How many kids could you beat up?

[crayzayjay]

I came across this site (http://thedecadentwest.blogspot.com/2005/04/dw-vs-five-year-olds-bring-it-on.html) and i haven't been able to stop laughing since. :lol:


The discussion here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1556673&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=9&o=14&vc=1) is also highly entertaining.


If the battleground is as big as a bball court, i think my magic number is 30 :mrgreen:

[nejcdolinsek]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I'll comment when I can quit laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*heart attack*

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Thanks crayzayjav,

This is fucking hilarious, it brought tears to my eyes 'cause of all the laughing I did, this is superb, everybody should try this out, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Wutputt]

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That's fucking hilarious!!!! My younger brother is asking why I keep on laughing. Would be interesting if he was 5 years old :lol:

[No.1]

LMAO.... the author has a wicked sense of humour :twisted:

[gucom]

lol its pretty good :lol: so how many do u guys think u can handle? i think it all depends on wether or not the kids are light enough to be used as weapons themselves...if u grab 1 of the lil' monsters by the feet and swing it with its head against all the other midget monsters, u might stand a chance... but if not, and they all start biting ya...... :? bad way to die IMO :|

[Wutputt]

i think it all depends on wether or not the kids are light enough to be used as weapons themselves...if u grab 1 of the lil' monsters by the feet and swing it with its head against all the other midget monsters
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
That's a brilliant and very amusing idea!! You sick bastard, gucom :lol: :lol: :lol:

[RC45]

There is a difference between dark humour and this.

It is funny as a hypothetical question - but loses all humour once it becomes a discussion point.

Why not just have a real laugh and wonder how many paraplegics you can take out with a Range River before a chair frame will bust the radiator - or how many 80 year olds you can punch in the face in 300 seconds before the stench of busted colonic bags makes you puke.

[gucom]

You sick bastard, gucom

thanks 8)
and at RC, no1 is taking this seriously, except apparently u.

[EDIT] come to think of it, you should take urself less serious also...especially since, in your case, there is no reason whatsoever to take urself serious...

[crayzayjay]

There is a difference between dark humour and this.

It is funny as a hypothetical question - but loses all humour once it becomes a discussion point.

Why not just have a real laugh and wonder how many paraplegics you can take out with a Range River before a chair frame will bust the radiator - or how many 80 year olds you can punch in the face in 300 seconds before the stench of busted colonic bags makes you puke.
Are you also campaigning against violent computer games? It's just a joke man... :roll:

[RC45]

There is a difference between dark humour and this.

It is funny as a hypothetical question - but loses all humour once it becomes a discussion point.

Why not just have a real laugh and wonder how many paraplegics you can take out with a Range River before a chair frame will bust the radiator - or how many 80 year olds you can punch in the face in 300 seconds before the stench of busted colonic bags makes you puke.
Are you also campaigning against violent computer games? It's just a joke man... :roll:

No I am not campaigning against violent computer games - I really enjoy the release of emptying the BFG into some oncoming zombies - or sniping the enemy in Battlefield 1942 - especially during an online game - knowing the character just sniped was being played by another human being.

I also laugh at jokes... but as with most "Heres a funny thing thought up while drunk last night" topics... those are rarely more than slightly funny in the sober light of day.

I stopped laughing at "drunk" jokes decades ago :) :lol:

[ZfrkS62]

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OMFG, that is too funny! my cheeks and abs are killing me right now from laughing so hard! gucom, your idea is fucking insane! well done :D

RC, i think we all need to pitch in so that you can go to the proctologist and have that stick pulled out :P All this is is a joke. I's not like we're going to turn on ESPN and see this guy smack around 13, 5 year olds. :roll:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

There is a difference between dark humour and this.

It is funny as a hypothetical question - but loses all humour once it becomes a discussion point.

Why not just have a real laugh and wonder how many paraplegics you can take out with a Range River before a chair frame will bust the radiator - or how many 80 year olds you can punch in the face in 300 seconds before the stench of busted colonic bags makes you puke.

Shut up you old fart :lol:

Like you said, you past the age for laughing with these kind of jokes, its quite normal, so relax and let us chilllllllll :wink:

[komotar]

I didn't read the posts above, so sorry if this has been said before...

You fucking lunatics, how could you hurt little kids, and don't give me that
"it's just a hipotetical question". Go to hell.......................Just kidding

I'd take the first kid that comes to hand and use it. I'd just swing away, nobody could come close to me, because I would be turning all the time, and if the kid would start bleeding, well than I'd just take the next one in line :wink:

You sick fuckers, lock this thread :roll:

[noliebro]

this was freaking hillarious but it started to get really twisted at the end, still kinda funny though

[Pokiou]

Hahahah .. jebus frist ... this is the funniest post i have ever read in my life ...

i gotta stop lol ....
no cant sorry :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[SilviaEvo]

LOL!!! 13 little kids running at me screaming would scare teh fuck outta me! :lol: :lol: :lol: