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BADMIHAI
11-14-2004, 09:48 AM
Click it! You know you want to.


http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,12529-1355752,00.html

possessed_beaver
11-14-2004, 10:26 AM
lol, if he has to say something he certinaly will,

but i think he was just fishing for laughs with the stupid statments on what they are wearing to the races, i don't exacley see clarkson as much of a stylish person.

evoWalo
11-14-2004, 10:35 AM
lol, if he has to say something he certinaly will,

but i think he was just fishing for laughs with the stupid statments on what they are wearing to the races, i don't exacley see clarkson as much of a stylish person.
with hair like his he very much isnt. ;)

Wutputt
11-14-2004, 11:06 AM
LMAO, "And to my certain knowledge nobody is suggesting that each driver has to race while under the influence of a different drug. Imagine that: Schumacher on acid, Coulthard on coke and Raikkonen on grass."

Great column of Jeremy. I love his humour.

Darkel
11-14-2004, 11:31 AM
"At the end of the year the best driver wins the driver’s championship because he has made the best use of whatever machinery was made available to him. And the best team would win the team championship because their faster cars would mask the inadequacies of, say, David Coulthard. "

Lol, he really doesn't like Coulthard :wink:
This was a funny article :mrgreen:

astonmartinandy
11-14-2004, 11:43 AM
It is presented in a funny way (as with all Clarkson articles) but I think it is infact a very interesting solution and could finally provide us with a more even playing field.. Unfortunately coporate sponsorship of cars/drivers wouldn't really agree with the "proposal" me thinks

antonioledesma
11-14-2004, 12:25 PM
He's a funny guy, and by the article it seems he's tired (just like me) of the boooring seasons these last few years. Lets be honest, even hardcore ferrari fans don't like the gigantic difference between ferrari and other teams
Yes, it's great to see your team win, and next race have 1-2 places, and so on, but I don't expect each formula one race as other years. The only thing I say is: OMG, I'll see it just for some crashes and for who came in second, third, etc

BADMIHAI
11-14-2004, 12:52 PM
I refuse to watch F1 anymore. It's too fucking boring. :fist:

PATo355
11-14-2004, 02:07 PM
Imagine that: Schumacher on acid, Coulthard on coke and Raikkonen on grass.



hahaha

Max Power
11-14-2004, 06:04 PM
The drivers, I feel sure, would love this too because they’d be freed from the short-sleeved branded shirts and could spend their weekends off having parachute-sex instead of looking at a young offender’s circuit board.

.....ahahaha
his plan is genious.....turbocharging Minardis = gold

sameerrao
11-14-2004, 06:17 PM
LOL

ferrari550
11-14-2004, 07:07 PM
The best f1 article ever, i loved it!

Ill Dottore
11-15-2004, 11:22 PM
Gold... PURE GOLD!!

Cheers!

jakaracman
11-16-2004, 05:22 AM
He's 100% right AND it makes a good read ...

BADMIHAI
11-16-2004, 02:01 PM
I read his column every week. He updates it weekely, so you guys should bookmark that site. He has awesome car reviews, with the usual Clarkson humour.

racer_f50
11-16-2004, 07:39 PM
"I like to believe that when the races are over the drivers climb into their private jets with some of the pit girls and play hide-the-sausage all the way back to their penthouses in Monte Carlo."
"In Formula One Renault is the only team that seems to understand that the sport is all about glamour, excitement and danger, and having unusual sex with ice-white, 9ft-tall stick-insect women with cartoon lips and breasts that boing upwards when you take their bras off."

haha, thats great.
always love Clarkson's editorials :)

chipanggo
11-16-2004, 10:57 PM
:lol: funny article by jc. i always find his humor entertaining.

BADMIHAI
11-17-2004, 08:40 PM
"I like to believe that when the races are over the drivers climb into their private jets with some of the pit girls and play hide-the-sausage all the way back to their penthouses in Monte Carlo."
"In Formula One Renault is the only team that seems to understand that the sport is all about glamour, excitement and danger, and having unusual sex with ice-white, 9ft-tall stick-insect women with cartoon lips and breasts that boing upwards when you take their bras off."

haha, thats great.
always love Clarkson's editorials :)

I'm just surprised he got away with writing that and it not being censored. :P

tekwar
12-06-2004, 10:24 PM
Turbo charging a minardi would provide a welcome boost of entertainment i agree, but i doubt any of the teams would be happy with that...hah. But some sort of a performance boost for the lowest team would be nice of give them some sort of a handicap just make them closer to the 2nd last place team on the grid at least.

biff19_a
12-15-2004, 01:07 AM
the basic idea of having different drivers in a different car each week i believe is not new.. correct me if im wrong but i know i read it in an autosport article about potential rule changes that Mosley was trying to get passed...
great idea that..
beyond that usual Clackson humour and witt good article