crazidude
07-01-2003, 02:54 PM
A man and a woman are driving to their honeymoon. the woman suddenly blurts out
"I have to tell you, I'm flat. My chest is as flat as a board"
The man thinks for a second and says:
"That's ok, there's more to life than sex." (?????)
Five minutes later, the man bursts out,
"I gotta be straight with u too, down under, I'm like a baby"
The wife replies,
"There's more to life than sex"
They get to their honey moon. The woman takes off her clothes and yes, she's flat as a board. The man takes off his pants. The woman takes one look at him and faints
When she comes 'round, she says
"I thought u said u were like a baby!"
The man replies,
"Yeh, 8 pounds and 21 inches"
"I have to tell you, I'm flat. My chest is as flat as a board"
The man thinks for a second and says:
"That's ok, there's more to life than sex." (?????)
Five minutes later, the man bursts out,
"I gotta be straight with u too, down under, I'm like a baby"
The wife replies,
"There's more to life than sex"
They get to their honey moon. The woman takes off her clothes and yes, she's flat as a board. The man takes off his pants. The woman takes one look at him and faints
When she comes 'round, she says
"I thought u said u were like a baby!"
The man replies,
"Yeh, 8 pounds and 21 inches"