SFDMALEX
12-31-2004, 02:24 AM
I found this on urban dictionary. Take it with a sense of humour please :wink:
For some reason due to the kind of internet exploration I do, my hotmail account has recently been attacked by a seemingly unending chain of porn offers. One of them told me that they had just launched two new sites showcasing the best kind of hardcore teens – Asians and Russians. For lack of a better distraction, I decided to check one of them out. I chose the Russians. And this is what it said – no joke, bad grammar and all: “Since the fall of communism in Russia, these girls are finally free to do what they’ve always craved for. And that is to fuck all day, all night, all week, all the time.” And then a little lower there was a quote from one of their girls named Svetlana that said: “In Moscow I would fuck you for a pack of cigarettes.” I mean seriously, some poor, dirty, freezing Muscovite teenager is selling her pussy because it’s the only way she can feed her nicotine – not even her crack, but her nicotine – addiction, and I’m supposed to be leaking precum. Russia is a shithole. It’s not full of slutty 35-year-old looking blonde teenagers who only want to fuck you – kay, well maybe it is, but not in a good way. I had a friend who went there once and while she was there, there was a bomb that blew up in a subway station and she saw dead bodies being carried out from underground. And you didn’t even hear about it in the news because shit like that goes down there like every day. People there drink vodka like water and are forced to join the army at like 14 and depend entirely on an underground economy. Heaven, you’re thinking – maybe, if you’re a fake non-yuppy on a drug binge vacation, but not if you actually live it. If you’re wondering why I didn’t give a personal anecdote it’s because I don’t have one, because I’ve never been there, and if you’re wondering how I can so easily write off a place I’ve never been, it’s because I’m smart enough to know that there’s nothing but crime and ice and alcoholics up in there and you should never, ever go. Whatever, the point is, don’t support Russian porn, because the teenagers you see are actually teenagers. Or, actually do, because they’ll die from nicotine withdrawal if you don’t.
Ana: "I used to fuck top ex-KGB agents."
For some reason due to the kind of internet exploration I do, my hotmail account has recently been attacked by a seemingly unending chain of porn offers. One of them told me that they had just launched two new sites showcasing the best kind of hardcore teens – Asians and Russians. For lack of a better distraction, I decided to check one of them out. I chose the Russians. And this is what it said – no joke, bad grammar and all: “Since the fall of communism in Russia, these girls are finally free to do what they’ve always craved for. And that is to fuck all day, all night, all week, all the time.” And then a little lower there was a quote from one of their girls named Svetlana that said: “In Moscow I would fuck you for a pack of cigarettes.” I mean seriously, some poor, dirty, freezing Muscovite teenager is selling her pussy because it’s the only way she can feed her nicotine – not even her crack, but her nicotine – addiction, and I’m supposed to be leaking precum. Russia is a shithole. It’s not full of slutty 35-year-old looking blonde teenagers who only want to fuck you – kay, well maybe it is, but not in a good way. I had a friend who went there once and while she was there, there was a bomb that blew up in a subway station and she saw dead bodies being carried out from underground. And you didn’t even hear about it in the news because shit like that goes down there like every day. People there drink vodka like water and are forced to join the army at like 14 and depend entirely on an underground economy. Heaven, you’re thinking – maybe, if you’re a fake non-yuppy on a drug binge vacation, but not if you actually live it. If you’re wondering why I didn’t give a personal anecdote it’s because I don’t have one, because I’ve never been there, and if you’re wondering how I can so easily write off a place I’ve never been, it’s because I’m smart enough to know that there’s nothing but crime and ice and alcoholics up in there and you should never, ever go. Whatever, the point is, don’t support Russian porn, because the teenagers you see are actually teenagers. Or, actually do, because they’ll die from nicotine withdrawal if you don’t.
Ana: "I used to fuck top ex-KGB agents."