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Toronto
12-05-2005, 11:34 PM
Some say his skin is made of the same rubber composite as F1 Tires...

alright guys cont. this and maybe JC might say one of them on the show :P
SilviaEvo
12-05-2005, 11:38 PM
Some say his eyes get as big as carbon ceramic disk brakes under braking
nthfinity
12-05-2005, 11:54 PM
Some say he can't understand crosswalks, and melts Iron ore in his mouth... we call him the Stig!

Rumor has it he was weened by extra terrestrials, and has an over developed sense of direction. We only know him as Stig
MIHALS
12-05-2005, 11:58 PM
some say he's got nose like F430 intakes.... but we still call him THE STIG
ZfrkS62
12-06-2005, 12:15 AM
Some say he bleeds race fuel. SOME say he is feared by Death. We don't care what maked him tick, we just call him..The STIGG
nthfinity
12-06-2005, 12:24 AM
SOME say he is feared by Death

Awsome!!
SFDMALEX
12-06-2005, 12:25 AM
Some say he got skid marks on his clean underware :lol:
nchs09
12-06-2005, 12:27 AM
some say our sayings are lame, so well just call him the stig.


i srsly hate those thigns. i used to like it before when they just said "the stig" and went on with it
Toronto
12-06-2005, 12:27 AM
Some say his heart is built like that of that of a rotary engine, his bones made of carbon fiber and can talk to the weather! we just know him as the Stig!
SFDMALEX
12-06-2005, 12:33 AM
some say his penis has 6 gears and his bottom inflates on demand.
racer_f50
12-06-2005, 02:16 AM
Some say he eats gear ratios for cereal, and that he urinates motor oil....
BADMIHAI
12-06-2005, 02:36 AM
Some say his fingernails can scratch diamond and he urinates orange juice. We just know him as the Stig.
Driftzwerg
12-06-2005, 05:59 AM
Some say his donuts are even more perfect than corn circles.
Some say Mercedes copied his Nightvision.All we know is...
He is called the stick.
Erez
12-06-2005, 06:08 AM
great idea! :lol: when I'll have something I'll let you know.. :roll: :oops: :lol:
cooperluke
12-06-2005, 06:29 AM
Some say he is Ayrton Senna....
Erez
12-06-2005, 06:47 AM
^ :?
dingo
12-06-2005, 06:56 AM
some say our sayings are lame, so well just call him the stig.


i srsly hate those thigns. i used to like it before when they just said "the stig" and went on with it

Agreed!!!!!
andreadebi
12-06-2005, 08:19 AM
His name is Phil Bennett
MIHALS
12-06-2005, 08:40 AM
some say his name is dani_d_mas, but we call him the stig :lol:
Anonymous
12-06-2005, 08:45 AM
Some say he ran over Jason Dawe for crimes against television, all we know is we call him the Stig :D
kazaam
12-06-2005, 11:04 AM
Some say he had a complete psychotic break, and that he now believes in pixies, all we know is we call him the Stig
carguy_88
12-06-2005, 11:06 AM
some say he is a former F1 driver...am i right?? :mrgreen:
FER355
12-06-2005, 11:46 AM
some say Doodlo dup dup dup Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOO!, all we know is he's called the Stig
gucom
12-06-2005, 11:48 AM
Some say he´s santa´s neighbour at the north pole...some say he´s never laughed in his life...al we know is, he´s called the Stig
nthfinity
12-06-2005, 12:29 PM
some say his heart is electro-hydrolically actuated, and traction control systems were installed to keep him in line. all we know is he is the Stig!
topgeartom
12-06-2005, 12:52 PM
Some people say he can stop watch hands, and that he runs on electricity, we know him only as the stig
5vz-fe
12-06-2005, 12:59 PM
Some say that he's a member of Jabbaworld, and he tries to do faster laps just to get into the DL/UL club, all we know is he is the Stig
Toronto
12-06-2005, 01:44 PM
Some say he has a 'Ring shaped birth mark on his upper left thigh, some say his fav car is a Fiat 500, all we know is he is called the Stig!
Anonymous
12-06-2005, 01:46 PM
some say Doodlo dup dup dup Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOO!, all we know is he's called the Stig

no, only nutters say that ;-)
nthfinity
12-06-2005, 01:59 PM
some say Doodlo dup dup dup Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOO!, all we know is he's called the Stig

no, only nutters say that ;-)
i didnt think dan would let that be forgotten :lol:
Robledo
12-06-2005, 01:59 PM
some say Doodlo dup dup dup Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOO!, all we know is he's called the Stig

no, only nutters say that ;-)

OI.. stop that you nutter!
Anonymous
12-06-2005, 02:06 PM
some say Doodlo dup dup dup Doodlo doodlo doodlo WOOOOOOOOO!, all we know is he's called the Stig

no, only nutters say that ;-)
i didnt think dan would let that be forgotten :lol:

Some say he kicked Johnny the Horse to death, For entertainment, we just know him as the Stig
AlienDB7
12-06-2005, 03:54 PM
Some say he found a worm hole on the test track, all we know is he's called the Stig.
bloeb
12-06-2005, 04:20 PM
Some people call him the space cowboy, some call him the gangster of love, some people call him maurice, but we know him as THE STIG
Toronto
12-06-2005, 04:26 PM
some call him a dark lord sith from a galaxy far away, some call him a man made of pure evil, we just know him as JABBA, er the Stig :D
nthfinity
12-06-2005, 05:24 PM
Some say he is granted abilities by the Yellow son, others yet proclaim his kind went extinct eons ago... We call him Stig

It is said that he has an effect on Alcohol, and believes punctuation is useless. He is the Stig.
saadie
12-06-2005, 05:30 PM
some say he has boobs :shock: , some say he dosne wear bra's :|, all i know is he is called the stig :?


lol i know ... its 3 in the morning :mrgreen:
MIHALS
12-06-2005, 05:59 PM
ok mister stig, time to show your skills at LFS :wink:
heath
12-07-2005, 04:13 AM
some say he can telepathically communicate with native birds, some say he is scared of the dark, we call him the stigg
blinkmeat
12-07-2005, 04:21 AM
Some say he want's Clarkson to just tfu
Max Power
12-07-2005, 04:43 AM
some say he once stole christmas and tried to sell it on ebay, and that every December 25th he gets dressed in a red suit and tries to nail misses Clause
Fleischmann
12-07-2005, 04:44 AM
Some say his heartbeat can be heard by Parrots in Malaysia and that he sleeps with one eye open...all we know is that he is called the Stig.
nchs09
12-07-2005, 08:52 PM
Some say he want's Clarkson to just tfu
take five unicorns?
antonioledesma
12-07-2005, 10:37 PM
some say he uses petrol as mouthwash and likes to sunbath naked on the snow
ZfrkS62
12-07-2005, 11:44 PM
Some say he has no skin and is supported by a race suit, we jst call him The Stig
nthfinity
12-07-2005, 11:50 PM
some say he is afraid of frongs, and melts M+M's with his mind. we just call him the Stig!
ZfrkS62
12-07-2005, 11:53 PM
Some say the Force is strong with this one, we just call him The Stig
blinkmeat
12-08-2005, 12:38 AM
Some say he want's Clarkson to just tfu
take five unicorns?

four actually - but you were close
saadie
12-08-2005, 05:39 AM
some say he cant pick up the normal audible audio range, no wonder why he has such a pathetic choice in music :? .. anyways ... he's called the stig
:lol:
heath
12-08-2005, 10:02 PM
some say he has profound skill in the construction of elaborate sand castles, some say he can't count past 6, all we know is....he's called the stigg
saadie
12-09-2005, 08:24 AM
some say he is tiff nedell, i guess he probably is, but we call him the stig
Skaala
12-09-2005, 10:03 AM
some say he pees high octane and farts carbondioxide, all we know is that he's called the Stig.
fordgt84
06-17-2006, 04:43 PM
some say that he is 13997 years old, and that if you look into his eyes u can see the day u'll die...all we know is he's called the stig
nthfinity
06-17-2006, 04:48 PM
Some say that he does his laundry dryer cycle first..... and that all his shirts come out pink.

Here is the Stig
antonioledesma
06-17-2006, 04:50 PM
some say he reads the forum rules... and that he never bumps old topics

:p
ZfrkS62
06-17-2006, 04:51 PM
Some say his alter ego is the leader of Greenpeace. All we know, is we call him The Stig.
nthfinity
06-17-2006, 04:51 PM
some say he reads the forum rules... and that he never bumps old topics

:p

bump! :P :wink:
antonioledesma
06-17-2006, 04:58 PM
some say he reads the forum rules... and that he never bumps old topics

:p

bump! :P :wink:

and all because a noob :P
DeMoN
06-17-2006, 06:10 PM
Some say he is Ayrton Senna....

lol?
adman31
07-27-2006, 11:11 AM
Some say he is shy to wear a helmet over his face, others say he is picturing the car.
saadie
07-27-2006, 11:25 AM
^^ ahah .... thast cool 8) :lol:
No.1
07-27-2006, 11:28 AM
Bump or no bump.

... some say he's taller in real life than he looks on the Televison...

:arrow: http://www.motorworld.net/forum/showthread.php?t=41792&highlight=
TopGearNL
07-27-2006, 12:24 PM
Some say he has X ray vision and that he is allergic to the Dutch :)
No.1
07-27-2006, 01:21 PM
Bump or no bump.

... some say he's taller in real life than he looks on the Televison...

:arrow: http://www.motorworld.net/forum/showthread.php?t=41792&highlight=

Some say that's just a stand-in in the Stig costume. :)

Indeed, it's probably a different guy everytime :)
black_magician
07-27-2006, 01:28 PM
some say his teeth are shaped like engine valves, and that his jaw is chain driven. All we know is... he's called the Stig!!
rave426
07-31-2006, 02:20 PM
Some say he's Elton John's lover

Hold up, did Clarkson say something like that already :?
dannyroz
07-31-2006, 03:39 PM
Some say his urine is green and that his poop is the color of the Ukrainian flag

All we know is...he's called the STIG!

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8923/ukraineflagvh8.jpg