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LotusGT1
04-27-2006, 08:16 AM
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The Palestinian exteremist group Hamas has cemented a new sponsorship deal with Japanese Super Aguri F1 driver Takuma Sato. Hamas’ logo and motto, “Death to Israel,” will appear on Sato’s driver suit and front winglets. “Takuma and Hamas share similar values and his actions like Hamas’ instill mortal fear in his rivals,” Hamas’ director of PR, Mahmoud al-Zahar, told The Skidpad via satellite phone from an undisclosed location.

Sato, famous for his erratic driving and kamikaze-style passing moves, is a perfect fit for Hamas. Hamas’ sponsorship is not limited to monetary support, but also provides trade support worth millions of dollars, in the areas of logistics, strategy and publicity. Hamas’ influence have already be seen in the Super Aguri F1 camp with Sato announcing he will begin claiming responsibility for all ontrack destruction. This will save FIA stewards much work while also renforcing Honda and Hamas’ tenet of cut-throat tactics.

Hamas’ sponsorship will no doubt generate sponsorship opportunities for other F1 teams as the Israeli Defense Force will likely respond in kind or simply bulldoze Super Aguri’s development center.

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Sato’s explosive driving caught Hamas’ eye


LMAO...

More here -> www.theskidpad.com

racer_f50
04-27-2006, 12:49 PM
personally, i can't picture the FIA allowing an extremist/terrorist group to sponser an F1 team or driver, even if he's in the bottom of the rankings and in need of the money.

if the story isn't b.s., then goddam this world is going crazy :?

blinkmeat
04-27-2006, 01:00 PM
:lol: :lol:

Toronto
04-27-2006, 03:05 PM
would of been more funny if they used Ide, that guy is just a wreck out there, how they let him drive is beyond me.

graywolf624
04-27-2006, 09:24 PM
Saudia, which belongs (or belonged) to the Bin Laden family...
Might I remind you that belonging to the Bin Laden Family and belonging to Osama are two seperate things.

ae86_16v
04-27-2006, 10:44 PM
I have a really liberal sense of humor, but I do not find this funny at all.

Erez
04-27-2006, 11:34 PM
:lol:

black_magician
04-30-2006, 11:28 AM
:mrgreen: death to Isreal , on a super aguri....:lol:



:roflmao: :roflmao:

saadie
05-02-2006, 02:55 AM
lol ....... as i see it ... sato and super aguri will be banned by the fia :mrgreen:

LotusGT1
05-02-2006, 04:42 AM
This article (and the weblog) is from a guy I know. If you think it's funny, please take the time and leave a comment! You'd do him (and me) a favor...