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GT-R_R34
10-17-2003, 07:21 PM
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight! .................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

TT
10-17-2003, 07:22 PM
LOL; not so easy for me, english not beeing my first language, but funny! :D

deth
10-17-2003, 07:35 PM
hehehe...thats hilarious :lol:

AlienDB7
10-17-2003, 08:45 PM
LMAO... this is very funny.

1zippo1
10-17-2003, 08:52 PM
hehe, very nice find!!

SkylineGTR34VspecII
10-17-2003, 08:55 PM
That is so hysterical. Nice one :lol:

Jabba
10-17-2003, 09:00 PM
funny indid, :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol:

Kangaroo Boy
10-18-2003, 12:55 AM
:lol: LMAO,chinese is easy to learn,lol j/k

sikx5
10-18-2003, 01:16 AM
hahahahahahaha...nice find dude :mrgreen:

suqish76
10-18-2003, 11:32 AM
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni


HAHAHAHA I love that one
very funny, good find

themailman34
10-18-2003, 12:02 PM
LMAO, I hope there are no Chinese people on the boards :D

SFDMALEX
10-18-2003, 12:57 PM
LMAO, I hope there are no Chinese people on the boards :D

I know a few :wink: But these are jokes, nothing personal......

robruf
11-16-2003, 03:02 PM
That is some Fa king funny shit.

stracing
11-21-2003, 06:09 AM
LMAO, I hope there are no Chinese people on the boards :D
yea i'm chinese, i'm gonna sue your fucking ass for being racist!!!

haha just kidding...i found it funny too

scubywrxr
11-28-2003, 04:18 PM
sorry, no offense meant stracing.. I have quite a few asian pals who taught this was very funny.. in fact one of them emailed this to me... :lol:

stracing
11-28-2003, 06:08 PM
yea i know...i found it funny myself.
no offense taken :)

stradale
11-29-2003, 08:17 AM
LMAO! Saying it out loud gets best results, haha!

Zonda11
12-21-2003, 02:01 PM
:D :D :D

oldsnail
12-22-2003, 12:36 AM
LMAO, I hope there are no Chinese people on the boards :D

chin - glish

pimrusis
12-27-2003, 10:56 PM
Halarious, Truly Halarious