Some nice conversations !!!

[Mopsdrops]

He : Mmm, did'nt I saw you before ?
She : Yes, that's why I don't come here anymore

--- --- ---

He : To my house or to you're house ?
She : both, you too your home, I to my home

--- --- ---

He : I would like to call you, what's you thelephone number ?
She : it's in the phonebook

--- --- ---

He : may I have the last dance from you ?
She : You just had it

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He : I know what woman wan't
She : Why don't you leave me alone then ?

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:lol: there are some good one's between :lol:

[TRAVIS]

Some more:
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Ways to Turn Down Men

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

~T~
8)

[Mopsdrops]

Some more:
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Ways to Turn Down Men

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

~T~
8)

MUAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! thanks, they're really great :rofl:

[TRAVIS]

Mops -
they had some funny little pictures to go with them, but I can't move them here :cry:

~T~ 8)

[SPEEDKILLAR]

:lol: not bad....

[Mopsdrops]

Mops -
they had some funny little pictures to go with them, but I can't move them here :cry:

~T~ 8)
damn !!!!
if it are animated gifs I don't know either how it must be done

but if it are pics: and then between them the link to the pic. if the pic is on a page with other stuff then right click, then take 'properties' , copie that link and but them between the img's :wink:

[sndr]

Pretty funny i don't hope that much woman's will read this :D

[TRAVIS]

mops -
thanx -
animated :cry:
little cartoon things -
not great, but cute -

~T~ 8)

[davide]

haha, harsh commenst!

never would like to experience that...