ZfrkS62
08-18-2005, 09:44 PM
you know you're a ricer when you race a Z 3 times and lose everytime and then when it's all over, you scream something like "I forgot to turn on the nawz" and drive aways with an over confident look on your face....of course taking the first turn off the road possible.
You know you're a ricer if you have stickers on your car for parts you don't own.
You know you are a ricer when you have a dual exhaust... and only one side is functunal.
You know you're a ricer if you have a sticker on you Civic that says "Powered by Honda."
You know you're a ricer when you list 'custom paint job' as a performance mod.
You know you're a ricer when you have more aftermarket gauges than your car has cylinders.
You know you're a ricer if you spent more on the body kit than you did on the car,...and it's still painted primer grey.
You know you're a ricer if you've applied 15 layers of wax to the car, but still don't know how to change the oil.
You know you're a ricer when you still live with your parents because your trying to save up for the turbo kit for your 1985 Honda Prelude.
You know you're a ricer if your PIAA foglights are held on by duct tape.
You know you're a ricer if you have installed a carbon fiber hood to shave 15 lbs off, but the rest of the body kit increased the overall weight by 150lbs.
You know you're a ricer if you have ever said "With that new body kit, my car will look just like a Ferrari." about your MR2.
You know your a ricer when:
Your Xbox moves from your living room to the passenger seat.
You know you're a ricer if you've ever looked at a Peterbuilt and thought,..."How could I install an exhaust pipe like that on my car?"
You know you're a ricer if you've stood by your car with the hood open at a racing event that you were not invloved with.
Don't know about you guys, but the first one is my favorite :D
more comprehensive list (http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/you_might_be_a_ricer_if.html)
You know you're a ricer if you have stickers on your car for parts you don't own.
You know you are a ricer when you have a dual exhaust... and only one side is functunal.
You know you're a ricer if you have a sticker on you Civic that says "Powered by Honda."
You know you're a ricer when you list 'custom paint job' as a performance mod.
You know you're a ricer when you have more aftermarket gauges than your car has cylinders.
You know you're a ricer if you spent more on the body kit than you did on the car,...and it's still painted primer grey.
You know you're a ricer if you've applied 15 layers of wax to the car, but still don't know how to change the oil.
You know you're a ricer when you still live with your parents because your trying to save up for the turbo kit for your 1985 Honda Prelude.
You know you're a ricer if your PIAA foglights are held on by duct tape.
You know you're a ricer if you have installed a carbon fiber hood to shave 15 lbs off, but the rest of the body kit increased the overall weight by 150lbs.
You know you're a ricer if you have ever said "With that new body kit, my car will look just like a Ferrari." about your MR2.
You know your a ricer when:
Your Xbox moves from your living room to the passenger seat.
You know you're a ricer if you've ever looked at a Peterbuilt and thought,..."How could I install an exhaust pipe like that on my car?"
You know you're a ricer if you've stood by your car with the hood open at a racing event that you were not invloved with.
Don't know about you guys, but the first one is my favorite :D
more comprehensive list (http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/you_might_be_a_ricer_if.html)