My $26 Million donaiton to JW!!!!!

[RC45]

Guys and Gals... I have struck it rich... to the tune of $26 MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I received this email this morning, and felt I could not sit on this myself... so here is the "secert to wealth and prosperity"... ;)

Mrs Poel Susara,


TEL:+27-737-562-590

Dear Sir/Ceo,

I am Mrs Poel Susara an official member of the Commercial Farmers Union (CFU) of Zimbabwe. After the last general elections in my country which the incumbent president Mr. Robert Mugabe won the presidential election, the government has adopted a very aggressive land reforms
programme.
This programme is solely aimed at taking the land owned by white African farmers for redistribution to black Africans. This programme has attracted worldwide condemnation from world leaders including British prime minister, Mr Tony Blair and also forced several white farmers to flee the country for fear of victimization and physical abuse.

Due to the present predicaments, My husband was one of the white farmers who was killed during the incident that took place in zimbabwe. Please iam looking for a foreign Partner to take custody of some funds twenty six million united states dollars (Us$ 26 Million Dollars) which my husband deposited in a private finance and security company in south africa for the sake of my only son Mr emmanuel Susara and thereafter invest the funds for us into valuable business ventures in your country.
I maped out 25% of the said fund for your kind assistance to move this fund out of south africa to your destinated bank account. Note that 5% of the fund will be set aside for your financial assistance that will be taking care by you in the process of visiting south africa to sign off the contract in your name while 70% will be secured for my family investment in your country.

Please if you are interested in helping us,contact me or my solicitor with out any further delay so that he can instruct you on the further steps to take.

You can contact my lawyer through this detailed information.

Name.................Harry Vincent.

Telephone........ +27-82-975-9755.

E-Mail................ [email protected]

My warm regards to you.

Mrs Poel Susara



Actually I just wanted to post this up in case anyone wants to screw with this yahoo and see how far they can scame the scammer.. eheheh :P

Good luck!!

[TransAm]

I had a similar email about 3 years ago at work. I thought my dreams had come true until I read 'please give us you bank account information, love from a.nigerian'

Since then I've been lucky to spot these a mile off.

As you know, RC, I'm always scouring the cycletrader and autotrader sites. Here's a cut and paste of my latest efforts in the fight against these scammers (I have removed my email address from the text below):


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From: Jennifer Garnett [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2005 1:26 PM
To:
Subject: RE: Report of Suspicious Activity SCAM


Thank you very much for your concerns in this matter. The information you forwarded has been helpful in removing undesirable ads and sellers from our site. We appreciate your help in policing our site; thank you for your continued faith in Trader Online.

For more information about protecting yourself online as a buyer and a seller, please visit the TraderOnline Security Center at http://securitycenter.traderonline.com/.

Sincerely,

TraderOnline.com

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From: Shared acct for Cycle CS [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2005 12:33 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Fw: Report of Suspicious Activity SCAM


Scam advertisement

http://adcache.cycletrader.com/5/9/5/79450595.htm

I live in Benbrook where the bike is advertised. I emailed the seller to see if I could meet with him to see the bike. They responded that they have moved to Europe and taken the bike with them.

It's the old 'I've moved to Europe and the vehicle wont pass emissions' story. Emissions tests are more stringent in the USA than Europe so I believe this, together with the cheap price (The bike is advertised at 55% of market value), to be a scam.

Check the advert out and the email below. He sent photos which were not taken in Benbrook (very small city where I live) nor Italy, judging by the background.

Regards

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From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, June 13, 2005 11:54 AM
To:
Subject: Re: GSXR600


Hello
I'm very sorry for this late answere but I had same business to resolve.
Here are a few information regarding the bike.
The Bike it's Absolutely perfect condition with not one scratch on it.
It has only 868 miles on it,Engine: 599cc.Bike runs perfect.Never been droped ..
It will came with a Clean Title ,Original Certificate from SUZUKI warranty paper , warranty utill january 2008.
I'm from USA but right now I'm in Italy with same business, the bike will be shipped from here with Free Shipping.
If you want to buy it I will put your name and address on all that papers so you can be the owner of this bike.
The bike was garage kept so it run like new.
I have attach you same pictures with the bike.So,if you want to purchase this bike then all you have to do is to email me with your shipping address so I can prepare the shipping and after that you must go at any Bank with WesternUnion and send half on the money to my name and address so I can ship your bike,and after you will receive and inspect the bike then you will send me the rest of the money. I will pay all the taxes from here and you don't need to pay other taxes to receive the bike . In max 2 days you will receive your bike with all papers on your name .The price that I'm asking for this bike is $4700US Dollars including all the shipping taxes to your location.2005 SUZUKI GSX-R600, only 868 miles. Mint condition. The color is the limited edition silver with black flames. I have never taken this bike past 7k (break-in period is 500mi). This bike is unmolested, i have not added any aftermarket parts to it. I dont have time to ride it, my loss your gain. The bike also comes with a mens large HJC helmet, large Frank Thomas Jacket, and large gloves.
I sell this bike because like I told you right now I'm in Italy and it is impossible to register this bike here because it has has all the papers from USA. Also I will put your name on the Title so you can be the owner of this bike. Yes the bike is available for sale and if you are interested to buy let me know soon your shipping info so we can start the deal.
I'm waiting your email if you want to close the deal with me.
Thank's a lot and I wait your prompt reply with your shipping address so we can start the deal.
With Respect Jeffery Maestas

______________________________________________

From:

Sent: Monday, June 13, 2005 10:08 AM

To: '[email protected]'

Subject: GSXR600

Hi

I am also located in Benbrook. When would it be convenient to view the Suzuki?

Thanks

TransAm2001

[racer1320]

I'd probably believe you... except you can't even spell donation and that makes me wonder whether you're smart enough to complete the deal :lol:


:P

[RC45]

I'd probably believe you... except you can't even spell donation and that makes me wonder whether you're smart enough to complete the deal :lol:


:P

To be whom it could concern,

My most tursting lawyer needs you to forward your bank account number afore we can conclude.

Regards,

Titfofoolo Manyanga

Gambia

;)

[Caplax40]

We should sign him up for lots and lots of gay porn.

[jerbele]

I'd probably believe you... except you can't even spell donation and that makes me wonder whether you're smart enough to complete the deal :lol:


:P

To be whom it could concern,

My most tursting lawyer needs you to forward your bank account number afore we can conclude.

Regards,

Titfofoolo Manyanga

Gambia

;)

how many of these deals are you involved in :P


incase you didn't get it I was j/k with the first reply

[TransAm]

how many of these deals are you involved in :P



I would guess around four hundred and nineteen, Dan :wink:

[RC45]

incase you didn't get it I was j/k with the first reply

Oh - I got it - and so did Titfoloo and Babayanga Mashlangu.. hehe

[Mers]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I received one just like this:::exactly, except it was not zimbabwe, it was hong kong, and the guy who left the fortune was a general dead in iraq.... hahaha i laughed so hard haha

[dominiquelee]

incase you didn't get it I was j/k with the first reply

Oh - I got it - and so did Titfoloo and Babayanga Mashlangu.. hehe

ahaha I thought you did but you never know on the net if it came acroos the right way ..

[RC45]

incase you didn't get it I was j/k with the first reply

Oh - I got it - and so did Titfoloo and Babayanga Mashlangu.. hehe

ahaha I thought you did but you never know on the net if it came acroos the right way ..

No probleemo there at all

[MadMax]

incase you didn't get it I was j/k with the first reply

Oh - I got it - and so did Titfoloo and Babayanga Mashlangu.. hehe

ahaha I thought you did but you never know on the net if it came acroos the right way ..

No probleemo there at all

excelmundo.. now wheres that $26,000,000.. I could buy a new car or 50

[Fleischmann]

I used to get tons of those spam messages from Pakistan, that's my I changed my account to Gmail.

[na2o]

incase you didn't get it I was j/k with the first reply

Oh - I got it - and so did Titfoloo and Babayanga Mashlangu.. hehe

ahaha I thought you did but you never know on the net if it came acroos the right way ..

No probleemo there at all

excelmundo.. now wheres that $26,000,000.. I could buy a new car or 50

loool oh my god that cracked me up so hard lool

[possessed_beaver]

so lawyers use hotmail accounts now?

[RC45]

so lawyers use hotmail accounts now?

Yes - lawyers use hotmail accounts now.

[TransAm]

so lawyers use hotmail accounts now?

Yes - lawyers use hotmail accounts now.

That's great news, they must have lifted the restriction :lol:

[CSedl87]

When we were trying to sell our Corvette we would get alot of "we're going to send you a cashiers check, but it's $5,000 over your asking price, so we'll need that extra money back within the next week." We got em from mexico, Middle East, Germany, Isreal, Hong Kong, and then we started getting the Nigerian e-mails....

[TransAm]

When we were trying to sell our Corvette we would get alot of "we're going to send you a cashiers check, but it's $5,000 over your asking price, so we'll need that extra money back within the next week." We got em from mexico, Middle East, Germany, Isreal, Hong Kong, and then we started getting the Nigerian e-mails....

There is a simple answer to all of these scams - ask them to cash the check their end and send payment via Western Union. :wink:

[topgeartom]

I fucking hate these scamming bastards, when we put our BM up on autotrader, all we ever got was emails that looked like they had been written by 5 year olds saying they were interested in buying the car on behalf of their client who lived abroad, blah blah blah, money transfer.......blah blah blah, im dribbling shit, blah blah blah......and so on.

[RC45]

Yet another scam... I am tempted to try sucker punch these guys with a scammer-scam.. ;)


From : Zoom Group <[email protected]>
Reply-To : [email protected]
Sent : Sunday, June 26, 2005 12:18 PM
To :
Subject : Question for eBay member regarding PayPal account.

| | | Inbox


Dear Sir,

I am the manager of Zoom Group, a Laptops store located in Romania.
We cannot accept payment via Paypal, this service being unavailable to our
country yet.
We can afford to sell this eguipment cheaper than the competition does, since we
beneficiate from PHARE assistance (financial and
tax facicities are given to us).
So, my request to you is this: if you agree to accept the payment being made to
your paypal
account, you will be granted 20% of our sales volume.
If you are interested, please contact us ASAP on our Yahoo messenger
ID: [email protected]

Best regards,
Evo Electronics.

[ARMAN]

I am in oil business!!! I'll split with you all too :mrgreen:


Having obtained your contact through your local Chamber of Commerce here
in Russia,I strongly believe that your business dealing will be suitable
for the investment of US$100 Million (Hundern Million US Dollars) deposited
with Financial Security Company firm Vault affiliated with Menatep SBP Bank
of Russia

INTRODUCTION OF MY SELF:
I am Dr Helmut Robert Schimanski based in Uk and personal secretary to Mikhail
Khodorkovsky (M.K) the richest man in Russia and owner of the following
companies: Chairman CEO: YUKOS OIL (Russian Most Largest Oil Company) Chairman
CEO: Menatep SBP Bank (A well reputable financial institution with its branches
all over the world) and their business partners: Aeroflot, CNPC, LUKoil
, Schlumberger,Transpetrol, SINOPEC, JANAF, Gazprom and IFP.

SOURCE OF FUNDS:
The documents of the above funds in question was handed over to me to be
used in payment of an American oil merchant for his last oil deal with myboss Mikhail Khodorkovsky. Already the funds have been deposited with Financial
Security Firm where the final crediting is expected to be carried out.
While I was on the process, My Boss got arrested for his involvement on
politics in financing the leading and opposing political parties (the Union
of Right Forces, led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a iberal/social democratic
party led by Gregor yavlinsky) which poses treat to President Vladimir Putin
second tenure as Russian president. You can catch more of the story on this
http://www.khodorkovskytrial.com/about

YOUR ROLE:
All I need from you is to stand as the Beneficiary of the above quoted sum
and I will arrange for the documentation which will enable Financial Security
Firm transfer the sum to you.I am assuring you that this transaction is
hundred percent risk free. I have set out an agreeable percentage to the
prospective partner, this is a legitimate transaction. Remember that the
need for confidential handling of this transaction is very important for
the fact that Mikhail Khodorkovsky is undergoing trial in Russia, It willbe my greatest pleasure to do business with you.

* How I will introduce you/your company to the holding Finance & Securityfirm Vault affiliated with Menatep SBP Bank of Russia and makes you the
beneficiary of the funds.

* What percentage of the funds I am willing to give you for your assistance

Please reply this mail,I look forward to it.
Reply me on this e-mail: [email protected]

Have a nice day .

Dr Helmut Robert Schimanski.







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[RC45]

Well, Subways, Quiznos and Togos just got removed from my list of places to buy lunch from.

These creeps have signed up with Harrison Direct - a large volume internet spamming company.

Why do legitimate companies feel the need to get involved with this kind of junk.

Do they honestly think they win any customers from such tactics?

These don't put URL's in the email either - they embed the message as an image that is a hotlink to their advert of the day.

http://img124.echo.cx/img124/116/santaman08co.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

Minor sponsors on the linked page included "bigger" names such as Columbia House and Blockbuster among others.

:roll: