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GT-R_R34
12-06-2004, 05:05 PM
NO SPEEKA DA ENGLIS
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following: "Emma come first.
Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they
come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta
time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives........." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.......... "Who
talkin' abouta sexa?..... I'm a justa tellin' my frienda, how to spella
'Mississippi!" I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN !!

ARMAN
12-06-2004, 05:54 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha............*ARMAN falls down from the chair and laught his ass off* :lol:

Cornutu
12-07-2004, 04:53 PM
that's amazing

TT
12-07-2004, 05:03 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOO!

SPEEDKILLAR
12-07-2004, 05:17 PM
LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

m3mys3lf4ndi
12-07-2004, 05:18 PM
buhahahahahahahah

good one!!!!

SilviaEvo
12-08-2004, 01:50 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: i read it again :lol: :lol: :lol:

Daggernite
12-08-2004, 02:52 AM
very very good :lol: