Refefer
03-22-2005, 11:40 PM
There's nothing worse than a doctor's snotty receptionist who insists you
tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us
have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached
the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor
for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and then, discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others,
if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man decided to try again and so
he walked out, waited a minute and then re-entered and stood in front of the
receptionist.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us
have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached
the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor
for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and then, discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others,
if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man decided to try again and so
he walked out, waited a minute and then re-entered and stood in front of the
receptionist.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.