he felt the same. ''

[TopGearNL]

"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that
counts."

[TopGearNL]

"In war there is no prize for the runner-up."

"Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war
than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living."

[T-Bird]

"The end, is the beginning, is the end" -Billy Corgan
"The moment you are born you start dieing"
Life sucks then you die
"You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son." -Eddie Temple (Layer Cake)

[novass]

"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." -Chinese Proverb

[Viper5703]

"The goal of war is not to die for your country, it is to make the other SOB die for his!"

[TopGearNL]

"It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it."

"In war, you win or lose, live or die-and the difference is just an eyelash."

"The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must
suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war."

"They died hard, those savage men - like wounded wolves at bay. They were
filthy, and they were lousy, and they stunk. And I loved them."

[TopGearNL]

"So long as there are men there will be wars."

"We must be prepared to make heroic sacrifices for the cause of peace that we
make ungrudgingly for the cause of war. There is no task that is more important
or closer to my heart."

[TopGearNL]

"There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war. Except its ending."
- Abraham Lincoln

"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic."
- Joseph Stalin

"Death solves all problems - no man, no problem."
- Joseph Stalin

"In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance."
- Joseph Stalin

[TopGearNL]

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard
die for his."
- General George S. Patton



"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God
that such men lived."
- General George S. Patton

[RC45]

Damn - Patton has said the same in mnay different ways... makes you wonder if he ever said it at all... ;)

[TopGearNL]

"Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime."
- Ernest Hemingway

"Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another."
- Ernest Hemingway

"All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."
- Francois Fenelon

[Viper5703]

Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
- Winston Churchill

There is nothing so pleasing as to be shot at by one’s enemy without result.
- Winston Churchill

The commander of the forces of a large State may be carried off,
but the will of even a common man cannot be taken from him.
- Confucius

The mail service has been excellent out here, and in my opinion this is all that the
Air Force has accomplished during the war.
- Chesty Puller in a letter to his wife while in Korea

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day
- Unknown

"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam." or in english-
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head

Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets.
- Unknown

[saadie]

an orginization is like a tree full of monkeys, the monkeys on the top look down just to see happy faces while the monkeys on the lower side look up just to see assholes
-Chinese proverb .. .a really good one :mrgreen:

[Viper5703]

haha I like that one.

[TopGearNL]

"I have never advocated war except as a means of peace."
- Ulysses S. Grant

"Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die."
- Herbert Hoover

"Only the dead have seen the end of the war."
- Plato

[TopGearNL]

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
- Bertrand Russell

"Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily."
- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country."
- Bertrand Russell

[Garretts_turbo]

"i wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself"