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batgirl
06-09-2005, 10:35 PM
Q. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Its irrelevant - feminists won't ever change anything
ZfrkS62
06-09-2005, 10:37 PM
LMAO!!!!! The one smart thing i've seen out of this program yet :lol:
saadie
06-09-2005, 10:38 PM
hah-...-like-noone-knows-...-DUHH!!
batgirl
06-09-2005, 10:44 PM
Q. How many irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A. Eleven. One to hold the bulb, and ten to turn the house.
Max Power
06-09-2005, 10:52 PM
^^^
one at each corner
saadie
06-09-2005, 10:52 PM
Q. How many batgirls does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A. None. Because they dont exist.
SilviaEvo
06-09-2005, 11:01 PM
^^^or because they are too dumb even if they did exist
5vz-fe
06-09-2005, 11:03 PM
Q. How many lightbulb does it take to see thru batgirl's latex suit
A. None, coz the latex suit is actually clear and batgirl is black with a while girl head mask.
racer_f50
06-10-2005, 12:41 AM
^^^
this one is just trying a bit too much to be funny and to me didn't quite work. the rest of them are kinda funny though :lol:
How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
Dunno - no one is brave enough to climb the ladder knowing that if they fall off they could die of complications before they could get their leg set in a cast at a publich health care facility... :P
Caplax40
06-10-2005, 01:04 AM
Read my sig...
Read my sig...
I would but the last democrat in the white house STOLE every last reading lampon his way out - so it's a little dark around here.
5vz-fe
06-10-2005, 02:16 AM
let's not get too political here in general chat....
dingo
06-10-2005, 06:02 AM
that stupid program (batgirl) can't even post in the correct section. :P
saadie
06-10-2005, 06:20 AM
lol ..
imo its doing great ....
Best Guitarist of All Time ... and US travel help both were posted in the general chat section .. whats ''Music And Noise'' and ''Holidays, Vacations, Road Trips, And Travel'' for ? :|
FER355
06-10-2005, 08:07 AM
:lol:
batgirl
06-10-2005, 08:07 AM
Q. How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as Pedantic
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
12 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
Q. How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as Pedantic
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
12 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
way too much free time :shock:
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