The Raelian Message

[Raelian1]

HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.


WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.

[RC45]

There you have it.. ;)

The stupidsist fucking post EVER on JW... :P

p.s. Think these yahoos will give the Scientoligists a run for their money? :P

[yg60m]

I am not sure proselytism is allowed here :| In fact I wouldn't like to see this site invaded by these people talking shit !

[Mattk]

What rubbish. Go away! :bs: :fist:

Hey, there are some pretty good emoticons here.

[saadie]

Raelian1 ... do you know .... aliens live on this planet aswell .... one just crawled up your ass :roflmao:o

[Mattk]

If aliens existed, he'd be one of them.

[TransAm]

It's all true

Take me to your leader, RC 0X

[Toronto]

Dan?

[Max Power]

There you have it.. ;)


hahaha :lol:

[nthfinity]

LMFAO

just last night on the radio, people were talking about the raelians and how goofed they all are... and how after that faux cloning scandle disappeared, they 'dropped' off the map :lol: 0X

[ARMAN]

Is he posting this on all forums? :shock: :lol:

Dan strikes again? :mrgreen:

[gigdy]

luckily i had a spoon in my hand, so i shoved it up my ass cus if anyone is gonna cause me this much pain its gonna be me.

[TransAm]

Two days on I see Raelian has not made any more posts...

So he comes in, drops his bombshell, never to be heard of again...

Spamakazi :mrgreen:

[antonioledesma]

:roll:
leave the proselytism... it's a very very VERY stupid thing...

[TransAm]

Fuck me. I had to look that word up!

That's a pretty impressive command of the English language you have there, Antonio 8)

<doffs hat>

[antonioledesma]

Fuck me. I had to look that word up!

That's a pretty impressive command of the English language you have there, Antonio 8)

<doffs hat>

8) thanks, but I must say I read it in Yann's post. I knew what the word means, but always have trouble to spell it

[Raelian1]

LMFAO

just last night on the radio, people were talking about the raelians and how goofed they all are... and how after that faux cloning scandle disappeared, they 'dropped' off the map :lol: 0X

From the FAQ section of the Raelian Movement web site

Q. Where is Eve, the clone baby?

A. The Raelian Movement is a completely separate organisation from Clonaid. Clonaid is a project name (not a company) and is run by one Raelian by the name of Dr Brigitte Boisselier. Neither Rael nor the Raelian Movement fund or have any involvement in Clonaid apart from moral support of cloning technologies.
For more details, see clonaid dot com

This and many more questions can be answered from rael dot org by reading the summary, checking out the FAQ section and downloading the free e-book "Intelligent design: Message from the Designers".

[saadie]

is it just me .. or raelian really sounds like a condom company :lol:

[komotar]

I've read the e-book and I'm hooked ... not :lol:

[TopGearNL]

There you have it.. Wink

The stupidsist fucking post EVER on JW...

LMAO :roflmao:

As Gordon Ramsey would say: ''Will you :fuck: off! ''

[nthfinity]

LMFAO

just last night on the radio, people were talking about the raelians and how goofed they all are... and how after that faux cloning scandle disappeared, they 'dropped' off the map :lol: 0X

From the FAQ section of the Raelian Movement web site

Q. Where is Eve, the clone baby?

A. The Raelian Movement is a completely separate organisation from Clonaid. Clonaid is a project name (not a company) and is run by one Raelian by the name of Dr Brigitte Boisselier. Neither Rael nor the Raelian Movement fund or have any involvement in Clonaid apart from moral support of cloning technologies.
For more details, see clonaid dot com

This and many more questions can be answered from rael dot org by reading the summary, checking out the FAQ section and downloading the free e-book "Intelligent design: Message from the Designers".

I just got a brilliant idea!

we need a heavyweight boxing match to reduce the number of cults, oops, i mean religions.

it will be a final 4 type style...

Jehovia's whitness vs. Morman

Scientology vs. Raelians

and the braket leads to the final bought, where the winner takes over the fallen cult, oops, i mean religion.

notable cults, ooops, i mean religions that wanted to partake, but are unable to make it because they are already enjoying the fruits of thier cult, oops, i mean religion.

the Branch Dravidians
Heavens Gate
Order of the Solar Tempal
Peoples Temple
Movement ofr the Restoration of the Tend Commandments of God

potential for late entry:

Filippians
Taiping

regardless of if you are up up for the fight, you must simply provide your best figher, we are an equal opertunity fight organization which leads to fewer wars through fewer religions

[gucom]

nth there is no single bit of doubt in my mind that you will win the nobel peace prize for this :D

nah seriously, this may well be a joke since it was posted in hte proper section already, either way RC's comment was spot on :)

[nthfinity]

nth there is no single bit of doubt in my mind that you will win the nobel peace prize for this :D

nah seriously, this may well be a joke since it was posted in hte proper section already, either way RC's comment was spot on :)

as per that meathod used, i believe my money would be on Eastern Orthodox being the one religion left in the world :wink:

[ARMAN]

Leave out Scientology from this Nth, thank you.

[blinkmeat]

:lol:

Thanks for the cup of humour this morning

[Caplax40]

Leave out Scientology from this Nth, thank you.

Why?

[nthfinity]

Leave out Scientology from this Nth, thank you.

are you afraid those Raelians would TKO the biggest baddest Scientologist? :P :wink:

[ARMAN]

if i will fight none of them have a chance http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2461/boxerszr0.gif (http://www.imageshack.us) 8)

[Shinigami]

is it just me .. or raelian really sounds like a condom company :lol:They sound like a bunchin of fucking idiots to me :lol:

[gucom]

the scientologists have Tom Cruise who can complete any impossible mission :D

ARMAN are you scientologist, or know people who are? just out of interest...

[ARMAN]

I thought everyone knows it already :mrgreen:

[nthfinity]

yes, Arman may be the only guy on JW who is gently taking care of his Theatan levels :wink:

[gucom]

his what levels??

[nthfinity]

his what levels??

Theaten levels, you know; the alien souls that were burried in the volcanoes of the earth eons ago (some specific year) which were then vaporized by hydrogen bombs by Xemu, or Xenu; depending one which you prefer (same guy) the space tyrant. These billions of souls were trapped on earth by Xemu... and were devistatingly tormented. These souls are now in every man woman and child, and cause all the pain in the world; such as depression, anger, hate, schitsophrenia, etc. (scientology is strictly against mental pharmacudicals). This was the second event, if i recall correctly.

only by unlocking your past can you overcome the theatans threat to living a happy life.... that is, unlocking your past lives... depending on what your worth, you can become the highest level in scientology; of which, you are annointed on a cruise ship for a small one time cost to recieve your new super-high level book for perhaps 100,000's of dollars.

small volume print keeps the price up :P

[ARMAN]

his what levels??

Theaten levels, you know; the alien souls that were burried in the volcanoes of the earth eons ago (some specific year) which were then vaporized by hydrogen bombs by Xemu, or Xenu; depending one which you prefer (same guy) the space tyrant. These billions of souls were trapped on earth by Xemu... and were devistatingly tormented. These souls are now in every man woman and child, and cause all the pain in the world; such as depression, anger, hate, schitsophrenia, etc. (scientology is strictly against mental pharmacudicals). This was the second event, if i recall correctly.

only by unlocking your past can you overcome the theatans threat to living a happy life.... that is, unlocking your past lives... depending on what your worth, you can become the highest level in scientology; of which, you are annointed on a cruise ship for a small one time cost to recieve your new super-high level book for perhaps 100,000's of dollars.

small volume print keeps the price up :P

LMAO man Nth, I learn so many things every day on JW :lol: :lol: :lol:
send to the shrinkhouse the guy who told you that story, no wonder thers so many insane rumors around Scientology if there are people around who tell you such a fary tales :wink:

Thetan is from the Greek theta, the traditional symbol for thought or life and means the spiritual being itself. Word was made so the definition will not get confused with any hundrets of other definitions of spiritual being.

[Z3uS]

is it just me .. or raelian really sounds like a condom company :lol:
Yes it does, but i still perfer Eros. :lol:

[nthfinity]

his what levels??

Theaten levels, you know; the alien souls that were burried in the volcanoes of the earth eons ago (some specific year) which were then vaporized by hydrogen bombs by Xemu, or Xenu; depending one which you prefer (same guy) the space tyrant. These billions of souls were trapped on earth by Xemu... and were devistatingly tormented. These souls are now in every man woman and child, and cause all the pain in the world; such as depression, anger, hate, schitsophrenia, etc. (scientology is strictly against mental pharmacudicals). This was the second event, if i recall correctly.

only by unlocking your past can you overcome the theatans threat to living a happy life.... that is, unlocking your past lives... depending on what your worth, you can become the highest level in scientology; of which, you are annointed on a cruise ship for a small one time cost to recieve your new super-high level book for perhaps 100,000's of dollars.

small volume print keeps the price up :P

LMAO man Nth, I learn so many things every day on JW :lol: :lol: :lol:
send to the shrinkhouse the guy who told you that story, no wonder thers so many insane rumors around Scientology if there are people around who tell you such a fary tales :wink:

Thetan is from the Greek theta, the traditional symbol for thought or life and means the spiritual being itself. Word was made so the definition will not get confused with any hundrets of other definitions of spiritual being.

I neglected to mention, if a Scientologist hears the foundation of the Theaten too early (as in, thier own adherance to the cult must be prepared over time) that it may kill them :P

I have no problem with you being a scientologist, but I also have no problem making fun of religion; even my own.

Oh, and Tom Cruise told me ;)

[ARMAN]

8) :wink: say hello to Tommy-boy 8)