How stupid can parents be?

[gis]

a brand new bow - £600

High performance carbon arrows - £10 each

A professional archery target in the backyard - £80

http://img157.exs.cx/img157/3729/000_0832.jpg

Forgetting to set something on the new bow string and releasing the arrow into the door frame............PRICELESS

[TT]

Well, as I told you on MSN already.. simply a BIG LMAOOOOOO!!

I would have liked to see yours or your mom's face when entering the room :D

[666fast]

LOL, thats fucking awesome. Screw shooting a target, I gotta doorframe to kill!

Did your mom scream? :lol:

[gis]

LOL she has yet to see it.but we are leaving it there for her when she see's it in the morning

[topgeartom]

sorry, im being really slow here - did your mom accidentally do that or what?

(im tired, and have a cold - thats myflat-out piss poor excuse, sorry) :D

[nejcdolinsek]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Congradulations gis, you have just made my day !!! :D

[gis]

sorry, im being really slow here - did your mom accidentally do that or what?

(im tired, and have a cold - thats myflat-out piss poor excuse, sorry) :D

lol no not my mum,my dad did it :lol:

[TransAm]

LMAO!!!

Gis, get some readymix polyfilla and a tester pot of white gloss - no-one will be able to tell and it'll only take 10 minutes to sort out

Your parents probably have that in their garage somewhere already!

[topgeartom]

lol thanks for clearing that up

is your mother the sort of person who will go apeshit, or just laugh when she sees it?!

[coombsie66]

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAH, nice one danny, your mums gunna go mad!!! lol
Your dad must be a pretty good shot to get it in the door frame tho!! If he'd have hit the wall youd have been well fucked!! lol good luck to your dad in explaining! hehe :D

[gis]

LOL nah it was a pretty shit shot actually.......now for the explanation of how it happened.the bow string and other parts of his bow were new......he had to seal a certain part by burning wax and sum other things onto the string.......he was about to do it but went to do sumthin else instead.got back and forgot he hadnt done it,pulled the bow back and snap.........cracked himself in the face.......and the arrow went straight into the frame,i came down and he said "Dan....i had an accident"........then later said "it looked really cool though when it hit"

as i just told 666fast,who says you have to be young to be stupid,LOL

[coombsie66]

LOL nah it was a pretty shit shot actually.......now for the explanation of how it happened.the bow string and other parts of his bow were new......he had to seal a certain part by burning wax and sum other things onto the string.......he was about to do it but went to do sumthin else instead.got back and forgot he hadnt done it,pulled the bow back and snap.........cracked himself in the face.......and the arrow went straight into the frame,i came down and he said "Dan....i had an accident"........then later said "it looked really cool though when it hit"

as i just told 666fast,who says you have to be young to be stupid,LOL

HAHA LMAO mental image sent me giggling for ages!! lol
If you'd have caught it on camera, you could have bribed your dad for anything, saying you'd show it to his archery class if he didnt give you what you wanted!! lol

So did you come downstairs after the wave of expleetives and shouts reached you!? :wink: hehe

[gis]

LOL i wish i woud have cought it on camera myself,i wish i had been stood there as it actually happened,but i came down just after it happened and the explanation as he told me had me on the floor with laughter.i wonder what my mum will do though,i gotta admit to you,this isnt the first time it happened,although last time it wasnt a mistake he made,just bad timing and after what happened last time my mum made him replace the whole door

[cho_888]

hahah that is really funny! lucky it didnt hit anything else!! if that was my house the present would be long out the door

[gis]

LOL i will tell you my mums reaction 2morrow.should be fun..he has tried to hide the mark and hole but....i have a nice picture ready to show her :lol:

[africanmojo]

just love the whole it looked cool when it hit part that made me laugh as it is such a guy thing to do forget the damage and everything because it looked so cool.
:D :D :D

[ZfrkS62]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
This is too good! set up a video camera to catch the whole conversation..or at least the dumbfounded look on her face :lol:

thanks for laugh gis!

[5vz-fe]

It's almost christmas, ppl will do stupid things more often than usual due to influence of alcohol

[dingo]

LMAO....thats great, let us know what happens next. :lol:

[saadie]

haha .... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[gis]

It's almost christmas, ppl will do stupid things more often than usual due to influence of alcohol

do you think i would let sum1 with a full competition bow fire it through the house after having a drink of alchohol......me thinks not

Ronin005 - the bow was no gift,just what my dad does for a hobby.......hobby as in archery not shooting arrows into door frames that is,lol

and my mums reaction wasnt as bad as i thought all she did was go down and look at it and said to my dad "they have archery ranges for one good reason you know"

[saadie]

they have archery ranges for one good reason you know
:lol:
but nothings better then a self made range .. lol ..
from in the house to the lawn .. lol

[gis]

lol,funny thing is you got it spot on.he has access to a whole field with everything he needs,but british weather bein as great it is he coudlt go as yesterday it was extremely windy and rainy,so he has for a while now on occasions were he cant go to the fields,sets up a range from the front door....through the lounge......through the kitchen...........out the back door......right to the back of the yard

[topgeartom]

lol,funny thing is you got it spot on.he has access to a whole field with everything he needs,but british weather bein as great it is he coudlt go as yesterday it was extremely windy and rainy,so he has for a while now on occasions were he cant go to the fields,sets up a range from the front door....through the lounge......through the kitchen...........out the back door......right to the back of the yard

lol ahh...British ingenuity!!!

[neilo63]

Its nothing untill it hits a car or goes through a window... or a small furry animal hahah nice shot man. Do those tips get blunt easy?

[stradale]

LMAO! Very funny story, Danny... :lol:

[gis]

Its nothing untill it hits a car or goes through a window... or a small furry animal hahah nice shot man. Do those tips get blunt easy?

amazingly there was no damage to the arrow,hit that wooden frame at a pretty high rate of speed and went into that wood close to about an inch.but no damage to the arrow.

here is the bow used,lol

http://img158.exs.cx/img158/7210/000_0833.jpg

[saadie]

lol ... nice to hear everything survived ..

awsome archery kit ya got there 8)

[TT]

Yes for sure I wouldn't walk around too much! more like crawling!

I was also wondering what is actually behind the target in the backyard... somebody else's backyard? In that case, i bet the enjoy your dad's activity a lot :D probably the whole family always wear medieval chainmail when going out!

[gis]

yeah i walk around like a rohirrim rider out of lord of the rings :P

anyway behind the target outside is a huge wall so no arrows will go beyond our backyard.also he only ever fires it when my mum is upstairs in bed or when we are both out.he only uses it int he house when he has to set it up for sumthing :)

[BADMIHAI]

Yes for sure I wouldn't walk around too much! more like crawling!

I was also wondering what is actually behind the target in the backyard... somebody else's backyard? In that case, i bet the enjoy your dad's activity a lot :D probably the whole family always wear medieval chainmail when going out!


That's fucking hilarious dude! :lol:

[Ill Dottore]

LMAOOOOO

That's the highlight of my day!

[coombsie66]

It's almost christmas, ppl will do stupid things more often than usual due to influence of alcohol

do you think i would let sum1 with a full competition bow fire it through the house after having a drink of alchohol......me thinks not



LOL, i admire your self control, in my house it would be the first thing picked up after a few pints!! :wink: :P

[gis]

LOL well using it when drunk woudl be a bad idea.breaking it woudlnt be a nice thing,the price i gave at the opening post for the cost fo the bow wasnt made up,thats how much it cost,so if he broke it,you can imagine how pissed he would be :lol:

[bmwmpower]

Can be very dangerous

[gis]

^^^ lighten up,it wasnt like he was tryin to shoot an apple off my head

[saadie]

lmao ....... :lol: :lol:

[BADMIHAI]

^^^ lighten up,it wasnt like he was tryin to shoot an apple off my head

You might not say the same thing next Christmas. :wink: