RS Patrik
12-01-2004, 09:24 AM
A contractor parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show
it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a Truck
comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before
speeding off.
Distraught, the contractor grabs his cell phone and calls the cops. Five
minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the contractor starts
screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is
ruined! No matter how long it's in the shop it'll simply never be the
same again!"
After the contractor finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his
head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody
contractors are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions
that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the
contractor.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise your left arm was torn off
when the truck hit you?"
The contractor looks down in absolute horror. "F**king hell!" he
screams.
"Where's my Rolex?!"
it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a Truck
comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before
speeding off.
Distraught, the contractor grabs his cell phone and calls the cops. Five
minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the contractor starts
screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is
ruined! No matter how long it's in the shop it'll simply never be the
same again!"
After the contractor finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his
head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody
contractors are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions
that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the
contractor.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise your left arm was torn off
when the truck hit you?"
The contractor looks down in absolute horror. "F**king hell!" he
screams.
"Where's my Rolex?!"