View Full Version : Had a freaky bed experience last night...
dingo
06-20-2005, 10:55 AM
Ahhh shit!!! That would also scare the crap out of me - don't you guys have a flyscreen or something similar to keep insects (or birds in your case) out when the window is open?
Jabba
06-20-2005, 11:06 AM
Nothing wrong with having a bird in your bedroom :wink:
dingo
06-20-2005, 11:07 AM
Nothing wrong with having a bird in your bedroom :wink:
haha, but thamar obviously doesn't swing that way as he threw her out the window. :P
Jabba
06-20-2005, 11:13 AM
Did I tell you that I had a piecost in my bedroom last night ?
dingo
06-20-2005, 11:19 AM
Whats a piecost?
About $2.50
:P
Jabba
06-20-2005, 11:24 AM
Damn you got me :lol:
dingo
06-20-2005, 11:27 AM
:lol: LOL - and to make it worse for you its 11:30PM here so I should be half asleep.... :P
* dingo is going to bed now *
:lol: LOL - and to make it worse for you its 11:30PM here so I should be half asleep.... :P
* dingo is going to bed now *
Got a nice Emu lined up have you? ;)
ARMAN
06-20-2005, 12:55 PM
Thisone Thamar? :lol:
http://www.popculturemadness.com/Disturbing/Pidgeonpoop.jpg
SPEEDKILLAR
06-20-2005, 01:20 PM
^^^^ LMAO :lol: nice one ARMAN 8)
Wutputt
06-20-2005, 01:58 PM
ROFL, must be really freaky to find a pidgeon in your bed :D I would be scared too though :D
@ arman: LMAO, great find!
Anonymous
06-20-2005, 06:41 PM
Did I tell you that I had a piecost in my bedroom last night ?
that joke is just too old dude :P 2 tries and no biters :P
Jabba
06-20-2005, 06:50 PM
hahahah I will have to get some new material I think....
Anonymous
06-20-2005, 07:01 PM
As for the topic... LOL i'd shit myself, i have to kill the moths that get in, they piss me off to much, a pigeon i'd go crazy! as you say dumb as fuck!
hahahah I will have to get some new material I think....
well this has to be one of the lamest jokes i've heard lately, but its kind of appropraite for you dude :P avoid them dumb blondes :p
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.
bmagni
06-20-2005, 07:11 PM
LOL, i can imagine the scene, hahahaha.
i just hope u dont get a trauma and start having a fobia
ZfrkS62
06-20-2005, 07:27 PM
HAHAHAHA!!! Stupid feathered tree rats :lol: Time to get a screen thamar :wink:
I think i would have tied a string around it and made it a toy for the neighborhood kitties :D
Aleighy
06-20-2005, 10:04 PM
omg, just ask ZfrkS what would have happened if that had been me. I have a TERRIBLE phobia of birds. Had that been me...I might now be in long-term psychological counseling. Anywho, I agree with Z, for the sake of pete, get a screen!
SilviaEvo
06-20-2005, 10:08 PM
HAHAHAHA!!! Stupid feathered tree rats :lol: Time to get a screen thamar :wink:
I think i would have tied a string around it and made it a toy for the neighborhood kitties :D
im with that idea sounds like fun :P :twisted:
dont drop the soap well in this case dont lift the covers
TransAm
06-20-2005, 10:18 PM
Thamar this is just too funny. I mean what are the chances of that happening?
LMAO @ ARMAN's post as well.
Jabba here's one for you - a plane touched down on my house last night - I left the landing light on :|
ZfrkS62
06-21-2005, 12:54 AM
omg, just ask ZfrkS what would have happened if that had been me. I have a TERRIBLE phobia of birds. Had that been me...I might now be in long-term psychological counseling. Anywho, I agree with Z, for the sake of pete, get a screen!
she hid in my room with the door closed when my bird stepped out of his cage while feeding him :| She also screamed and rolled up the window when she saw the "Beware of Alligators" sign near a small swamp :lol:
Yablokov
06-21-2005, 01:14 AM
bah. iv had a parrekeet fly around in my room.... too bad it was mine:P
Aleighy
06-21-2005, 01:21 AM
omg, just ask ZfrkS what would have happened if that had been me. I have a TERRIBLE phobia of birds. Had that been me...I might now be in long-term psychological counseling. Anywho, I agree with Z, for the sake of pete, get a screen!
she hid in my room with the door closed when my bird stepped out of his cage while feeding him :| She also screamed and rolled up the window when she saw the "Beware of Alligators" sign near a small swamp :lol:
hey now, be nice. i have a phobia. and must you give away all my secrets? we could have kept the aligator thing to ourselves, you know. :? i've got stuff on you too :twisted: you dont tell mine, i wont tell yours :wink: :P
topgeartom
06-21-2005, 02:37 AM
LMAO thamar - Ive never had a pidgeon fly i my room, but i have had a few fly straight into my window at full chat.
The daft bastards just dont understand windows, i was in my bed which is right under the window when it happened once, it scared the shit out of me! Made a right fucking bang!
Fleischmann
06-21-2005, 02:48 AM
LMAo. I had a similair situation when I forgot to clos the door to my gerbils cage. The little rascal got out and jumped on my bed when I was asleep. He scared the shit out of me.
Jabba
06-21-2005, 04:11 AM
Thamar this is just too funny. I mean what are the chances of that happening?
LMAO @ ARMAN's post as well.
Jabba here's one for you - a plane touched down on my house last night - I left the landing light on :|
:lol:
maduro
06-21-2005, 10:22 AM
Thamar this is just too funny. I mean what are the chances of that happening?
LMAO @ ARMAN's post as well.
Jabba here's one for you - a plane touched down on my house last night - I left the landing light on :|
:lol:
Two men walked into a bar...
the third one ducked.
**ba-dum tish**
TransAm
06-21-2005, 10:33 AM
LMAO at Dan's joke...
Jabba
06-21-2005, 12:02 PM
:lol:
Wutputt
06-21-2005, 03:13 PM
A screen isn't possible, it's a Velux window. You know, the ones they putt in rooftops that tilt all the way...
Not true. I have a Velux and I have a screen installed on it :mrgreen:
You just have to be a bit ingenious ;)
lev_p
06-22-2005, 03:20 AM
@ Arman: ROLF :lol:
@ thamar: you should be grateful that it's only a pigeon and not a huge flying coakroach, which we have in warm climate :mrgreen:
ZfrkS62
06-22-2005, 03:46 PM
@ Arman: ROLF :lol:
@ thamar: you should be grateful that it's only a pigeon and not a huge flying coakroach, which we have in warm climate :mrgreen:
dammit i fucking hate those things!!!! It's the one bug i can't stand :x I see them, i pull out the RAID. They pull out shot glasses :?
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