View Full Version : If you could ask Britney Spears one question..........
Tuan Le
11-15-2003, 03:39 AM
Let's play a game.......If you could ask Britney Spears one question...........What would it be?
ASK AWAY
Here is mine....Spit or Swallow? :lol:
possessed_beaver
11-15-2003, 04:12 AM
how oftern do u masturbate......... OVER WOMEN!!!!
hahahaha, duno... i will ask her if she can drive (aparantley she blew the engine on a 360 paddle shift by shifting down or soemthing)
stracing
11-15-2003, 04:35 AM
are them boobs real? :D
...if not, have you experienced any leakage?
WhiteP
11-15-2003, 05:26 AM
how often do you see your cosmetic surgeon? :D
geekdiggy
11-15-2003, 05:33 AM
how long til you retire?
Well, technically it is a questio: "Would you like to suck my dick?" :P
1zippo1
11-15-2003, 08:02 AM
how oftern do u masturbate......... OVER WOMEN!!!!
hahahaha, duno... i will ask her if she can drive (aparantley she blew the engine on a 360 paddle shift by shifting down or soemthing)
Normally the paddle shift takes care of it that you just can't blow the engine because it doesn't let you go in the redline too high.
Jabba
11-15-2003, 08:17 AM
Nope it was a manual I think she went from 5th gear to 2nd gear instead of 4th.
jon_s
11-15-2003, 08:17 AM
Can I shag you?
do u have christina aguilara's phone number?
jon_s
11-15-2003, 08:40 AM
do u have christina aguilara's phone number?
PMSL, that would be quality! Imagine her expression change :P
LOL,yeah i wonder
also saying after that,"your more than welcome to join us" and if she said yes,now that would be quality,lol :mrgreen:
FoxFour
11-15-2003, 08:52 AM
Fred Durst says you have a big bush- Is that true?
BADMIHAI
11-15-2003, 10:33 AM
"How the fuck can you be so stupid?" *takes out dick, fucks her. *takes out gun, shoots her. "fucking biatch!"
BTW: If you're wondering why I'd shoot her: it's not because she'd a dumb whore that has been pissing me off for the last....too many years, it's because she killed a Ferrari! That's why stupid people shouldn't be allowed to drive Ferraris!
scubywrxr
11-15-2003, 10:41 AM
All I wanna know is does she like it doggy style....scoobydoobydoooooo her... yeah baby :mrgreen:
KaBlookie
11-15-2003, 02:14 PM
Why the hell did you buy a 360 modena when you barely know how to drive stick!!
which brings me to another question... :wink: :roll:
graywolf624
11-15-2003, 02:34 PM
Do you have a single ounce of talent anywhere? Or is everything fake like your boobs?
KaBlookie
11-15-2003, 02:47 PM
Do you have a single ounce of talent anywhere? Or is everything fake like your boobs?
she can learn to dance from a dancing instructor :lol: :roll:
Johns
11-15-2003, 03:28 PM
anal? :mrgreen:
"How the fuck can you be so stupid?" *takes out dick, fucks her. *takes out gun, shoots her. "fucking biatch!"
BTW: If you're wondering why I'd shoot her: it's not because she'd a dumb whore that has been pissing me off for the last....too many years, it's because she killed a Ferrari! That's why stupid people shouldn't be allowed to drive Ferraris!
:roll:
anal? :mrgreen:
LMAO,plain and simple question huh johns
DeMoN
11-15-2003, 05:26 PM
here at the US they are having a show in the radio, (station THE BEAT i believe) that is called LUSTING FOR JUSTIN. In which people call and certain people qualify to travel to europe to see justin in a consert and then meet him...
I would ask her how many times she called lol
Supernintendo Chalme
11-16-2003, 12:39 AM
"You briefly dated that no talent ass-clown Aston Kutcher. Then he dumped you to shag a woman old enough to be your mother. Clearly you're an attractive young woman, so that leads me to wonder exactly what was it about you that caused Astond Kutcher to dump you like sac of dirt, and so here's my question. Are you the most obnoxious human being on the planet, or should that title be awarded to Kelly Osbourne?"
st-anger
11-16-2003, 12:47 AM
"You briefly dated that no talent ass-clown Aston Kutcher. Then he dumped you to shag a woman old enough to be your mother. Clearly you're an attractive young woman, so that leads me to wonder exactly what was it about you that caused Astond Kutcher to dump you like sac of dirt, and so here's my question. Are you the most obnoxious human being on the planet, or should that title be awarded to Kelly Osbourne?"
that is too complicated, me like
simple question like this ------>"Why isn't my dick in your mouth yet?!?!?"
Supernintendo Chalme
11-16-2003, 02:04 AM
that is too complicated
Point taken, how about this?
"A car leaves Chicago heading East toward Washington at a speed of 75 mph. Simultaneously, a train leaves Boston heading South at a speed of 65 mph. Allowing for traffic, elevation change, and wind speed, in your experience, what is the most effective cure for VD?"
st-anger
11-16-2003, 03:14 AM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :shock: :? :? :shock: :? :shock:
the varying wieght to speed ratio of both subjects i presume :mrgreen: :idea: :?:
Ivanhoe
11-17-2003, 10:45 PM
Nice day... wanna fuck? :twisted:
Nice day... wanna fuck? :twisted:
Why waste time chit-chatting about the weather? :twisted:
Tuan Le
11-22-2003, 05:55 PM
Nice day... wanna fuck? :twisted:Get straight to business, huh? LOL..... :lol:
coombsie66
11-22-2003, 06:06 PM
Would you be so kind as to tun around, close your eyes, shut your mouth and hold on tight!!!!!!!!??!!!!! :twisted: :D :wink:
d100x
11-22-2003, 06:19 PM
Your music sucks... do you? :wink:
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