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bmagni
08-13-2005, 11:59 AM
seems batgirl is losing her job, no one posts here anymore, take that bitch!
though after this she will come back

paml83
08-13-2005, 12:14 PM
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am Princess Amanda Lucas from Abidjan in Republique of Cote d Ivoire. my late Father Chief Sami Lucas. who was into cocoa/Cotton export, died last year after a brief illness. before his died he deposited two big trunk boxes containing $18.5mUSD(eighteen million five hundred thousand united states dollars) with other family valuables with security company here in Cote d'Ivoire registered it as art work belonging to his foreign partner who will be coming for the release and export to abroad

Please, I want you to focus your mind in this transaction for this is risk free , legal an Genuine business. I ask for your assistance and permission to submit your name as my late Father foreign partner for release of this consignment and transfer/export to your cuntry for safe keeping and investment.

I humbly ask for you to response to this immediately with your Tel/Fax numbers to enable me forward to you the neccessary documents concerning this deposit. So as to conclude this transaction under 14 good working days

My Brother and I have conclude to give you 10 % of the total money after the release of this consignment for your noble assistance.

And note that this is the only hope of my Brother and me therefore try to keep it confidential for the security of this money and our dear life.

Waiting for your urgent response.Please reply to this my private mail box([email protected])

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.

Anonymous
08-13-2005, 12:16 PM
you asked for spam :P

5vz-fe
08-13-2005, 12:22 PM
I desperately wanted to help you, but my weakly powered brain on a Saturaday morning is not really functioning properly, so can u please explain to me how this is a risk free act??

PS: I really appreciate that you posted on the right section

btw, from my almost completely lost memory, I think all the IPs from ur subnet has been banned, can you tell me how you can still post in JW??

antonioledesma
08-13-2005, 12:28 PM
^^It's Al. He likes to post as a girl :mrgreen:

paml83
08-13-2005, 12:40 PM
btw, from my almost completely lost memory, I think all the IPs from ur subnet has been banned, can you tell me how you can still post in JW??

Dear Sir,

Have you never heard of a proxy server ?

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.

ZfrkS62
08-13-2005, 12:46 PM
it's probably just another bot. After all, there are already 2 of them installed on JW :roll:

paml83
08-13-2005, 12:50 PM
Dear Sir,

These 'bots' sound very interesting, perhaps you could purvey me one for an extra 5% of the total money?

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.

ZfrkS62
08-13-2005, 12:56 PM
/\ proof's in the response :wink: not to mention the fact that yet again, the program is female :lol:

Who is responsible for this one?

paml83
08-13-2005, 01:10 PM
Dear Sir,

I feel I must inform you that your hasty presumption that I myself am a bot is very wrong and you should rethink your findings on this matter accordingly

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.

5vz-fe
08-13-2005, 02:16 PM
hmmm

Strip

Wet

Dance

..... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

paml83
08-13-2005, 02:42 PM
Dear Sir,

Your reply of "strip, wet, dance, ..... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:" doesn't really make much sense unless you are suggesting I remove all my clothes, douse myself with water and then dance for your pleasure, in which case I suggest you go reproduce with yourself.
Also I suggest some english lessons so you may more clearly put the full gist of your messages across to any readers

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.

bmagni
08-13-2005, 02:56 PM
hehe, this is much better than batgirl, :D

antonioledesma
08-13-2005, 03:38 PM
way better... :mrgreen:

bmagni
08-13-2005, 04:54 PM
yeah, we get better replies, and we have the hope of her being real !!

blinkmeat
08-14-2005, 05:17 AM
paml83... pms would have been more like it... this things a b i t c h

dingo
08-14-2005, 05:31 AM
paml83 there is something I want to ask you:

1. Are you hot (as in sexy)?

2. Are you ready for children?

Thanks in advance honey. :D

komotar
08-14-2005, 06:29 AM
paml83 there is something I want to ask you:

1. Are you hot (as in sexy)?

2. Are you ready for children?

Thanks in advance honey. :D

I googled a bit and found her :twisted:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/komotar/eur10_michela-romanini.jpg

I knew she was hot :roll:

dingo
08-14-2005, 06:39 AM
Thanks mate, I am booking my flight to Abidjan right now - she is irresistable!!!! :P

komotar
08-14-2005, 06:54 AM
Thanks mate, I am booking my flight to Abidjan right now - she is irresistable!!!! :P

It's a race then! :twisted:

saadie
08-14-2005, 07:24 AM
lmfao ....
thast a photoshop right ...
i cant imagine anyone that ugly :roll: :? :(

paml83
08-14-2005, 08:40 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/komotar/eur10_michela-romanini.jpg

Dear Sir,

Are you mentally challenged ? displaying a picture of your girlfriend and then claiming it is me without even bothering to change the filename is not so very clever.

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.


p.s is every here daft as I still have not recieved any email communication expressing an interest in collecting 10% of my late fathers fortune.

dingo
08-14-2005, 08:47 AM
p.s is every here daft as I still have not recieved any email communication expressing an interest in collecting 10% of my late fathers fortune.

I want YOU......not your money! If your only half as hot as komotars girlfriend then you are for me.

komotar
08-14-2005, 10:10 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/komotar/eur10_michela-romanini.jpg

Dear Sir,

Are you mentally challenged ? displaying a picture of your girlfriend and then claiming it is me without even bothering to change the filename is not so very clever.

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.


p.s is every here daft as I still have not recieved any email communication expressing an interest in collecting 10% of my late fathers fortune.


You got me :oops:

I'll soon be posting her HOT pics in the Ultimat girlfriend topic :twisted:

bmagni
08-14-2005, 03:18 PM
lmfao ....
thast a photoshop right ...
i cant imagine anyone that ugly :roll: :? :(

no PS... hard to believe...

paml83
08-14-2005, 08:04 PM
Dear Saadie,

perhaps if you left the confines of your pit for more time than it takes to go to the toilet (you do leave the room for that surely ?) then you would actually meet some real women instead of just the airbrushed *supermodels* that can be found on any free pron site, and maybe then you'd realise that real people come in all shapes and sizes.

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.

ZfrkS62
08-14-2005, 09:27 PM
paml83 there is something I want to ask you:

1. Are you hot (as in sexy)?

2. Are you ready for children?

Thanks in advance honey. :D

I googled a bit and found her :twisted:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/komotar/eur10_michela-romanini.jpg

I knew she was hot :roll:

:shock:

Mick Jagger's long lost fraeternal twin???

gigdy
08-16-2005, 04:49 PM
I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.

bmagni
08-16-2005, 04:51 PM
I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.

youve got some imagination...

ZfrkS62
08-16-2005, 07:30 PM
I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.

youve got some imagination...

Or twisted fantasy :shock:

gigdy
08-16-2005, 11:11 PM
I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.

youve got some imagination...

Or twisted fantasy :shock:

or a painful reality :cry:

ZfrkS62
08-16-2005, 11:13 PM
I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.

youve got some imagination...

Or twisted fantasy :shock:

or a painful reality :cry:

this topic just took a creepy turn :lol:

komotar
08-17-2005, 02:55 AM
I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.

youve got some imagination...

Or twisted fantasy :shock:

or a painful reality :cry:

this topic just took a creepy turn :lol:


yeah, when you started to insult my beautifull girlfriend :x

TransAm
08-17-2005, 03:04 AM
Shes the best of the crop, so far, dude :lol: j/k btw

blast
08-17-2005, 08:04 AM
having looked at that pic I'm almost prepared to put money on the fact she has a penis :lol:

saadie
08-17-2005, 08:08 AM
having looked at that pic I'm almost prepared to put money on the fact she has a penis :lol:
lmfao :lol:

dingo
08-17-2005, 08:31 AM
having looked at that pic I'm almost prepared to put money on the fact she has a penis and a vagina and god knows what else. :lol:

komotar
08-17-2005, 09:49 AM
alright, that's enough!

I won't let my sweet girl to be treated like this. She can't even
defend herself, my poor baby....

I know for a fact that she HAS a vagina. Yes, it's a little bit smelly and hass
some strange bits attached to it. It is green, looks like someone hase juse vomited
over it and then let it dry on the sun for a day or two. But you know what?

It's my vagina and I love it! I love my girl for the fact that she never gets influenced by those stupid soap ads and I love the fact she hardly ever goes into the bathroom to clean herself.

All she cleans on herself is her beautiful face, wich mind you, I think is her BESTEST feature and deep down I think you do to. To bad I don't have more pics of her. Especialy of her little smelly, green vagina. You'd love it.

Oh and one more thing, don't tell me she doesn't look good for a 22 year old. Most women by then use all kind's of beauty creames and stuff. Not my baby. She's all natural. Too bad you can't see her pubic hair. Ah, I call them long locks of love....

Oh wait a minute, she just parked her car in the garage. I can smell her allready.

Later........................ :twisted:

djv
08-17-2005, 09:54 AM
LMFAO

dingo
08-17-2005, 10:39 AM
alright, that's enough!

I won't let my sweet girl to be treated like this. She can't even
defend herself, my poor baby....

I know for a fact that she HAS a vagina. Yes, it's a little bit smelly and hass
some strange bits attached to it. It is green, looks like someone hase juse vomited
over it and then let it dry on the sun for a day or two. But you know what?

It's my vagina and I love it! I love my girl for the fact that she never gets influenced by those stupid soap ads and I love the fact she hardly ever goes into the bathroom to clean herself.

All she cleans on herself is her beautiful face, wich mind you, I think is her BESTEST feature and deep down I think you do to. To bad I don't have more pics of her. Especialy of her little smelly, green vagina. You'd love it.

Oh and one more thing, don't tell me she doesn't look good for a 22 year old. Most women by then use all kind's of beauty creames and stuff. Not my baby. She's all natural. Too bad you can't see her pubic hair. Ah, I call them long locks of love....

Oh wait a minute, she just parked her car in the garage. I can smell her allready.

Later........................ :twisted:

LMAO :lol: ......that picture already made me jealous enough and now we find out all these other great features she has.

Can anyone say "perfect woman".... :P

ZfrkS62
08-17-2005, 10:40 AM
PMSL @ komotar

bmagni
08-17-2005, 05:39 PM
Komo thats really gross and funny... weve got some talent here

komotar
08-17-2005, 07:31 PM
alright, that's enough!

I won't let my sweet girl to be treated like this. She can't even
defend herself, my poor baby....

I know for a fact that she HAS a vagina. Yes, it's a little bit smelly and hass
some strange bits attached to it. It is green, looks like someone hase juse vomited
over it and then let it dry on the sun for a day or two. But you know what?

It's my vagina and I love it! I love my girl for the fact that she never gets influenced by those stupid soap ads and I love the fact she hardly ever goes into the bathroom to clean herself.

All she cleans on herself is her beautiful face, wich mind you, I think is her BESTEST feature and deep down I think you do to. To bad I don't have more pics of her. Especialy of her little smelly, green vagina. You'd love it.

Oh and one more thing, don't tell me she doesn't look good for a 22 year old. Most women by then use all kind's of beauty creames and stuff. Not my baby. She's all natural. Too bad you can't see her pubic hair. Ah, I call them long locks of love....

Oh wait a minute, she just parked her car in the garage. I can smell her allready.

Later........................ :twisted:

LMAO :lol: ......that picture already made me jealous enough and now we find out all these other great features she has.

Can anyone say "perfect woman".... :P


You're damn right she's the perfect woman!

And mister, let me tell you something else................the way she sucks dick is mind"blowing".

I would keep on writing about her, but she's on my back constantly beging me to tell her how beautifull she looks.

I really don't understand people screaming and throwing things at her when we're walking down the street.

I mean, I know jealousy is a bitch but give me a break. If I see a prettey girly walking down the street ( not that a girl better looking than my honey bunny actually exists....) I don't go bananas. I just discretly slap her on her ass so hard that my hand is printed on her ass even if she's wearing three pairs of jeans and a really thick furr coat.

That way she remembers me if I slap her again when I meet her in a club or something. I mean, you always remember a good slap. Am I right, am I right................I know I'm right.

Anyway enough about my pumpkin. I got things to do. Her zit's are starting to change colour from white to black and that's when I know it's dinner time!!!

Oh, one more thing, don't bother to send fan mail because I got three rooms fully loaded with letters, wedding proposals and shit. It anoys the shit out of me.

And let me tell you, I allready have problems with the authoroties because of pimping her 5 night's a week..........I mean, what can you do, you can't let a burning fan down, now can you.....

well, I suppose I could let dingo in for a few minutes of sexual freakin' nirvana, and as I say, if that's the way to pay the bills and my F40........I don't have a problem with that.

Ok, got to go, she's getting pissed because the zit's are getting cold and she's akin' to get the leftovers........ :twisted:


Later :twisted:

dingo
08-17-2005, 07:46 PM
well, I suppose I could let dingo in for a few minutes of sexual freakin' nirvana, and as I say, if that's the way to pay the bills and my F40........I don't have a problem with that.



Yeah baby!!!!!!!!! I'm in, I'm in......whats her name by the way?

I gotta go to work right now but when I get home I will catch a flight to Slovenia - so get her ready for me! :twisted:

komotar
08-17-2005, 07:53 PM
well, I suppose I could let dingo in for a few minutes of sexual freakin' nirvana, and as I say, if that's the way to pay the bills and my F40........I don't have a problem with that.



Yeah baby!!!!!!!!! I'm in, I'm in......whats her name by the way?

I gotta go to work right now but when I get home I will catch a flight to Slovenia - so get her ready for me! :twisted:

Her name is Daisy, but if you'll pay those 25$, you can call her Peter for all I care :wink: She doesn't mind being called man names, she says she's used to it. But latley she said that she's starting to feel comfortable with animal names also............so knock yourself out. :twisted:

dingo
08-18-2005, 05:02 AM
well, I suppose I could let dingo in for a few minutes of sexual freakin' nirvana, and as I say, if that's the way to pay the bills and my F40........I don't have a problem with that.



Yeah baby!!!!!!!!! I'm in, I'm in......whats her name by the way?

I gotta go to work right now but when I get home I will catch a flight to Slovenia - so get her ready for me! :twisted:

Her name is Daisy, but if you'll pay those 25$, you can call her Peter for all I care :wink: She doesn't mind being called man names, she says she's used to it. But latley she said that she's starting to feel comfortable with animal names also............so knock yourself out. :twisted:

do you have any paper bags at your place? :P

komotar
08-18-2005, 05:19 AM
well, I suppose I could let dingo in for a few minutes of sexual freakin' nirvana, and as I say, if that's the way to pay the bills and my F40........I don't have a problem with that.



Yeah baby!!!!!!!!! I'm in, I'm in......whats her name by the way?

I gotta go to work right now but when I get home I will catch a flight to Slovenia - so get her ready for me! :twisted:

Her name is Daisy, but if you'll pay those 25$, you can call her Peter for all I care :wink: She doesn't mind being called man names, she says she's used to it. But latley she said that she's starting to feel comfortable with animal names also............so knock yourself out. :twisted:

do you have any paper bags at your place? :P


ofcorse!

Don't know why but that is an item that is quite oftenly requested :? ....... :wink:

dingo
08-18-2005, 05:37 AM
ofcorse!

Don't know why but that is an item that is quite oftenly requested :? ....... :wink:

Not sure about the others - but for me I just wanted a bag to put some reminders of her in (like a lock of that beautiful hair). :P

I've actually heard of guys saying they would put the bag on her head - must be because they are so intimidated by her beauty that they couldn't "perform". :wink:

komotar
08-18-2005, 05:50 AM
ofcorse!

Don't know why but that is an item that is quite oftenly requested :? ....... :wink:

Not sure about the others - but for me I just wanted a bag to put some reminders of her in (like a lock of that beautiful hair). :P

I've actually heard of guys saying they would put the bag on her head - must be because they are so intimidated by her beauty that they couldn't "perform". :wink:


Oh, yeah ofcorse, if you'll be good you'll be able to even get one of her love locks from down below.......

As for the "bag over her hair incidents", yeah that happens quite often. I mean, it's not everyday that you get to fuck a young 22yr old of that exceptional beauty every day, now do you. And some people unfortunatly get nervous and can't get their little generals to preform :|

dingo
08-18-2005, 06:09 AM
How long have you guys been together?

Do you plan on having kids - imagine how beautiful they'll be! :shock:

I'm not sure I should come to Slovenia to see her - I won't ever leave!!! :D

komotar
08-19-2005, 03:59 AM
How long have you guys been together?

Do you plan on having kids - imagine how beautiful they'll be! :shock:

I'm not sure I should come to Slovenia to see her - I won't ever leave!!! :D


Well, we've ben dating on and off for three years now.

I mean, we're constantly together, but her trips to jail take care of
the off part's of our relationship.

Kids? Well, she's been pregnant a couple of times, but because of the whore business, we were never sure if the kid was mine, so just last weeks we counted abortion number 13.

When we'll decide we'll keep the kid, I'm sure it will be a healthy, strong boy. I'm sure years of her smoking, playing wrestling during pregnancy and being a substitute for a boxing bag in an Afgan prison will not lead to any consequences whatsoever......I mean, she always said watch out for the stomach. And for most of the time people took notice..... :? , but hey you can't keep a good boxer down, or a prison guard for that matter....


I am haing second thoughts about you coming to slovenia, we'll need to sign somekind of a contract, so in case you fall in love you won't be bothering our life. Get it?

I'm having to much trouble as it is, trying to convince a few famous people to back off. I won't say any names, but faces like M. Jackson and
T. Cruise come to mind.
I think I also got a check from Cher. Oh, now I remember, she was one happy camper. After she left, she said it's not often she meets people that are just like her. Phisicaly and mentaly.

Honney's callin' ..........gotta run

gigdy
08-19-2005, 05:10 AM
its 4am wherever i am and im drunk. ok peae out.

dingo
08-19-2005, 05:12 AM
Oh your killing me with laughter! :D

The contract is probably a good idea - becuase I can just see whats going to happen otherwise. Are you interested in sharing her with me?

If not, does she have a sister that is as strikingly beautiful as her? What about her mother (she wouldn't be too old I assume - maybe 40)?

komotar
08-19-2005, 10:49 AM
Oh your killing me with laughter! :D

The contract is probably a good idea - becuase I can just see whats going to happen otherwise. Are you interested in sharing her with me?

If not, does she have a sister that is as strikingly beautiful as her? What about her mother (she wouldn't be too old I assume - maybe 40)?

No sharing dude. Get in and get out. Just like the swat team does every once in a while, when she get's naughty :lol:

sister:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/komotar/sister.jpg


mother: I'm a bit suspicious about her. There is something wierd about her, but I can't put my finger on it. There is a story Daisy told me a few months ago. Just before the swat team pulled her trough the window and into the van.

She said that one day daddy wen't out to get some cigarettes( she grew up never knowing her mom, but always wnated to meet her ) and in about
20 minutes her mom stepped in............with a brand new pack of cigarettes in her hand.......but wierd enough, her dear dad never showed up again. She's frustrated. But the memory of her dad lives on in her. You know, funny enough, her mom has the same set of tatoos as her dad. and that brings her comfort.

Oh, pic of the mother

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/komotar/mom.jpg


if you like any of them............just drop me a pm :wink:

dingo
08-19-2005, 11:11 AM
well there is no denying the sister is HOT :drool: , but as you can probably guess its the mother that really gets me going (I mean just look at that hairy chest)!!!! :shock:

Any chance Daisy, her sister and mother will all be at your place when I arrive? There could be some insane stuff going on with all 3 of them in the bed..... :twisted:

(we are loosing control - but I guess thats what this section is for)

komotar
08-19-2005, 11:20 AM
well there is no denying the sister is HOT :drool: , but as you can probably guess its the mother that really gets me going (I mean just look at that hairy chest)!!!! :shock:

Any chance Daisy, her sister and mother will all be at your place when I arrive? There could be some insane stuff going on with all 3 of them in the bed..... :twisted:

(we are loosing control - but I guess thats what this section is for)

Well, I think I can get them to be in the same place by the time you get here. But dude, hurry, because I had Dan knocking at my door for over two hours. I had to call the police to get the obsessive man out of my face :shock:

~chuckles and hopes he's not banned~

Yes, this is getting out of controll.............and if things continue like this, there will be a script ready for filming in about three weeks. And then, fame, money , Enzo, here we come. 8)

Do I have a feeling or are we the only ones reading eachother posts??

Anyone?

dingo
08-19-2005, 11:28 AM
Well, I think I can get them to be in the same place by the time you get here. But dude, hurry, because I had Dan knocking at my door for over two hours. I had to call the police to get the obsessive man out of my face :shock:

~chuckles and hopes he's not banned~

Yes, this is getting out of controll.............and if things continue like this, there will be a script ready for filming in about three weeks. And then, fame, money , Enzo, here we come. 8)

Do I have a feeling or are we the only ones reading eachother posts??

Anyone?

Yes I also get the feeling we are alone in here.....the others have thrown up too many times already and haven't dared to return. :P

I agree about the movie - this is Hollywood stuff right here! If you get an Enzo just imagine the favours Daisy will do for you....

ozacube
08-19-2005, 01:41 PM
Well, I think I can get them to be in the same place by the time you get here. But dude, hurry, because I had Dan knocking at my door for over two hours. I had to call the police to get the obsessive man out of my face :shock:

~chuckles and hopes he's not banned~

you swine, you promised to keep quiet if I just went away :bad-words:

TransAm
08-19-2005, 01:42 PM
if you like any of them............just drop me a pm :wink:

I bet Tom has Pm'd you already, I think I sowed the seed of thought in his 'I am on holiday' thread :wink:

komotar
08-19-2005, 05:39 PM
Well, I think I can get them to be in the same place by the time you get here. But dude, hurry, because I had Dan knocking at my door for over two hours. I had to call the police to get the obsessive man out of my face :shock:

~chuckles and hopes he's not banned~

you swine, you promised to keep quiet if I just went away :bad-words:


I'm really sorry man, but I did some thinking and came to a conclusion that all that banging on my door was just too much :roll:

Maybe we can set somthing up in the next week or so........

I had some clients postpone their "happy hours" , because they had to
go do some work in the white house or something :wink:, so I have a few spots to fill....

@TransAm2001

yup, Tom has been breathing down my neck for the past few hours.
We set up a date sometime mid december. Around cristhmass probably. That's when we have 7% off.


@dingo

I haven't laughed so hard since I saw Dan banging on my door.
The text above your avatar rocks :lol: :lol: :lol:

dingo
08-19-2005, 08:20 PM
I guess that answers our question about being alone......no such thing as privacy at JW. :(



yup, Tom has been breathing down my neck for the past few hours.
We set up a date sometime mid december. Around cristhmass probably.



you are going on a date with Tom? What about poor Daisy, don't tell me you are batting for the other team now? :?




@dingo

I haven't laughed so hard since I saw Dan banging on my door.
The text above your avatar rocks :lol: :lol: :lol:

What better way to start the day then with a new 'title' - and isn't it just perfect. :P I don't like the word "sod" though - we don't use that over here. :P

komotar
08-20-2005, 03:50 AM
komotar wrote:


yup, Tom has been breathing down my neck for the past few hours.
We set up a date sometime mid december. Around cristhmass probably.




you are going on a date with Tom? What about poor Daisy, don't tell me you are batting for the other team now?



Haha, nope I'm straight as an arrow. :wink:
I set up a date for Tom and my Daisy to meet 8)



komotar wrote:



@dingo

I haven't laughed so hard since I saw Dan banging on my door.
The text above your avatar rocks


What better way to start the day then with a new 'title' - and isn't it just perfect. I don't like the word "sod" though - we don't use that over here.


Well, I'm sure Dan will calm down, stop being jelaous about you getting to Daisy before hime and give you your old "title" back 8)


You could get it back instantly if you somehow manage to restrain your hornienes and let Dan have your spot with daisy. But that means you'll have to wait till Cristhmass, like Tom.
_________________

dingo
08-20-2005, 04:38 AM
Haha, nope I'm straight as an arrow. :wink:
I set up a date for Tom and my Daisy to meet 8)




sure sure - I will tell Daisy about this when we meet and she will be all mine......oh how sweet it will be! :twisted:





You could get it back instantly if you somehow manage to restrain your hornienes and let Dan have your spot with daisy. But that means you'll have to wait till Cristhmass, like Tom.
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I don't know - I would put up with almost anything to spend a night with your sexy wife. :P

XTwinTurboVR4X
08-20-2005, 09:09 AM
You could get it back instantly if you somehow manage to restrain your hornienes and let Dan have your spot with daisy. But that means you'll have to wait till Cristhmass, like Tom.
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I don't know - I would put up with almost anything to spend a night with your sexy wife. :P


DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!

my dastardly scheme has failed :cry:

you can keep that title for ever now :twisted: :lol:

dingo
08-20-2005, 09:50 AM
You could get it back instantly if you somehow manage to restrain your hornienes and let Dan have your spot with daisy. But that means you'll have to wait till Cristhmass, like Tom.
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I don't know - I would put up with almost anything to spend a night with your sexy wife. :P


DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!

my dastardly scheme has failed :cry:

you can keep that title for ever now :twisted: :lol:

Its unbelievable what a guy will do to get with such a hot chick.... :roll:

XTwinTurboVR4X
08-20-2005, 10:41 AM
You could get it back instantly if you somehow manage to restrain your hornienes and let Dan have your spot with daisy. But that means you'll have to wait till Cristhmass, like Tom.
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I don't know - I would put up with almost anything to spend a night with your sexy wife. :P


DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!

my dastardly scheme has failed :cry:

you can keep that title for ever now :twisted: :lol:

Its unbelievable what a guy will do to get with such a hot chick.... :roll:

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4291/potmeetskttle8cw.th.jpg (http://img356.imageshack.us/my.php?image=potmeetskttle8cw.jpg)

:P

dingo
08-20-2005, 11:22 AM
http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4291/potmeetskttle8cw.th.jpg (http://img356.imageshack.us/my.php?image=potmeetskttle8cw.jpg)

:P

Are you tring to say you'd like to sit down together and have a cup of tea - to discuss things? :? :P

phirestarter
08-20-2005, 11:28 AM
nah, I don't drink tea ;)

dingo
08-20-2005, 11:35 AM
nah, I don't drink tea ;)

well I hear Daisy is wild for the stuff - so I don't fancy your chances anymore. :wink:

TransAm
08-20-2005, 07:24 PM
Well, that's the pot calling the kettle black!

Do I win a prize, Dan? :mrgreen:

LUC1FER
08-20-2005, 08:14 PM
yeh you get a gold star :P

dingo
08-20-2005, 10:35 PM
Well, that's the pot calling the kettle black!



Really?

I was sure Dan was trying to make a peace offering with me......should've known better. :P

TransAm
08-21-2005, 09:21 AM
Woo hoo!

A gold star! :lol:

Kewl!

gigdy
08-25-2005, 11:14 PM
I like magnets.

ferrarif1fan89
08-25-2005, 11:28 PM
scotch, scotch, scotch, i LOOOOOOVE scotch!

RC45
09-16-2005, 10:01 PM
Good lord a lot of weird shit goes on back here in Spam Alley....

TransAm
09-17-2005, 09:16 AM
Spin spin spin the wheel of justice, see how fast the bastard turns