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Ian_yamaue
09-29-2005, 12:02 PM
Kelly the Dolphin: armed and dangerous?

(link to this article) (http://www.gizmag.co.uk/go/4665/)

September 27, 2005 The Guardian Unlimited ran a story on September 25 about armed dolphins having escaped from US Naval facilities during Hurricane Katrina. The article explains the dolphins have been trained to shoot toxic darts at terrorists and spies using a specially designed harness and could prove extremely dangerous to surfers, divers and windsurfers should they be mistaken for terrorists by the dolphins. It went on to state, “The US Navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.” It’s a great yarn and it really got us going, until we checked with the US Navy’s press office and found the following press release had been issued on September 17, eight days prior to the Guardian's article. It reads, “Kelly the dolphin is placed in a temporary saltwater pool in a facility at Naval Construction Battalion Center Gulfport. Kelly has spent the last two and a half weeks in the Gulf of Mexico with four other dolphins who escaped when Hurricane Katrina destroyed their home at the Marine Life Oceanarium in Gulfport.” The press release continues ...

RC45
09-29-2005, 12:17 PM
...and the Aliens have provided the Bush family with special alloy headgear to focus the brainwaves to enslave the Arabs as they take over the world... for the Jews.. :roll:

nthfinity
09-29-2005, 12:35 PM
^^^^
RC! that was supposed to be a secret plan... now they know :shock: :lol:

Ian_yamaue
09-29-2005, 01:09 PM
don't worry, the alien artifact would deal it very well... :D

corpse_grinder0
09-29-2005, 07:03 PM
I wear DIAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yablokov
09-30-2005, 12:16 AM
ROFL @ i wore diapers till 11!

...had a small bladder >.>
<.<

corpse_grinder0
09-30-2005, 01:20 AM
I wear DIAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are they the pull up kind where you can do it all your own, or does you gf help ya out?? :P


you know after I had my spill on the bike, the docter told me I couldnt lift more than 10 lbs... so my gf had to help me pee :oops:

pharzo
09-30-2005, 09:40 AM
I wear DIAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are they the pull up kind where you can do it all your own, or does you gf help ya out?? :P


you know after I had my spill on the bike, the docter told me I couldnt lift more than 10 lbs... so my gf had to help me pee :oops:

Last Boy Scout eh? Good movie

corpse_grinder0
09-30-2005, 09:44 AM
I wear DIAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are they the pull up kind where you can do it all your own, or does you gf help ya out?? :P


you know after I had my spill on the bike, the docter told me I couldnt lift more than 10 lbs... so my gf had to help me pee :oops:

Last Boy Scout eh? Good movie

I actually got that from a 65 yr old man at work.

Mattk
10-02-2005, 10:47 PM
What has diaper-wearing got to do with the news story...(?)

...which of course, as an avid reader, I read about and thought was immensely bizarre.

Ian_yamaue
10-03-2005, 09:33 AM
What has diaper-wearing got to do with the news story...(?)

...which of course, as an avid reader, I read about and thought was immensely bizarre.
DAMN :shock: :shock: :shock:
I know, I posted it, but I was sure it was some kind of fools day joke or something...