GT-R_R34
11-04-2003, 11:21 PM
Two Drunks
Two drunks are driving down the highway drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car's lights flashing in the rear view mirror. "What are we going to do?" asks the drunk passenger.
"Don't worry, I know what to do. Peel the label off your bottle and stick it to your forehead. Let me do all the talking," says the drunk driver.
They pull over and the cop gets out. "May I see your license and registration?" he asks. The driver gives him his license. "Have you been drinking?"
"No officer. We haven't."
"Well, you were weaving back and forth. Are you sure you haven't had anything to drink?" the officer asked.
"I swear officer. I haven't had a sip."
"Well why do you have beer labels on your foreheads?"
The man answers, "These aren't labels. We are alcoholics, and we're on the patch."
Two drunks are driving down the highway drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car's lights flashing in the rear view mirror. "What are we going to do?" asks the drunk passenger.
"Don't worry, I know what to do. Peel the label off your bottle and stick it to your forehead. Let me do all the talking," says the drunk driver.
They pull over and the cop gets out. "May I see your license and registration?" he asks. The driver gives him his license. "Have you been drinking?"
"No officer. We haven't."
"Well, you were weaving back and forth. Are you sure you haven't had anything to drink?" the officer asked.
"I swear officer. I haven't had a sip."
"Well why do you have beer labels on your foreheads?"
The man answers, "These aren't labels. We are alcoholics, and we're on the patch."