Ten reasons men prefer guns over women

[TNT]

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women



#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.



#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.



#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.



#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.



#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.



#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.



#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.



#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"



#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[BlackNET2]

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[SFDMALEX]

Oh man this is briliant! Thanks for the laugh

[Toronto]

funny
should be in the jokes and humour section :wink:

[TNT]

ooppps sorry i totally forgot about that section can someone move it for me :) :oops:

[Mattk]

Funny. But you can't fuck a gun.

[RC45]

Funny. But you can't fuck a gun.

If you are that desperate, $20 buys a massage and a happy ending at the local mall.. :P

[ldin]

ahem, someone spent valentines day alone...lol

[pzgren]

haha, this is great :lol:

[AlienDB7]

Funny. But you can't fuck a gun.
May not work for most of us, but a small pistol's barrel may work for you :mrgreen:

[DeMoN]

Very funny, but I already deviced a solution for:

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

LONG AGO... this only works for people living with their parents though (thus it only working when I am in Bolivia). You have her sleep over and have sex with her, as soon as you finish and she starts talking, just go "Shhh.... did you hear that?" so she asks "No, what?" so you say "I think someone is comming!" so now she gets affraid and she stays quiet :mrgreen: DeMoN (Patend Pending)

[RAMMIUS]

Brilliant :roflmao:

[yg60m]

LOL, very nice :lol:

[Evo]

Hehehe..
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

This one is just right if only it can work on a ..Wo. :wink: :mrgreen:

[kksh]

Good one!

Hilarious!

[Mattk]

Geez, I was just making an observation.

[DeMoN]

^ yeah right, thats till its your turn to share lol.

[Z3uS]

LOL :lol:
Number one is just great :mrgreen:

[dutchmasterflex]

Very funny, but I already deviced a solution for:

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

LONG AGO... this only works for people living with their parents though (thus it only working when I am in Bolivia). You have her sleep over and have sex with her, as soon as you finish and she starts talking, just go "Shhh.... did you hear that?" so she asks "No, what?" so you say "I think someone is comming!" so now she gets affraid and she stays quiet :mrgreen: DeMoN (Patend Pending)


^^ HAHAHAHAH

[taygunho]

LOL :lol: Thanks for laugh

[TNT]

you could have sexy with a gun, there are some big bore guns out there ;) also i wasn't alone i have a g/f of two years but we both think V-day is a hallmark holiday. so was didn't really do much. :) but i like #6 the best :lol:

[crayzayjay]

Good stuff :lol:

[MihaiBadus]

It's funny 'cause it's true.

[McLaren4eVa]

good one it would be pretty handy if my girl had some of those features to get her to shut up and not mind me being with other girls alone even though i have no intentions of doing anything with the girl(last bits rubbish i think about sex every 15 seconds and man she got some hot friends)