Chuck Norris Facts

[Toronto]

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

i don't know why people love him so much, but some are funny

[racer_f50]

some of those are as creative as the "Some say..." stuff that Clarkson says about the Stig :P

These 2 made my laugh pretty good :lol:

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

[Toronto]

Mr. Norris answers

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

[blinkmeat]

Hahaha - you always find the finniest shit

[blinkmeat]

When you think of Chuck Norris, you either immediately think action movie star (recalling his numerous feature films) or television star, for his long-running CBS television series, "Walker, Texas Ranger."




Hahaha

[Toronto]

video of chuck on a talk show
http://www.youtube.com/w/Chuck-Norris-on-the-Tony-Danza-Show?v=QP1PuB1R-Xw&search=Chuck%20Norris%20Facts%20Tony%20Danza%20Sho w

[Overmind]

This is hilarious, thank you :).

[Fleischmann]

Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

HAHAHA...so stupid but so funny!!

[oscargarza88]

hahaha lol!
yea i heard this on the radio on my way to school it was halarious i lauged on the "chick norris counted to infinity... twice"!
nice find on the internet though

[DeMoN]

I dont get it, what is the joke with chuck ? I heard a couple of doods in class saying stuff like "chuck doesnt bleed, the red is just a warning" which I do not find funny at all.

[DeMoN]

why has he been the target of jokes recently? And btw the link you gave with the facts... apparently isnt working anymore.

[nthfinity]

^^
nice, dani :)

its always funnier to hear Chuck Norris read his own life :lol:

[Toronto]

why has he been the target of jokes recently? And btw the link you gave with the facts... apparently isnt working anymore.

it all started with the conan o'brian show...

[Garretts_turbo]

my favorite is the one about his other fist hiding in his beard.....i about died when i heard that one....

[Mattk]

Yeh, some are hilarious.