5 reasons not to be a penis...

[numerouno]

1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

[McLaren4eVa]

Very true, funny indeed.

[gucom]

lolol this topic title did get my attention :lol: but how about the warm feeling you get because of all the pleasure u give ur owner?

[r2r]

1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

:lol:

That’s just hilarious!

Thank's numerouno.

[saadie]

lmao .... :lol:
here are some deffensive statements ...

1. Who cares, Bladies rock! :P

2. Its better off having a hole in the head, you neve know when it might explode :lol:
3. haha!, Big deal, all negbiours are nutts :mrgreen:

4. Yep!, not like the guy behind you isnt :lol:

5. Dude!, you must be really week, well i can help you with that, its called viagra.


lol .. as you all can see .. im extremly bored! :prr:

[Mattk]

Haha! Not bad.