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one of the best comdy movies ever!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/
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bmagni
05-29-2006, 07:13 PM
haha. Damn right !!!
The best parody ever !
Once upon a time warp...
In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away there lived a ruthless race of beings known as... Spaceballs. - Chapter Eleven - The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from theyr peace-loving neighbor, Planet Druidia. - Today is Princess Vespa's wedding day. Unbeknownst to the princess but knownst to us, danger lurks in the stars above... - If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
"I can see your schwarz is as big as mine"
"There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star! "
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
ZfrkS62
05-29-2006, 07:52 PM
"Who made that man a gunner?"
"I did sir. He's my cousin."
"Who's that?"
"He's an Asshole sir."
"I know that. What is his NAME?"
"That is his name sir."
"How many Assholes we got on this ship anyway!?"
>everyone on ship< "YO!"
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
bmagni
05-29-2006, 08:02 PM
/\/\ :lol:
what about the pirated video part:
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Video Operator: Sir!
antonioledesma
05-29-2006, 08:24 PM
lol, that is a great movie...
how were the speeds called? one was warp, light speed, and the others??? fart speed?
bmagni
05-29-2006, 08:28 PM
lol, that is a great movie...
how were the speeds called? one was warp, light speed, and the others??? fart speed?
ludicrous speed
ZfrkS62
05-29-2006, 08:30 PM
^^ :lol:
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball 1. They've gone to plaid!"
antonioledesma
05-29-2006, 11:50 PM
thanks bmagni.
I'll have to "buy" it to watch it again
i have it on my HD if someone want to host it its like 650MB
gigdy
05-30-2006, 12:42 AM
Such a quotable movie.
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine."
sameerrao
05-30-2006, 01:09 AM
Funny movie .. Mel Brooks is a comic genius
DeMoN
05-30-2006, 01:32 AM
never saw it at full. Must do so sometime. I know nothing bout starwars, will it still b funny?
yes..... even haven't seen one starwars movie. with being in the US you will have heard all of the major bits of starwars anyways. and the parodies are so in-your-face you will laugh. :lol:
dutchmasterflex
05-30-2006, 06:21 PM
...No body knows... the troubles I've seen...
Instant classic ;)
ZfrkS62
05-31-2006, 08:53 AM
A classic of parodies. I don't think I've ever seen such a good parody, great dialogue. I remember laughing on the floor the first time I saw it.
Now I kinda want to see it again. :D
This is the place I remember most.
Dark Helmet after getting the combination to Druidia's air shield: So the combination is 1 2 3 4 5 >lifts face mask< That's the stupidest combination i've ever heard! That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage!
President Skroob: [enters after the interrogation of King Roland] Well? Did it work? Where's the king?
Dark Helmet: It worked, sir. We have the combination.
President Skroob: Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from planet Druidia. What's the combination?
Dark Helmet: 1 2 3 4 5.
President Skroob: 1 2 3 4 5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage! Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure!
Dark Helmet: Yes, sir!
President Skroob: And change the combination on my luggage!
Not the funniest of the whole movie, but I remember it well for some reason...
Probably because you forgot the first line to it :wink:
ZfrkS62
05-31-2006, 03:48 PM
^don't forget young frankenstein!
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