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Nemisis8u
05-04-2005, 07:43 PM
Lets see some gems. Ill start.

AMC Pacer
http://auta5p.car.cz/katalog/amc/pacer_02.jpg

AMC Gremlin
http://www.materials.ucsb.edu/~tavernip/pictures/gremlin.jpg

Pontiac AssTic errrr, Aztec
http://www.autogazeta.com/g/337/Aztec2002_b.jpg

Trabant
http://digilander.libero.it/cuoccimix/TRABANT-WHITE.JPG

Post up some more.

SilviaEvo
05-04-2005, 08:02 PM
Aurora hands down.

http://www.rexfeatures.com/features/516925/hi-res/516925s.jpg

Nemisis8u
05-04-2005, 08:04 PM
Oh man wtf is that? It looks like that Homer car from the simpsons.

Edit:

Edsel
http://www.tvhistory.tv/1958%20Edsel%20Convert%20Green.JPG

Although I dont think that it compares with what you posted.

Neema702
05-04-2005, 08:16 PM
wow... that Aurora is pretty fuckin ugly!

Toyota Echo
http://www.kennethhunt.com/archives/imajs/toyota_echo.jpg

crayzayjay
05-04-2005, 08:19 PM
The nose of this sack of shit must stand a chance for the 'ugliest nose' award:

http://www.autoscalvino.com/imagenes/Hyunday%20Coupe%20frontal.jpg

gbg
05-04-2005, 09:46 PM
LOL, this topic is very funny

There are many cars that I dislike... the thing is, I can't remember them now... the only one I that came to my mind was the Nash Metropolitan:

http://www.bluemoongear.com/ArchCarPics/57NashMetropolitan.jpg

looks like a playmobil :lol:

gottacatchup
05-04-2005, 11:48 PM
Shame on you goodduck, shame, shame, shame :cry: :cry:

sads
05-05-2005, 12:55 AM
Any Lada in existance :lol:

ZfrkS62
05-05-2005, 01:11 AM
any Scion :|

BACR
05-05-2005, 06:18 AM
Here we go, you cant leave this baby out.

http://www.pestalozzi.net/motors/shootingbrakes/fiat_multipla_105_red.jpg

Sir_GT
05-05-2005, 06:23 AM
Definitely the multipla and the Rodius.

adamwich
05-05-2005, 07:19 AM
The Mulitpla is difinitely in the top 3 of ugliest cars ever made!

ZfrkS62
05-05-2005, 07:53 AM
Here we go, you cant leave this baby out.

http://www.pestalozzi.net/motors/shootingbrakes/fiat_multipla_105_red.jpg


::runs out to get a fly swatter and a really big can of bug spray::

BACR
05-05-2005, 07:54 AM
You really have to wonda about what went through the guys minds when they were at a meeting and said, ye lets produce the multipla.

Think of all the kids who will get bullied at school when they roll up in this thing :!:

ARMAN
05-05-2005, 07:56 AM
Well its a hard topic cause how many people so many opinions. I love Z3coupe and Edonis is a very nice car too imo :? And Trabbi is maybe a s*itty car but I like the design :|

Also I like Lada 2101 and 2106 but this 21012 is disgusting
http://www.lada.cz/images/P8250033B.jpg
http://www.lada.cz/images/P8250035B.jpg

dropot2
05-05-2005, 09:38 AM
What about the Citroën BX???

http://home.versatel.nl/P-citroen/31dec2002-bx-1.jpg

... or the Citroën DS:

http://www.gerges.net/img/ds21.jpg

Be aware dani...you've already mentioned two Citroëns...If I were you, I'd stop here...I wouldn't like to see my AX in this topic :twisted: :wink:

dropot2
05-05-2005, 09:48 AM
You're AX is not that bad... :wink:

And mainly considering that its father is the Citroën VISA!

http://img67.echo.cx/img67/1764/visagt9pm.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Nemisis8u
05-05-2005, 12:47 PM
There are a few more that come to mind. But I cant remember their names.

Pontiac Sunfire
http://www.thecarshow.com/2001sunfire5.jpg

sndr
05-05-2005, 06:13 PM
Daihatsu move
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/1556/4883ud.th.jpg (http://img55.echo.cx/my.php?image=4883ud.jpg)

Aston ...
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/3010/austin037dz.th.jpg (http://img55.echo.cx/my.php?image=austin037dz.jpg)

308 GT4 (one of the worse Ferrari's ever, what where they thinkin???)
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/6479/308gt46uc.th.jpg (http://img55.echo.cx/my.php?image=308gt46uc.jpg)


What about the Citroën BX???

... or the Citroën DS:



I disagree i think Citroën's are pretty cool especially the old ones

TT
05-05-2005, 06:17 PM
Just stepping in to defend the 308 GT4, one of the best looking V8 Ferrari ever IMO!

lev_p
05-05-2005, 06:29 PM
Dani, shame on you! Citroens might not be to everyones taste, but they are certainly not ugly! (Except for Visa, Mehari and Dina).
The Rodius is the new hit, when I saw it for the first time on the street, I didn't know if I want to puke or laugh. Aztec goes in the same company.
I would say that every second Korean car is ugly. And recently we had that ugly Chineese "facelifted" Bentley...
Let me add to that Austin Maestro
http://auta5p.car.cz/katalog/austin/maestro_01.jpg
Zastava Yugo
http://www.zastava.cz/other/11.jpg
Toyota Classic
http://bunnik.club.fr/X-MADE0001.jpg
Toyota Century
http://www.car-pictures-photos-pics.com/Toyota/Century/1.jpg
Tata Estate
http://www.jumy.de/suv/tata/tata-estate.jpg
Nissan Rasheen
http://english.auto.vl.ru/catalog_photos/nissan/rasheen/nissan_rasheen_13223.jpg
Dallas Fun (from France)
http://www.catalog.auto.ru/images/982f77cb.jpg
Bentley Dominator
http://www.autotitre.com/forum/up/le_gaumais_u8jtc.jpg
AZLK (Moskvitch / Aleko) Kalita
http://zveno.ru/photo/catalog/moskvich/Ivan_Kalita/KAL_01.jpg
Look at this page http://www.autotitre.com/forum/Vous_avez_des_tofs_de_vehicule_482_30692p1.htm. There are many weird and ugly cars, unfortunately most are very low res.

Anonymous
05-05-2005, 06:37 PM
sorry have to agree, we are just nitpicking with ferrari's, the worst is still at leat 10 X better than most cars IMO, truely bad looking cars head for rover

just take the 80's shitbox that is the montego for instance

http://www.austin-rover.co.uk/images/maestro_07.jpg

every time i see one i want to personally buy and burn it

Z3uS
05-05-2005, 07:16 PM
This topic made me look into google to search for the ugliest cars.

I found one that has comments on the ugliest. Check it out

Pontiac Aztek (I know it was already posted)

http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/uglycar/aztek.jpg

The sweet words

The auto equivalent of Picasso on a bad day. — Christopher

So bad, they couldn't even spell its name correctly. — Kit

The Plaztek has to be the ugliest hunk of polystyrene ever molded. — Jeff

Let's face it, not every engineering student gets an "A". The "D" students need work also. — Bob

One of our neighbors has a green one which we call the "toadmobile," which, come to think of it, is an insult to toads. —Richard

The back end looks like it was stretched up too high, kind of like when an elderly person hikes their pants up to their chin. — Eric

That didn't just get hit with an ugly stick; it came charging out of the ugly forest! — Chris

It looks the way Montezuma's revenge feels. — John

Looks like it was designed by two separate teams of engineers that started at opposite bumpers and worked their way towards the middle, each unable to talk to the other until they met at the center doorpost. — Nate

Was Pontiac taken over by a high school shop class? — Sam

It has all the style, grace, and sexiness of an orthopedic shoe. — Byron

A horrid assembly of mismatched lines and angles, made even worse by the gray plastic body cladding of the "original edition." — Richard

Just screams "committee." — Thomas

Look like it has a wedgie. — Lisa

Ever seen this car from behind? It's like getting behind a horse that's ready to drop a load. — Susan

Looks like it went into the crusher before the showroom! The last step in the production process was being hit with an ugly stick. — Nate

It is amazing Pontiac hasn't been sued for accidents caused by drivers spewing coffee over the inside of their windshields when Azteks drive by. — Thomas

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Toyota Scion xB

http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/uglycar/scion.jpg

The sweet words

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. — Art

Is the black glass to protect the identity of the geek who's driving? — Tarek

Is it full of clowns when you buy it? — Tom

My kids call the Element and Scion "Lego cars". But at least you can take a Lego car apart and make something useful out of it. — Beverly

Did the cleaning lady take the plans for this out of the trash as a joke — and nobody noticed? — Susie

All the grace of a hippo on stilts. — Chris

Did they forget to take it out of its shipping crate? — Richard

A smaller, uglier distant cousin of the Honda Element; it's inherently unstable, underpowered and hideous to look at. — Steve

Looks like some sort of milk truck for a Shriner parade. — Will

Its appearance should serve as an innovative but effective first line of defense against car theft. — Sharon

When I was younger, my friends and I would make cars out of refrigerator boxes. Never in a million years could I have dreamed we were actually years ahead of our time. — Josh

Takes the cube to new levels of ugliness. — Jon
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Honda Element

http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/uglycar/element.jpg

The sweet words

Looks like a Hummer, fresh out of a trash compactor. — Catherine

Nice box. Where's the car that came in it? — Sean

All that's missing to complete its Barney Rubble-mobile appearance is holes in the floorboard so you can hang your legs out. — Stangas

Every time we see a Honda Element, we wonder, "What element is it? Butt-uglium?" — Ed & Vicki

Looks like the owner thought, "I'd like to own a Hummer, but I work at Foot Locker." — John

This is what happens when you cross an armored car with a circus midget. — Norb

Looks like a Soviet-era ice cream truck. — Jason

If you put a trunk in the front, you could call it the Honda Elephant. — Tony

Where did they find the designer — in the UPS garage? — Mary Jo

A rollover would improve its looks! — Terry

Reminds me of a communist taxicab. — Don

A toaster on wheels! It is so ugly that it makes the Aztek look attractive. — Glenn

:lol: :lol: :lol:

crayzayjay
05-05-2005, 08:08 PM
The 914 is far from an ugly car. It was a disappointing car, for a Porsche, but ugly? No.

The old Citroens certainly aren't ugly either.

zr2man99
05-05-2005, 08:51 PM
The car (or whatever it is) in dropot2's sig.

And these beauties:

http://www.smothers.com/pictures/isuzu.jpg
You really can't enjoy the nice scenery.

http://www.puresimplicity.net/~hemi/Pics/Cars/MR2/mr2df.jpg

http://www.musictap.net/DuanesPunkPitNotes/PitStopArt/ford_pinto.jpg

http://auta5p.car.cz/katalog/mosler/consulier_01.jpg
^
http://auta5p.car.cz/katalog/mosler/consulier_01.htm

Sir_GT
05-05-2005, 09:26 PM
I'm tempted to join in... You won't believe the crap I know about... lol.

Sir_GT
05-05-2005, 09:57 PM
Blah. Here goes:
Leyat Helica... which is powered by a fan, and steers with the rear wheels...
http://www.goodwood-festival.com/2000/Main%20Pages%202000/gr2k29b.jpg

GM Le Sabre... talk about inspired (or frustrated...)
http://www.autointell-news.com/News-2001/June-2001/June-2001-1/GM_Century_of_Innovation-B2-110.jpg

One of PininFarina's doormats... the PFX
http://www.conceptcars.it/carrozzieri2/pfx.jpg

Umm... not ugly... but a bit weird...
http://www.rocler.qc.ca/ccadoret/antiquecars/antique1/23cpegaso.jpg

Proof that FIAT's multipla has ugliness in its genes:

Fiat Multipla Spiagetta:
http://fiat-vignale.chez.tiscali.fr/Fiat-850-Vignale/Modeles/Fiat/Base-Multipla/Spiaggetta-1956/ImagesG/Spiaggetta-1956-1-G.jpg

Fiat Multipla Spiaggia:
http://fiat-vignale.chez.tiscali.fr/Fiat-850-Vignale/Modeles/Fiat/Base-Multipla/600-Multipla-Spiaggia-1956/ImagesG/600-Multipla-Spiaggia-1956-1-G.jpg

Fiat Multipla 600T Marina:
http://fiat-vignale.chez.tiscali.fr/Fiat-850-Vignale/Modeles/Fiat/Base-Multipla/600T-marina-1963/ImagesG/600T-marina-1963-1-G.jpg

Ford Gyron:
http://www.dself.dsl.pipex.com/MUSEUM/TRANSPORT/gyrocars/Ford1961gyron.jpg

Ford Comuta:
http://www.scienceandsociety.co.uk/pr/15585765/Science_&_Society_Picture_Library_10221430.jpg

Alpine Silver Fox:
http://www.renault-alpine.com/images/silver1.jpg

I think that should do it... :)

gucom
05-06-2005, 12:07 PM
http://www.orca-e.ch/de/images/fahrwerk.jpg
beat y'all :P

acs power
05-06-2005, 12:37 PM
Here it comes:

http://www.auto-sfondi-desktop.com/Wallpapers_Renault_/Renault-Megane/Renault-Megane-05/Renault-Megane-05_640.jpg

dropot2
05-06-2005, 02:17 PM
Renault 6x6............ LOL

http://cotedazur.as/images/bilmuseum_renault_6x6.jpg

What the fuch is this???? :shock: :shock:
LOL!!! :lol:

gucom
05-06-2005, 04:22 PM
Here it comes:

http://www.auto-sfondi-desktop.com/Wallpapers_Renault_/Renault-Megane/Renault-Megane-05/Renault-Megane-05_640.jpg
actually i find that a good-looking car...at first i didnt but it started to grow on me...the TV ad wit hthe sexy girls shaking their asses may have helped also... :P

Nemisis8u
05-06-2005, 05:56 PM
Bentley Dominator
http://www.autotitre.com/forum/up/le_gaumais_u8jtc.jpg


This reminds me of one of those cheap fake watches you know, like the Lolex :lol:. It kind of looks like the real thing, but there there is something wierd about it that screams fake. Maybe its the shitty fitting grill.

HeilSvenska
05-06-2005, 11:40 PM
Nissan S-Cargo (Escargot...hahaha) a car designed to look like the slowest thing on earth...the snail.
http://www.spmotor.co.uk/images/hpool0513_020.jpg

Sir_GT
05-07-2005, 12:47 AM
Sir_GT, this is a serious ugly compilation!!! :D

I told you I had some quality shit. ;)

HeilSvenka gets a bow from me though... I've got tons of car books, and I've never seen that Nissan. :)

lev_p
05-07-2005, 05:01 PM
This reminds me of one of those cheap fake watches you know, like the Lolex . It kind of looks like the real thing, but there there is something wierd about it that screams fake. Maybe its the shitty fitting grill.

Yes, and the fact is that its real! :-/ Google for Bentley Dominator and you'll come up with this and red one from Sultan of Brunej garage....
http://trucks.hotbox.ru/lets_puke.jpg

Fleischmann
05-23-2005, 05:48 PM
What about this?? The Mitsuoka Nouera:

http://www.autoindex.org/images/cars/3625/3817/norm_10_Nouera_2003_Japan.jpg
http://img242.echo.cx/img242/6926/nouera17tr.jpg
http://www.autoindex.org/images/cars/3625/3817/norm_20_Nouera_2003_Japan.jpg

GTO
05-24-2005, 06:13 AM
Kia RIO "Sports pack", complete with non functional hood scoop.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/xdr01/Cars/04_1_b.jpg

A sad Smart
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/xdr01/Cars/pinky20with20lashes6nt.jpg

chest3r
05-24-2005, 11:56 AM
That Kia RIO "Sports pack" looks like an Impreza STi. Even the wheels are golden :lol:

x-per
05-24-2005, 11:59 AM
It is penty of ugly cars out there, one of the ugliest but cool is Robin Riley or whatever the name is.

But to narrow it down i only choose supercars:

Ferrari F40
Ferrari F50
Pagani Zonda

adamwich
05-24-2005, 12:38 PM
But to narrow it down i only choose supercars:

Ferrari F40
Ferrari F50
Pagani Zonda

WHAT? :spaz:

Do you really think these cars are ugly?

Skyliner
05-24-2005, 01:22 PM
the first thing that came to my mind:

Riley elf! take perfectly nice Mini, and turn it butt ugly

http://www.austin-rover.co.uk/images/mini_08.jpg
http://www.britishcarlinks.com/Riley%20Elf%20Rear.jpg

Renault Twingo isn't a beauty either

ferrarif1fan89
05-24-2005, 07:54 PM
ok, i LOVE classic citroens, cus they are like some of the coolest cars ever. they look pretty darn cool if you ask me. but you want ugly? ok, here goes!

Studebaker Avanti 2
http://img262.echo.cx/img262/8141/studebakeravantiiigoldfale4lp.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Muntz Converible
http://img261.echo.cx/img261/6010/1954muntzconvertiblewhite2dg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Subaru Forester Sti
http://img261.echo.cx/img261/5141/36210sb.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Yablokov
05-24-2005, 08:07 PM
that, or the plastic looking wheels and crappy gloss paint job. looks like one of those model cars... but assembled by an 8 year old without the instructions.