My Yoko Ono

[blinkmeat]

Alright so I've been taking some liberties with the amount of women I've been seeing, keeping things casual... but this one girl is getting all "Where's this going?" for no reason in my eyes.

Normally I'd be fine with this of course - but I have zero interest with this chick... she's utterly dull and we don't have any of the same things in common; save Art. So i don't really see where she's coming from with this. When we do hang out things are like 45% natural thats it.

To make matters worse I promised to meet with her again in my drunken indifference and she's holding me to it - so I've decided I'm going to go and just try to shag her... cause its christmas time. 8)

No seriously - i need a manual or something - wtf do I say to this broad?

Her pic is in the Ultimate Girlfriend Topic if you're so inclined

[ZfrkS62]

dunno, i've never saved myself fom that situation before, lol

[Toronto]

that isn't a yoko ono, a yoko ono is somone who want's to spends 40hours a day with you, always by your side,
that is a yoko ono.

[blinkmeat]

She does hehe - its me who doesn't :wink:

[gottacatchup]

well if you want to be a total bastard then fine go ahead and shag her then tell her you want nothing to do with her. Personally I find that behavior kind of appauling. If you really dont want anything to do with her, have nothing to do with her dont lead her on any more.

[blinkmeat]

^
Ya I know - you're right too... shags not gunna happen i was just kidding. I hate being honest in a sitch like this. Its retarded amd its not gunna be pretty :|

[ZfrkS62]

try introducing her to someone you know is better than you. Maybe it will shift her intrest

[blinkmeat]

Better than me - ha - that could work in theory - i was thinking about playing up some ficticious chick or just kinda being distant a little too... dunno :roll:

[corpse_grinder0]

in all honesty... just try to put it in her butt, and if she says no, then tell her maybe things shouldnt go further if shes not willing... and if she says yes, tell her, you dont want the future mother of your kids to be willing to do an awful act like that. its a win/win situation.

[blinkmeat]

^
hahaha - we have a term of endearment where I'm from and its MOTHAFUCKAH!!!! well earned sir :mrgreen:

Shit I have to figure this out soon - maybe i'll just wing it

[corpse_grinder0]

and for christs sake, get some nice nudie photos to share :lol:

[blinkmeat]

Ha- Let me see what i can do

[corpse_grinder0]

I dont care what they say about you... your a good man. :D

[dangerously_cool]

in all honesty... just try to put it in her butt, and if she says no, then tell her maybe things shouldnt go further if shes not willing... and if she says yes, tell her, you dont want the future mother of your kids to be willing to do an awful act like that. its a win/win situation.

That's brilliant. :lol: :lol:

[blinkmeat]

What do they say?

[corpse_grinder0]

What do they say?

thats not important, whats important is that I think your a good man :wink:

[blinkmeat]

:lol:

Commeneyeayyhaaa!!!