GAWD!!! Get That Ford Crap Away from My Name!!!

[Anonymous]

:bad-words: :agrue: :crazyeyes: :bad-words: EEEK!!! Geeeze ford http://kitty-killers.no-ip.com/piss.gif is a 4 letter word!!!!

[TT]

LMAO!!! :D

[gis]

ouch to coombsie66,the focus rocks dude,lol

[SplitVision8]

hahahaha i know exactly what you're talking about Krazy :lol: :lol:

[coombsie66]

Yeah but fords r different over in the states 2 over ere in england!
ours kick ass! (well mine nyway!! :wink: )
Dun no why , but most of my automotive education has revolved around fords, ragging various escorts, fiestas round fields, breaking em, fixin em and now i have one on the road!!
Its a tad more technical now than the old ones!!!!

[coombsie66]

That focus in tt's sig looks 2 b packing a V8 i think, they look like air filters poking out of the bonnet, like the tvr tuscans!
If it had 1 inch larger wheels, and no gay ass roof scoop and graphics i recon it wud look pretty gud, especially if its packing a v8!!!!!!hehe RWD ofcourse!

[Anonymous]

... I had to do it, I'm a Chevy man! Fords...... arugh, there ok, I must give them credit where its due..... I tortured my fair share of 302's and 351's back in my stock car days, its the ONLY V8 I have ever seen get so friggin hot that if you were in a dark aera and looked under the hood (dared to more approaitely) you would see that the entire engine was glowing a dark dull red!!! Well the oil inside WAS violently boiling and on FIRE LMAO huge hissing colums of flames coming out of the valve cover breathers (boiling oil makes gasoline) the vapors come out the breathers dump onto the bright red exhaust manifolds and whoomp instant mini Refinery ford style!!!!
Any other engine Ive thrashed either siezed or died before it got to the point it made gas from its crankcase oil !!!!

http://kitty-killers.no-ip.com/piss_guy.gifFordhttp://kitty-killers.no-ip.com/piss.gif, I STILL DONT LIKE THEM!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TT]

That focus in tt's sig looks 2 b packing a V8 i think, they look like air filters poking out of the bonnet, like the tvr tuscans!
If it had 1 inch larger wheels, and no gay ass roof scoop and graphics i recon it wud look pretty gud, especially if its packing a v8!!!!!!hehe RWD ofcourse!

Not sure, but looking at the usual tuning presented in the mag, it's not a V8, but the engine IMO is stock or almost stock.. maybe "only" an ST170 as a base...

Anyway, I'm sure you're waiting for the new Focus Cossie! The RS is still not enough! We need to see that 300 hp mark reached, isn't it?

[Anonymous]

hahahaha i know exactly what you're talking about Krazy :lol: :lol:



ROFLMAO......... this post has to have gotten the most responses in the shortest time ever LMAO......... Seriously, no offense guys. LooL

[Anonymous]

hahahaha i know exactly what you're talking about Krazy :lol: :lol:


Cool Avatar!! You by chance standing in the *shade* ?

[coombsie66]

Yeah, poor people like me trying 2 defend my cars stature!!!!!!!! He He
Yeah TT, its more the 4wd system im watin 4, finaly donuts!!! hehe, 300 bhp wud b nice 2, but 500 wud b better!!! hehe
u ever hear bout the 515bhp rwd cossie engined focus made, its well quick

[TT]

Yeah, poor people like me trying 2 defend my cars stature!!!!!!!! He He
Yeah TT, its more the 4wd system im watin 4, finaly donuts!!! hehe, 300 bhp wud b nice 2, but 500 wud b better!!! hehe
u ever hear bout the 515bhp rwd cossie engined focus made, its well quick

Uhm.. nope, never heard..

Anyway, the last Cossie was really an amazing car.. I had a ride, as a passenger, in a black one, tuned to around 350 (dynoed, but I can't remember) and it scared me.. really :)

Anyway, the new one should rock!

[gis]

the record for caravan pullin in a car is held by a british guy called martin reyland,in an escort cossie

[SplitVision8]

hahahaha i know exactly what you're talking about Krazy :lol: :lol:


Cool Avatar!! You by chance standing in the *shade* ?
i wish that was me in the shade...we don't get waves like that here on the east coast :( so i definitely need to make a trip to socal or even better, HAWAII

[coombsie66]

http://www.ish3.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/a1_cossie_focus.wmv
Now this thing looks fun!!!!

[coombsie66]

I want that car sooooo much!

[gis]

one of the guys who makes redline magazine,he has one of his cars,a 500hp sierra cosworth i think

[coombsie66]

Yeah, renton, he has a BMW 3 series E36, powered by a 400 bhp cossie lump (used 2 b 512, then he blew that one up!!) and he's building a track car, from a sierra cossie, tuned 2 about 500 bhp and totaly stripped out.
RWD + 500 bhp + insanely large turbo = Lots of fun!!! :D

[gis]

yup thats right,the E36 he has is fantastic

[TT]

http://www.ish3.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/a1_cossie_focus.wmv
Now this thing looks fun!!!!

Great vid, thanks!

[coombsie66]

Yeah, ive had it ages, just remembered the link, that thing does 187mph i think, i want more vids of it!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Unfortunate Cosworth, Yamaha, and Mercury and others have to get in and do the *right stuff* to get fords going these days, Old Henry wouldn't think too highly of that I think. "It's kids these days, they are too derned lazy to be bothered with traditional company values and integrity" quoteed by some big fat overpaid, stuffed shirt advertising/foriegn importations, Chief pencil sharpening executive in a Transvestite Lap Dance Bar outside Fords Telegraph Road plant, Detroit, Michigan....

[coombsie66]

LMAO, thats the longest insult ive seen in a long while!!
Gud 2 c ur well and truly back KH!!!
U feelin gud fella?

[Anonymous]

:D Yes n No.... The Lafter definatly helps, shit I know I'm bored if I'm dreamin shit like a pencil sharpening exec in a Tranny Lap Dance Bar LMAO :shock: and to think I have relatives working in that plant on Telegraph LOL!!! :D


But I think you guys may have missed a *Bells n Whistles go off, Jabba :idea: Grins!* KH CLASSIC Story a ways back about 302's and 351 Ford V8's. It's absoluty true too...... cept I left out the part about missing the Sprint Car Main cause I was watchin the Refinery!!! Hehe, didn't matter I was ahead enough in points I could have went on a month Vacation and still won the Chanpionship that year LOL :)

[maalox]

http://www.ish3.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/a1_cossie_focus.wmv
Now this thing looks fun!!!!

How is that dude sliding around so much in an FWD car? He must be absolutely pounding it haha

Did anyone else see the test mule in this month's evo for the next-gen Cossie? Looks pretty amazing to me. All those people who bought the RS are going to be pissed in about 2 years!

[BADMIHAI]

Welcome back, Krazy, Krazy_Hawaiian! It's good to know you're doing better!

[SDK2003]

There is nothing wrong with Ford !!!

Vauxhall make duller cars
French cars have worse build quality

The Ford Focus is the class leader in the 4 door small family car sector and it also won the best built car in world during a recent independent test done in Germany

[Jabba]

I am still waiting for someone to come up with an idea to replace the car names as ranks...that everyone will be happy with.... :D

[gis]

There is nothing wrong with Ford !!!

Vauxhall make duller cars
French cars have worse build quality

The Ford Focus is the class leader in the 4 door small family car sector and it also won the best built car in world during a recent independent test done in Germany

mines the only french car that is built properly :D :P

LMAO

[Anonymous]

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http://kitty-killers.no-ip.com


This just in Britney Goes Crazy and Kills Hundreds of katz in a sexual killing frenzy!!!!!

[coombsie66]

LMFAO thats dam gud krazy!

Im hoping that was a lot of sarcasm in ur post maloox!!!??

[666fast]

Heh, LOL! Way to go Krazy, Jabba turned me into a Curb Monkey. :lol: :lol:

I think Corner Jockey would look better. :P :wink:

and now for an absolute over use of smilies.

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[SplitVision8]

hahaha...thanks for helping to get rid of the Ford next to my name Krazy :lol: 8)

[Jabba]

well for now I have decided to go with some cutt down boxing ranks...as I think this works...as you would be a light weight or heavyweight poster etc

1. Flyweight 50
2. Featherweight 100
3. Lightweight 250
4. Middleweight 500
5. Super Middleweight 1000
6. Light Heavyweight 2500
7. Heavyweight 5000

[Jabba]

you gotta watch wrong car right car tonight Krazy...its so funny...the way the bald guy goes...I dont like Fords much actually....hahahhaha I thought of you...and this is obvisouly another person that wouldnt have liked the old ranking system either !!! :lol:

[coombsie66]

Oh man, does no1 like fords!!?? Yeah they aint the most desirable, or the quickest, but they r gud 4 cheap thrills, im stickin by my car, its fun affordable, and i think the focus looks quite gud still. (ofcourse im biest!!)

[novass]

:bad-words: :agrue: :crazyeyes: :bad-words: EEEK!!! Geeeze ford http://kitty-killers.no-ip.com/piss.gif is a 4 letter word!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!! look at my license plate "FORD BTR" haha...i got that as a christmas present from my brother. were a Chevy family LOL

i dont really care about the rivalry thing, its just for fun. i would much rather roll a Ford then a Hyundai or something like that. well unless it was the Hyundai rally car...even then id rather drive the Focus, well id drive any WRC car!!

[gis]

Oh man, does no1 like fords!!?? Yeah they aint the most desirable, or the quickest, but they r gud 4 cheap thrills, im stickin by my car, its fun affordable, and i think the focus looks quite gud still. (ofcourse im biest!!)

i like fords,gimme an escort cossie anyday

[Stuffed Shirt]

What? You guys keep the Focus up there, but not my Autobahn Mercedes Escort SE?

This is an INSULT! Mine has genuine Mercedes emblems on it and everything!!

AutoBarf Escort (http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/da2/1aa/da21aaf2-b6e0-4ae9-b6f5-668e1a884127)

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/da2/1aa/da21aaf2-b6e0-4ae9-b6f5-668e1a884127

[RC45]

Holy Resurrected dead-threads ... The is a job for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy "To the invisible boat-mobeeeeeeele!!!"

[Svensson]

Epic topic kick.

[HeilSvenska]

5 years. That must be a new record?

[RC45]

5 years. That must be a new record?

Yep - this is one of the very first threads... evaaa

[nthfinity]

Yep - this is one of the very first threads... evaaa

Hard to want to lock it... I mean... 5 years on is really something on a site that is just recently 5 years old!

Anyway... 2 posts, both containing a photoshopped image of some BS...