400bhp through the front wheels...

[jon_s]

Ok, I have seen a fair few silly cars on ebay, but this has to be the best of them all!! Take some time to read it properly, then laugh. Recover; then read all the questions and answers:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4587459092

:shock: :shock: Seriously!! A Ferrari F50 Turbo LMAO

[topgeartom]

OMG

You just cant help but think its actually a bag of shit Corsa 1.2 Merit can you?

[Blip]

He says the car was featured on the Dec 2005 Total Vauxhaul as the fastest FWD in Europe. Can anyone verify that ?

[topgeartom]

Call me daft, but how can it be featured in a magazine that must have only just come out, when clearly its been off the road for a long while due to that 'twisted chassis'

[Fleischmann]

F50 HYBRID TURBO BUILT FROM PARTS FROM F50 FARARI UNIT

Right... :shock: honestly, this is not funny, it's just pathetic. The guy doesn't know shit about the car he is selling nor cars in general :fist:

[gis]

lol it could have 1000hp for all i care its still a corsa,lol

but do you really think its true?

[Wutputt]

LMAO

Engine Size: 2 cc. That's a nice big engine :lol:

[Anonymous]

LMAO the only full pic is that bad to hide all the filler and parking dinks the tool has put in it :lol: The tool even seems to suggests that younger drivers should commit blatent isurance fraud. FEEL FREE TO VIEW THIS CAR AT ANY TIME CALL NUMBER ABOVE WE WILL P/X WITH ANY THING SENSIBLE ALSO IT HAS FULL MOT AND WE CAN TAX IT FOR THE BUYER IF IT HELPS ,ALSO IT IS 1.2 ON THE LOG BOOK IF THIS HELPS YOUNGER BUYERS

Now don't get me wrong if you modify a standard car into quite a sleeper without it being hideious like that it can be cool. But that is just one of the ugliest things on 4 wheels. My bro has a standard corsa and its ok looking in black just a solid runabout they practically gave away with free insurance servicing, 0% finance and all that. What gets into people to make them think doing that will look good :lol: But well like you say just read the questions to see what a retard he is :roll:

[coombsie66]

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oh my god those comments are frigging hilarious!!!!!!!!

'uprated intercooler' to run 750 lb/ft of torque at the so called 30 psi that intercooler would more or less fill the entire front of that corsa, and i dont see it in any of the photos,
'7" exhaust straight through'!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA i dont think he quite realises that not only do you have absolutely no fucking chance of fitting a pipe of that bore under a corsa, but also the flow quantities to warrent an exhaust of that diameter (othewise it would just reduce power!) would be probably 2000+ bhp lol.

'Could you tell me how you bored the engine out to 2.2, as it is physically impossible on a LET unless you use a Stroker Kit. What engine it actually is and what engine management you are using. Is It still FWD?? Can you also send me a link to the 10 sec video please???. As I currently own the fastest FWD Vauxhall in Europe, and have never seen that car run at Santa Pod' hehehe, good question, lol

'please send me specs on this car as genuine as you can please i have a overseas customer interested after i have done a conversion on this vehicle, please quote exact bhp (proof) as we build 20 stage rally cars a year and are very interested, e:g who seam welded the vehicle. what cage is it? who rolling roaded the car, is it on throttle bodies? and how is it a 2.2 (exact bore etc? . cheers Pool Rallyesport Developments' - this guy is as bad as the seller, the last thing you'd want on a high boost turbocharged car is mutliple throttle bodies, or does he think that 725lb/ft is achievable Naturally Aspirated on a 2.2. lol, what bore, well if the stroke is the same as standard as the guy says then thats not too difficult to work out, but also it appears to be physically impossible to bore that engine out to 2.2 lol

grooved discs of a calibra turbo on a 10 second car, mmmmmmmmm yeah that makes sense :roll:

'it has a f50 hybrid turbo built from compressor housing ext from f50 turbo unit . no lag what so ever'
And, im guestimating that he means a ferrari F40 derived turbo, which even then makes absolutely no sense seeing as that has a twin turbo set up, and produces less that the quoted 725 lb/ft of torque of the corsa, so how's one turbo even with different internals going to supply that boost. lol and 'no lag whatsoever' hahahahahaha

'yes it dose have a lsd box' that would be a Limited Slip Differntial mate. :roll:


Damn Ebay is full of serious dim witts. Thanks for the link Jon havent found an Ebay ad quite so amusing. :D

[jon_s]

Hehe; I thought you might find that amusing :lol:

Might have a flick through that mag if I see it around.

[dutchmasterflex]

sweet body kit.


does it come with the trailer trash hoe in the passenger seat?

[crayzayjay]

This listing (4587459092) has been removed by eBay or is no longer available

:(

[FoxFour]

Aw, shame. I really wanted to see it. I might have bought it. :wink:

[jon_s]

No way; it was a good source of stress relief!! lol

[Anonymous]

Q: So if you have the video, surely that will have the whole run and the terminal speed at the end, yes? 725Lb/Ft torque? How easy is it to get away from junctions? Those 'uprated brakes' dont look man enough to slow down any car from a gazillion miles an hour... Why do you not put the copys of the dyno graphs up for us all to see? If you were serious about selling the fastest car in the world, youd find a way to put the graphs, and the video up...

A: AS I HAVE SAID 1000 TIMES THIS IS NOT MY CAR I DID NOT MAKE THE EBAY ADD AND YES I NO THE SPELLIN IS BAD AND I ALSO NO THE TURBO IS NOT OFF A F50 . NO 1 IS FORCED TO BUY THE CAR THE SANTA POD VIDEO I HAVE NOT PERSONALLY SEEN I AM SICK OF PEOPLE SLATING THE CAR AND ITS POWER ANY 1 IS FREE TO CUM SEE THE CAR LOOK AT THE PAPER WORK AND HAVE A GO IN THE CAR ! THE BRAKES AS FAR AS I NO ARE OFF A CALIBRA 16V

Seems that the guy is fed up with the FAQ stupid questions :lol:

Oh the irony, he cannot even spell spelling :lol: Far to many write in Internet/ txt speak these days, it seems to be a dealer/garage of some sort, no way i would ever deal with a company who can't even use comprehensible english :roll:. *AL wonders how many mistakes there are in this post :lol: *

[crayzayjay]

Just the one error. That's permissible :P