This made me laugh.

[hemi_fan]

Crazy clerk in a convenience store... wouldnt want to be caught stealing in there!

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=local&id=3739249
(Watch the video)

[Minacious]

Ahahahahahaahah!!

That guy got owned like he was bought from the store.

:D :D :D :D