crayzayjay
11-08-2005, 07:34 PM
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife says to him: "tomorrow there had better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday!
:lol: :lol:
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday!
:lol: :lol: