fireguy
12-14-2004, 03:24 PM
okay......so up in heaven god lets st. peter know that its getting pretty crowded, so he should screen anyone that shows up at the pearly gates before letting them in............
......meanwhile bakc on earth, a busload of nuns goes off a cliff and all of a sudden there's a huge lineup at the gates of heaven...........following the new policy, st. peter asks the first nun in line if she has ever sinned in her life..........."heavens no, st. peter, errr, umm except that timewhen i was a little girl and i touched a penis with my finger"............st peter blushes and tells her to dip the offending finger in the holy water fountain after which she enters.......
second nun steps forward, and the same question is asked, to which she coily replies-"well, when i was young and foolish, i stroked a penis with my left hand.....st peter starts sweating and after thinking about it, he lets her in after dipping her hand in the holy water...............at this moment, there's a big rucus in the lineup, as one of the nuns starts hysterically pushing and shoving the others out of her way to get to the front.............one of the nuns angrily asks-"what's your hurry, sister! wait your turn in line!!"........to which the nun replies- "no way!......if i'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, i wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"
......meanwhile bakc on earth, a busload of nuns goes off a cliff and all of a sudden there's a huge lineup at the gates of heaven...........following the new policy, st. peter asks the first nun in line if she has ever sinned in her life..........."heavens no, st. peter, errr, umm except that timewhen i was a little girl and i touched a penis with my finger"............st peter blushes and tells her to dip the offending finger in the holy water fountain after which she enters.......
second nun steps forward, and the same question is asked, to which she coily replies-"well, when i was young and foolish, i stroked a penis with my left hand.....st peter starts sweating and after thinking about it, he lets her in after dipping her hand in the holy water...............at this moment, there's a big rucus in the lineup, as one of the nuns starts hysterically pushing and shoving the others out of her way to get to the front.............one of the nuns angrily asks-"what's your hurry, sister! wait your turn in line!!"........to which the nun replies- "no way!......if i'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, i wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"