poems ....

[saadie]

Mary had a little skirt
With slits right up the sides
And everytime she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
And everytime she crossed her legs
The boys could see her :D

[DeMoN]

cunt? even though it doesnt 100% rhyme...

[ikon2003]

cute...

[findleybeast]

so who is this "mary"?
i'd like to meet her...

[BADMIHAI]

The boys could see her



cock? :twisted:

[findleybeast]

^lol :lol:

[neothealien]

The boys could see her



cock? :twisted:

d00d thats messed up..

[saadie]

Mary had a broken bike
She rode it on the grass
But every time the wheel went round
A spoke went up her arse
:lol:

There was a young couple named Kelly
Who had to live belly to belly,
Because once, in their haste,
They used wallpaper paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.
:P

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky,
Jill forgot to take the pill and out popped baby Frankie
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[findleybeast]

haha saadie where do you come up with these? :D

[ikon2003]

Lol - maybe it's like the "telephone game" across the globe (where the message gets distorted the farther along it goes) - by the time it reaches pakistan, this is the kind of stuff the kids learn.

JK man :wink: creative stuff - :)