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HeilSvenska
11-03-2004, 09:12 PM
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Hooray! The lions are alright!
TAIPEI — A lion mauled a man after climbing into an enclosure at Taipei Zoo on Wednesday.
The 46-year old man stood in front of two African lions and tried to convert them to Christianity.
The man repeatedly shouted, "Jesus will save you" before the large male lion bit his right leg and arm.
Zoo workers used tranquilizer guns and water hoses to drive the lions away from the intruder.
Local reports said the man could have been more seriously injured if the lions had not been fed earlier in the day.
racer_f50
11-03-2004, 09:54 PM
trying to convert lions to Christianity? what the fuck is this guy on? he deserved to be mauled for being a complete retard :?
DUNKiNUTS
11-03-2004, 10:06 PM
crack baby
HeilSvenska
11-03-2004, 10:08 PM
no, acid, hahahahaha
Vansquish
11-03-2004, 10:13 PM
Looks like Dubya made a trip to Taipei....
BADMIHAI
11-03-2004, 10:15 PM
It must've been George Bush rallying for more supporters. :wink:
ZfrkS62
11-03-2004, 10:29 PM
no, acid, hahahahaha
"Sean? What are ya doin outside man?"
"Are you him?"
"uhh..yeah...i'm him.."
"JESUS! Have i sinned or am i going to heaven?"
"you're fryin man! How much acid did you take?"
"wait..you're not Jesus, you're Bob!"
LOL..sorry, this story just reminded me of the funniest scene in my favorite movie. anyone who has seen it knows which one i'm refering to :D
DUNKiNUTS
11-03-2004, 10:51 PM
Jay and Silent Bob
ZfrkS62
11-03-2004, 10:59 PM
Jay and Silent Bob
nope. Matthew Lillard was in it. (this could get entertaining)
jamberl
11-03-2004, 11:48 PM
This happened recently somewhere else, too. (Australia?) Except the guy got away unharmed.
Retards. :roll:
initiala4
11-03-2004, 11:48 PM
Some crazy punk.....
ZfrkS62
11-03-2004, 11:49 PM
Some crazy punk.....
was that a guess to the movie title?
Minacious
11-04-2004, 12:47 AM
Good for the lion. Maul away lion, maul away.
Also, that movie quote is from SLC Punk. :D
ZfrkS62
11-04-2004, 12:50 AM
Also, that movie quote is from SLC Punk
and 10 points to minacious :D
>edit< http://www.motorworld.net/forum/showthread.php?p=288272#288272 lets avoid hijacking this thread if this game is going to start :D
SilviaS15Cwest
11-04-2004, 01:08 AM
"Zoo workers used tranquilizer guns and water hoses to drive the lions away from the intruder."
They should of used tranquilizer guns and water hoses on the retard that jumped into the cage.
G Dub would of held a conference, called the lions agitators, and apart of a greater axis of evil, then sent someone else in to fight them, only to piss other zoo animals off and have insurgent animals attacking troops.
g_force
11-04-2004, 04:47 AM
did someone want a DARWIN AWARD
sikx5
11-04-2004, 05:16 AM
LOL man that some funny shit,
Glad the lions are ok.
Sm@ck
11-04-2004, 05:56 AM
The man: "Jesus will save you"
Lion: "but, he wont save you!" :twisted:
Anonymous
11-04-2004, 06:08 AM
HAHHAHAA Exactly what you deserve when you go around trying to force religion on those that don't want to know...... picked on the wrong targets though this time :twisted:
G Dub would of held a conference, called the lions agitators, and apart of a greater axis of evil, then sent someone else in to fight them, only to piss other zoo animals off and have insurgent animals attacking troops.
Sore loser?
bmwmpower
11-04-2004, 08:03 AM
i see man today, morning, stupid - but why lions dont kill him,
G Dub would of held a conference, called the lions agitators, and apart of a greater axis of evil, then sent someone else in to fight them, only to piss other zoo animals off and have insurgent animals attacking troops.
Sore loser?
Suck it. :D
ferrari550
11-04-2004, 05:27 PM
WTF, that is stupid. The lions should have bit his head off. jk
coombsie66
11-04-2004, 07:29 PM
There's a bloke in london who continuously walks u and down oxford street with a megaphone anouncing how we are all sinners, but jesus can save us still, lets turn those sinners back into winners blah blah blah bollox, well this is just amusing at first, but after youve listened to the same fuckin broken record at a ridiculous volume as he's standing by the local church next to our 1st year halls, you start to get a bit agrivated.
I seem to remember about 15 of us standing out on the balcony hurling abuse at him, didnt take long till he fucked off. I think i'll carry wire cutters with me to disable his megaphone next time.
Although a couple of lions would have been much better to set on him! :wink:
This bloke took it one step too far! lol wat a fucktard. :roll:
jon_s
11-04-2004, 07:32 PM
I took a quick Lunch trip to Selfridges today, he was outside LOL! Saying the same bloody thing as last time!
LOL... what an idiot. I really have no sympathy for such a deluded fool, but he should have been locked up long before he went this far :|
BTW Jon & Coombsie - we get the same kind of people in Manchester. With sandwich boards, banners etc.. :roll: They should really be arrested for trying to prssure tehir beliefs onto the passig public... believe in stuff, but don't force others too... dipshits :|
coombsie66
11-04-2004, 07:39 PM
I took a quick Lunch trip to Selfridges today, he was outside LOL! Saying the same bloody thing as last time!
Yip, always there, always wearing the same grey puffer jacket, always spouting the same old bollox!! What a tit. I hope he realises that if he was doing something usefull, or clever, or entertaining, he'd have made a name for himself by now! He sure has dedication, its just a pity its to pissing everyone else around him right off!!!!!!! :x
Vansquish
11-04-2004, 08:08 PM
Hey coombsie66 and jon_s, next time you see that nut, if he starts hurling the old, "You're all headed for Hell" thing your way, just turn around and say, "See you there!" :-) Works pretty well for the crazies on campus here hehe.
That story made the news here on a local San Diego TV channel - and the story was that he yelled at the lions to come fight him.
Dunno where the Jesus story came from.. :)
G Dub would of held a conference, called the lions agitators, and apart of a greater axis of evil, then sent someone else in to fight them, only to piss other zoo animals off and have insurgent animals attacking troops.
Sore loser?
Suck it. :D
That's right - y'all get to suck the Big GeeDubya for another 4 years.. :P
Open WIDE!!!!
evoWalo
11-05-2004, 03:06 AM
The taiwanese took his bible too literaly. Another one for the Darwin Awards. ;)
ZfrkS62
11-05-2004, 09:27 AM
The taiwanese took his bible too literaly. Another one for the Darwin Awards. ;)
he only gets an Honorable Mention...and i use the term loosely..since he didn't die.
Anyone think he'll be back for round 2? :D
is64fun
11-05-2004, 10:41 AM
stupid man. does anyone has the video of it
G Dub would of held a conference, called the lions agitators, and apart of a greater axis of evil, then sent someone else in to fight them, only to piss other zoo animals off and have insurgent animals attacking troops.
Sore loser?
Suck it. :D
That's right - y'all get to suck the Big GeeDubya for another 4 years.. :P
Open WIDE!!!!
I always thought things from texas were suppose to be bigger. Guess not. :?
neilo63
11-09-2004, 06:19 PM
What shits me is that they tranquilized the lions and and didnt shoot the jesus loving retard... they should have shot him in the face with a sniper
neilo63
11-09-2004, 06:19 PM
What shits me is that they tranquilized the lions and and didnt shoot the jesus loving retard... they should have shot him in the face with a sniper rifle
blinkmeat
11-09-2004, 08:09 PM
sounds like the Lions were Roman Catholics
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