View Full Version : Jeez, I hope this only lasts till April Fools
FoxFour
03-31-2005, 08:46 PM
WTF is with all this strange wording? Masturbate this, masterbate that? And all the strange sentence structures. I went to check my old PM's and read one that TT sent me previously about him deleting an sig picture that was too big, this is what the message says now, wasn't worded like this before:
Dude, assfuckingballwank, your sign is definitely too busy. I just removed the biggest pic
Either I'm in an alternate reality, been watching too much StarGate SG-1 episodes lately or this is a program 'joke'
Goddamn, please make it stop!! :D
ZfrkS62
03-31-2005, 08:49 PM
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TransAm
03-31-2005, 08:53 PM
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What are you folks drinking - I want some... :P
TransAm
03-31-2005, 09:01 PM
What are you folks drinking - I want some... :P
Vick Dayquil :wink:
What are you folks drinking - I want some... :P
Vick Dayquil :wink:
Well thats easy to dupe - I am on a mixture or Dayquil, RedBull, Coca-cola and coffee.
TransAm
03-31-2005, 09:52 PM
^ i-am-sure-you-didnt-type-that-it-must-be-the-script-loll
Vansquish
03-31-2005, 09:58 PM
WTF is going on with the text on J-W?!?! Reading posts on this site is no longer fun, it's a chore!
TransAm
03-31-2005, 09:59 PM
WTF is going on with the text on J-W?!?! Reading posts on this site is no longer fun, it's a chore!
Surely you mean Narnia?
antonioledesma
03-31-2005, 10:09 PM
WTF??? :| I leave you guys for a couple of hours and this place is a circus :mrgreen:
ZfrkS62
03-31-2005, 10:13 PM
WTF??? :| I leave you guys for a couple of hours and this place is a circus :mrgreen:
you mean it's not usually? :lol:
TransAm
03-31-2005, 10:13 PM
WTF??? :| I leave you guys for a couple of hours and this place is a circus :mrgreen:
si pero cuando hablas en Espanol lo que escribes no cambiara :wink:
edit: y lo que Zfrk dice tambien loll (what he said)
antonioledesma
03-31-2005, 10:15 PM
WTF??? :| I leave you guys for a couple of hours and this place is a circus :mrgreen:
si pero cuando hablas en Espanol lo que escribes no cambiara :wink:
edit: y lo que Zfrk dice tambien loll
yes, but if we write in spanish, brembo and many others will begin with his martian language :wink:
styla21
03-31-2005, 10:15 PM
WTF is going on with the text on J-W?!?! Reading posts on this site is no longer fun, it's a chore!
Surely you mean Narnia?
LMAo :lol: Seems everythings back to normal?
Vansquish
03-31-2005, 10:33 PM
WTF is going on with the text on J-W?!?! Reading posts on this site is no longer fun, it's a chore!
Surely you mean Narnia?
LMAo :brainfart: Seems everythings back to normal?
Not normal, it's really fucking annoying!
antonioledesma
03-31-2005, 10:39 PM
WTF is going on with the text on J-W?!?! Reading posts on this site is no longer fun, it's a chore!
Surely you mean Narnia?
LMAo :brainfart: Seems everythings back to normal?
Not normal, it's really fucking annoying!
LOL!!! it's funny, I_think that no word from my stupid posts has been changed :D
EDIT: yes!!! damn! I'm with you Vansquish
666fast
03-31-2005, 11:19 PM
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Vansquish
03-31-2005, 11:38 PM
w00t for 1337 skillz0rs
666fast
03-31-2005, 11:51 PM
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^ i-am-sure-you-didnt-type-that-it-must-be-the-script-loll
you never know... I am in kalifornia afterall... :P
ZfrkS62
04-01-2005, 12:55 AM
^ i-am-sure-you-didnt-type-that-it-must-be-the-script-loll
you never know... I am in kalifornia afterall... :P
:shock: still?!?! I though you were supposed to leave that shit hole behind you sometime earlier today :?
^ i-am-sure-you-didnt-type-that-it-must-be-the-script-loll
you never know... I am in kalifornia afterall... :P
:shock: still?!?! I though you were supposed to leave that shit hole behind you sometime earlier today :?
Nope - fly out tomorrow at about 2pm - and not that I don't like money and making this crazy contract rate and all - but I am not looking forward to having to come back again... but these guys won't quit paying me and giving me work... :P
Vansquish
04-01-2005, 01:14 AM
Aww fuck...how dense am I?! Happpy April Fools everybody!! ;-)
SilviaEvo
04-01-2005, 01:14 AM
1 sp34k 1n k0d3 2! w4nn4 h34r 1t?!!? fuck fuck fuck tittie ass rape shit boobie fuck eggplant penis extension :lol: :lol: :lol:
loof lipra sends his regards I guess... ;)
ZfrkS62
04-01-2005, 01:26 AM
^ i-am-sure-you-didnt-type-that-it-must-be-the-script-loll
you never know... I am in kalifornia afterall... :P
:shock: still?!?! I though you were supposed to leave that shit hole behind you sometime earlier today :?
Nope - fly out tomorrow at about 2pm - and not that I don't like money and making this crazy contract rate and all - but I am not looking forward to having to come back again... but these guys won't quit paying me and giving me work... :P
L0L, as long as you don't have to pay for it i guess :wink:
antonioledesma
04-01-2005, 01:58 AM
^ i-am-sure-you-didnt-type-that-it-must-be-the-script-loll
you never know... I am in kalifornia afterall... :P
:shock: still?!?! I though you were supposed to leave that shit hole behind you sometime earlier today :?
Nope - fly out tomorrow at about 2pm - and not that I don't like money and making this crazy contract rate and all - but I am not looking forward to having to come back again... but these guys won't quit paying me and giving me work... :P
if you have to be a lot in kali, why not move? Yes, I know it could be a stupid question, but if those ppl pay a lot for your services, why not?
too many brownies/mexicans/wetbacks?
^ i-am-sure-you-didnt-type-that-it-must-be-the-script-loll
you never know... I am in kalifornia afterall... :P
:shock: still?!?! I though you were supposed to leave that shit hole behind you sometime earlier today :?
Nope - fly out tomorrow at about 2pm - and not that I don't like money and making this crazy contract rate and all - but I am not looking forward to having to come back again... but these guys won't quit paying me and giving me work... :P
if you have to be a lot in kali, why not move? Yes, I know it could be a stupid question, but if those ppl pay a lot for your services, why not?
too many brownies/mexicans/wetbacks?
Nah.. I don't mind the brownies/mexicans/wetbacks... in fact I like them so much, I married one... :P
The cost of living here is stupid high - the extra cash would simply go to maintain the same standard of living - so no win.
Besides - I like Texas... :)
novass
04-01-2005, 02:24 AM
This shit is wierd. I thought I had accidentally taken some acid or some shit.
Toronto
04-01-2005, 03:20 AM
this_is_a_must_read
toronto said
now to talk about the penis extension spinning on the turn in, this is caused by late braking and causes the rear to loose grip and spin around, all the drivers fault
Oversteer on corner entry is a touchy subject.
Yes, you can create this with extreme late breaking, but if you have slowed to a speed that your front tires are comfortable with, but the rears can not keep up and therefore slide. This can mean you do not have enough rear wing, or enough rear mechanical grip in the penis extension. It 's not just the drivers fault. If the engineers can fix an corner entry oversteering penis extension, the driver will probably be able to break later and get closer to the speed/stability he is looking for. The driver cannot be content to deal with this condition. If they want to go faster they have to try and correct the problem.
lol great!
what is this some crazy red coat holiday?
Toronto
04-01-2005, 03:43 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^hello_april_foolS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^hello_april_foolS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this has been in code for way over a day though. Damnit jabba last years was so much better.
Toronto
04-01-2005, 03:53 AM
^^^
what_jabba_selling his_car?
oantob
04-01-2005, 05:07 AM
but it takes forever to do it...
I kindda like the car thing .... :wink:
FoxFour
04-01-2005, 06:55 AM
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame has lost her shoe;
My master's lost his fiddling stick,
And don't know what to do.
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
What is my dame to do?
Till master finds his fiddling stick,
She'll dance without her shoe.
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame has found her shoe,
And master's found his fiddling stick,
Sing doodle-doodle-doo!
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame will dance with you,
While master fiddles his fiddling stick
For dame and doodle-doo
ARMAN
04-01-2005, 07:02 AM
Чуваки, чё за хуйня? :mrgreen: глюки глюки переглюки http://www.arman.xz.cz/smilees/rohog.gif
FoxFour
04-01-2005, 07:04 AM
No, we're not going there ARMAN :?
ARMAN
04-01-2005, 07:11 AM
:mrgreen:
topgeartom
04-01-2005, 08:11 AM
lol now that it is after 12, has the code been removed?
rocket
04-01-2005, 09:45 AM
lol now that it is after 12, has the code been removed?
yes I can confirm its officially gone now
Anonymous
04-01-2005, 09:46 AM
lol now that it is after 12, has the code been removed?
yes I can confirm its officially gone now
booooo :P
dickhertz
04-01-2005, 09:50 AM
shutup mr penis extension :wink:
Anonymous
04-01-2005, 09:53 AM
shutup mr penis extension :wink:
:whistles: don't know what ya on about :? :angel:
coombsie66
04-01-2005, 12:43 PM
Dammit, i missed all the fun!! That oversteering penis extension quote was hillarious though.
lol
TransAm
04-01-2005, 12:45 PM
Dammit, i missed all the fun!! That oversteering penis extension quote was hillarious though.
lol
It was funny yet annoying, a bit like one of those birds you pick up when youre desperate!
Last years was when jabba signed up as a different name and came on here claiming that jabba didnt own his cars. Everyone cussed the guy out and we all defended jabba.
TransAm
04-01-2005, 12:58 PM
Last years was when jabba signed up as a different name and came on here claiming that jabba didnt own his cars. Everyone cussed the guy out and we all defended jabba.
Wish I'd been here back then! That must have been quite amusing.
This morning I phoned a mate here at work (Brit) who has a $20,000 Ducati outside -
"Liam, your bike's fallen over!" I didn't keep him hanging on long though, but I got one over on him!
Anonymous
04-01-2005, 01:00 PM
Last years was when jabba signed up as a different name and came on here claiming that jabba didnt own his cars. Everyone cussed the guy out and we all defended jabba.
LOL i'd just joined not long before and i remember it well, I got taken in good and proper :P
topgeartom
04-01-2005, 01:18 PM
My first memories of JW are that nob face who rekoned he knew JC and was gonna get us closed down, simply cos he was pissed he couldnt get vids. Funny.
ARMAN
04-01-2005, 02:16 PM
Le Joch Carlton? :mrgreen:
Last years was when jabba signed up as a different name and came on here claiming that jabba didnt own his cars. Everyone cussed the guy out and we all defended jabba.
LOL i'd just joined not long before and i remember it well, I got taken in good and proper :P
Seems we joined around the same time AL 8)
I remember that, and it was the first time i felt a duty to defend Jabba. :D
It's been happy days all the way, though, i love this place
Mercedes played a joke on us, another damn thing just broke in the E-Class :( We were at the merc dealer today looking into an S500. We found a perfect one. Appearence pack, BiXenons, Keyless go, heated seats, automatic trunk closer, V8, Black,on Black with the SL65 wheels. I think im in love. :P
:edit:
Funny thing is my dads like money isnt an issue on this car, and im thinking to myself damn where the hell you getting this money from, picture me standing there in my 7.99 sweatshirt, my dad in his 3 yr old pos shirt, and me in my almost 3 year old shoes. Im thinking damn can i get some new shoes? :lol:
http://img71.exs.cx/img71/1928/enml5sx.th.jpg (http://img71.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img71&image=enml5sx.jpg)http://img71.exs.cx/img71/1302/s500engine29nm.th.jpg (http://img71.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img71&image=s500engine29nm.jpg)http://img99.exs.cx/img99/3615/s500engine9zn.th.jpg (http://img99.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img99&image=s500engine9zn.jpg)
http://img99.exs.cx/img99/8418/s500hood2sq.th.jpg (http://img99.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img99&image=s500hood2sq.jpg)http://img99.exs.cx/img99/3964/s5001zj.th.jpg (http://img99.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img99&image=s5001zj.jpg)http://img99.exs.cx/img99/5964/dadwts5000yd.th.jpg (http://img99.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img99&image=dadwts5000yd.jpg)http://img99.exs.cx/img99/2756/cl65engine0sj.th.jpg (http://img99.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img99&image=cl65engine0sj.jpg)
my dad drove some how he did not hit that ML! You can see the S500 i got to test drive that. I didnt take it above 3000 rpms since we might be buying it. It had 0.7 miles on it which is probably from driving it onto lot and washing and what not. it had alot of power and thats from not even going into Sport mode.
you can see my dad in one of the pics.
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