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sameerrao
02-04-2006, 03:32 PM
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him : "Daddy, what's Sex?". "OK" he thinks "This day was bound to come, and I am not going to let my little princess learn about Sex from the streets".

So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams.

Then she asks: "Daddy, what is "A Couple"?. And he carries on a couple are the two people involved in the sex, but this can be two males also, where they penetrate from the ass, or two females which we call lesbians, where they use the tongue on the vagina..., and goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and rape, pedophilia, sex toys etc.

..The father finally asks: "So why did you want to know about "a couple"and "Sex" ? "Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

ZfrkS62
02-04-2006, 03:47 PM
:lol: :lol: i forsee a pissed off mother in 5..4..3..2.. :lol:

MIHALS
02-04-2006, 10:47 PM
fokin hell, that one was soooo good :lol:

couple of secs :lol:

ARMAN
02-04-2006, 11:25 PM
http://arman.xz.cz/smilees/chairfall.gif Best joke I heard lately! :mrgreen: Thanx alot Sameerrao :P

crayzayjay
02-06-2006, 07:12 AM
Brilliant :roflmao:

htfaber
02-06-2006, 07:53 AM
Good one!

memoi567
02-11-2006, 02:56 PM
he could have quite easily avoided the situation by asking her where the question came from but due to his tom foolery he is wrong.

leo_26782
02-11-2006, 04:03 PM
:lol: Nice one, I didn't see it coming :lol:

TransAm
02-11-2006, 08:29 PM
:lol: :lol:

DeMoN
02-12-2006, 02:30 PM
lol, didnt expect that ending.

McLaren4eVa
02-16-2006, 04:03 PM
didnt see that one cuming good one best joke ive heard in a while

Mattk
02-17-2006, 02:47 AM
Nice joke. Great punchline. 8)