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Nemisis8u
05-05-2005, 01:31 PM
You are sitting in public transit, there are like 50 other available seats, and some dumbass decides to sit right beside you? If its a hot girl, thats no problem. But more often then not its some old dude, or a fat person that squeezes you out of your seat. I need to buy a car :( .

DeMoN
05-05-2005, 01:47 PM
Its worse when you have the curse (like me) if always having the fat woman besides you on a 9 hour flight to my country!

Nemisis8u
05-05-2005, 01:54 PM
With the love handles hanging over the armrest and all that good stuff? :lol:

Z3uS
05-05-2005, 03:39 PM
I fucking hate this so fucking much, i feel like killing the person when it does this (except when its a hot girl of course :D)

Once there was like 5 ppl in the bus and i was in the middle seats, and then this guy came and sit right next to me, he was very fat so i was squeezed in the window. I then asked him why was he sitting in the same seat than me if there was many other available. The shitbag then looked at me and said:
"Its because i sit here all days".

Then I was like: "WTF?". And the bastard stood there! I had to change seats! Unbefuckingleavable :fist:

gobs3z
05-05-2005, 03:45 PM
I would say the worse is having a fat dude sit next to you, but having someone that smells like used diapers that were dipped in rotten eggs and pissed on themselves, sit next to you. Thats how i decribed what happend to me on the bus. At least on the train you can go to another car but on a bus you're totally screwed!!!!

ARMAN
05-05-2005, 04:55 PM
I am fat, so that doesnt have to bother me :mrgreen:

I hate when after 19PM all homlesses get in the trains for they daily city tour around the town till they got kicked out in the night in theyr dirty f*king dresses, oily hear and a stick allover the train, and there is 2-3 of them in each train and and..... http://arman.xz.cz/smilees/sick2.gif http://arman.xz.cz/smilees/eck03.gif http://arman.xz.cz/smilees/eck12.gif :puke:

Beat that 8)

Z3uS
05-05-2005, 06:42 PM
It's worse when it happens here: :mrgreen:

http://www.terra.com.mx/galeria_de_fotos/images/100/198324.jpg

If there are 4 or more avaiable... why next to me??? are you gay?
hahahaha thats funny, thank God thsi never happened to me :P

ZfrkS62
05-05-2005, 08:34 PM
I've only been lucky enough to have a hot chick near (notice not NEXT) to me on a plane from Phoenix to Seattle, but her 3 year old seperated us :? Fortunatley she displaced her kid to her lap for the flight so she could watch Fight Club on my laptop :D

The flight home though i was not so lucky. 350+lb, 58 year old lady who snored half the flight :( All the other flights i have been on it's either been someone old, fat or both, or someone too young to tell stfu :?

antonioledesma
05-05-2005, 09:13 PM
hahaLOL... it seems I'm not the only one that suffers those horrid things

my gf lives in other city, so I go there by taking the bus, 4 hours of trip, and I've been with:
-smelly, sweaty, man that certainly didn't take a bath that day. And he slept on my shoulder (yuck!) so I woke him up
- big, fat, greasy old lady, I'd say about 230lbs, if not more. She started to snore in the same second she sitted down, and she was loud, besides taking 3 precious inches from my seat
- single-mother with her 6-months-old child :| the kid just would not stop crying.
- foul-beer-stenching man that never ceased to fart all the trip :?
- a nasty,almost ugly girl that didn't stop talking about her boyfriend, her ex, another ex, and the thousand guys that are stalking her
- and more... I'm lucky that sometimes the bus isn't full and I go to another seat

gtx28
05-05-2005, 10:14 PM
You guys need to look at the bright side, if that persons selfesteem is that low to take that poor care of themselfs, and then to make them selfs feel better they have to kick, or gross someone out of a seat on an open bus thats pretty pathetic.

So hopefully if your not horrably obeese stinky or take poor care of yourself then feel better about it, and stop being such a whiner.

crazidude
05-05-2005, 11:21 PM
I don't mind fat people so much as I am kinda chubby, but I hate smelly people. Some ass probably didn't shower for a week and he made my eyes water because he reeked so much. Also, crying children annoy the hell out of me on the bus. I think I'd rather be next to a fat smelly person than being close to a crying baby.

Toronto
05-06-2005, 12:19 AM
It's worse when it happens here: :mrgreen:

http://www.terra.com.mx/galeria_de_fotos/images/100/198324.jpg

If there are 4 or more avaiable... why next to me??? are you gay?

funny thing I saw like 2 years ago in a dorm, sign posted saying "never use the middle one" (there was 3 :P )

jasc
05-06-2005, 08:47 AM
I have a story. Two stops to go, one seat left on the bus. This FAT woman comes and sits right on my phone. I didn't want to be an ass, so I didn't get up when she sat down. When I got home there was a crack running across the screen :x Good thing it was my cheap phone tho.

PaulGT2164
05-06-2005, 05:24 PM
luckily i have good luck on airplanes, i always have to sit next to nice look females, but buses are another story, i always get seated by someone who smells bad, or cant speak english at all and wants to carry on a conversation with me. granted not speaking english is not a bad thing, but why do they try so hard when i obvioulsy cannot understand a single word they say lol

i was on a puddle jumping flight (paducah ky to memphis tn) and the people behind me were a couple with 6 kids, and they were all overwieght, they man had to have two seatbelt extenders... i kept thinking if we crashed there would be now way to identify the remains cause he was big enough all they would find was him lol

i rode a greyhound once...and i will NEVER do that again...only the weirdest and the sleaziest ppl ride those things...on a 32 hour greyhound trip i only had the pleasure of sitting next to one normal person, she was in her 40s but quite attractive, and luckily she was on the bus with me 24 hours.....we had two ppl get arrested on the bus by cops when we would stop. never never again should i ride one, and then we got stopped 4 times by the border patrol looking for illegals :D

Nemisis8u
05-06-2005, 05:49 PM
I have a story. Two stops to go, one seat left on the bus. This FAT woman comes and sits right on my phone. I didn't want to be an ass, so I didn't get up when she sat down. When I got home there was a crack running across the screen :x Good thing it was my cheap phone tho.

:lol: Yeah I know what you are saying, same with jackets and stuff. In winter sometimes part of my jacket ends up on the seat next to me. Sure enough someone sits on it, when I need to get off im stuck :oops:

Fleischmann
05-07-2005, 04:27 PM
The worst situation is when the persons next toi you smells of pee, alcohol or Tobacco. OR when they keep making rather revloting coughing sounds.

saadie
05-08-2005, 03:31 AM
I am fat, so that doesnt have to bother me
lol ... :mrgreen:

It's worse when it happens here: :mrgreen:

http://www.terra.com.mx/galeria_de_fotos/images/100/198324.jpg

If there are 4 or more avaiable... why next to me??? are you gay?

thats why i always use the stall's :lol: 8) 8)

dangerously_cool
05-08-2005, 05:00 AM
It's worse when it happens here: :mrgreen:

http://www.terra.com.mx/galeria_de_fotos/images/100/198324.jpg

If there are 4 or more avaiable... why next to me??? are you gay?
It's worse when the bastards design the toilets like that. I'm going to pitch those companies my idea since they keep making the urinals smaller. You could design a urinal as a porcelain cup with the pipe going into the bottom. That way they can stop skimping on the damned things...