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stracing
10-15-2004, 10:24 PM
...every hot or cute blonde i see is or should be a porn star.

ive been brainwashed by porn :roll:

does anyone have similar experience or shall i admit myself to porno addicts anonymous(if there is such thing)?
tigerx
10-15-2004, 10:28 PM
i've been here way before you ;) :P
T-Bird
10-15-2004, 10:29 PM
You know you watch too much porn when you can name more than 4 male pornstars
ZfrkS62
10-15-2004, 10:31 PM
...you suspect the two hot girls in the jacuzzi to be feeling each other up under the bubbles....then expect them to start frollicking out on the pavement next to the pool :D
sameerrao
10-15-2004, 10:52 PM
You know you watch too much porn when you can name more than 4 male pornstars

We know what porn you watch :P
BADMIHAI
10-15-2004, 10:54 PM
You know you watch too much porn when you can name more than 4 male pornstars

We know what porn you watch :P

His porn folder is probably called "Saussage Fest". :lol: :twisted:
il matto
10-15-2004, 10:57 PM
You know you watch too much porn when you can name more than 4 male pornstars

We know what porn you watch :P

His porn folder is probably called "Saussage Fest". :lol: :twisted:

LOL

LOL

:pwned:
T-Bird
10-15-2004, 11:46 PM
wow you guys are one minded aren't you?
there are guys in straight porn you fuckin dipshits, and my porn collection is actually quite small.
callen
10-15-2004, 11:54 PM
You know you watch too much porn when you can name more than 4 male pornstars

i reconize faces, but i dont know ne names 8)
tigerx
10-16-2004, 12:39 AM
devon
brianna banks
jenna haze
miko lee

just to name a few, so i guess i pass the list for watching too much porn then?
RC45
10-16-2004, 01:05 AM
You know you watch too much porn when you can name more than 4 male pornstars

i reconize faces, but i dont know ne names 8)

Faces? You have porn with faces? ;)
sameerrao
10-16-2004, 01:30 AM
wow you guys are one minded aren't you?
there are guys in straight porn you fuckin dipshits, and my porn collection is actually quite small.

Considering that there are more women then men in straight porn and that we are all into women (except you perhaps) .. I would thought that 4 female porn stars would have cropped into mind first :roll: :P j/k
T-Bird
10-16-2004, 01:33 AM
wow you guys are one minded aren't you?
there are guys in straight porn you fuckin dipshits, and my porn collection is actually quite small.

Considering that there are more women then men in straight porn and that we are all into women (except you perhaps) .. I would thought that 4 female porn stars would have cropped into mind first :roll: :P j/k

It's a fucking joke dipshit!
being from the south I would figure your more into that kind of shit except the guy would be your cousin/brother.
And you just expalined it yourself the idea was that you watch soo much porn that you know the names of the guys in them or is that still too much for your southern mind to comprehend?
yg60m
10-16-2004, 01:50 AM
LOL at this thread :lol:
And T-Bird :
http://www.pussyowner.com/tgp/owned/052.jpg :wink:
T-Bird
10-16-2004, 01:54 AM
how was I owned frenchie?
yg60m
10-16-2004, 02:07 AM
It's a joke mate :wink: But sameerrao made me laugh with his joke :P
possessed_beaver
10-16-2004, 02:34 AM
what about just before you make love, you go to check if the lighting is right, and put on cheesey music.

or u cannot have sex, unless there is some stupid and impossible situation that leads to it?
ARMAN
10-16-2004, 03:56 AM
...frenchie?

T-bird relax or STFU :? Are you gay? If not what you are worried about? :roll:
jason_goyal
10-16-2004, 05:18 AM
When ure penis starts hurting - - Trust Me Experience says all!

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aks
10-16-2004, 06:54 AM
when u've seen every topic posted in the JW babes forums :P :P

don't worry, i am yet to achieve that feat :wink:
BADMIHAI
10-16-2004, 07:08 AM
there are guys in straight porn you fuckin dipshits, and my porn collection is actually quite small



I heard of this. But I just watch the women. The guys' dicks don't turn me on, unlike someone *cough T-Bird *cough we know. :wink:


Relax, mate. It's just a joke. :mrgreen:
marcelobb82
10-16-2004, 08:03 AM
wow you guys are one minded aren't you?
there are guys in straight porn you fuckin dipshits, and my porn collection is actually quite small.

wow that was a sore spot eh dude... did no one tell you its ok to be gay in the 21st century ? :lol:
SFDMALEX
10-16-2004, 11:21 AM
Some of you guys have issues.... :lol: I mean I watch pron and all but I would never even consider my self an addict, and I dont live in denial.
noliebro
10-17-2004, 01:11 AM
you guys are sad, I have seen soo much porn that I am bored with every porn star out there? :(
possessed_beaver
10-17-2004, 02:10 AM
wow you guys are one minded aren't you?
there are guys in straight porn you fuckin dipshits, and my porn collection is actually quite small.

yes many things are small with you.. pardon the pun,

i think you should relax dude, maybee go out in you're evo8 you got for christmas, or drive one of you're dads many cars...
eies
10-17-2004, 04:10 AM
you guys are sad, I have seen soo much porn that I am bored with every porn star out there? :(


ahahaha.. I'm pretty sure that makes you the sad one :lol:
Pokiou
10-18-2004, 07:51 AM
whats wrong with porn it rules.. ... .. ... well kinda
marktak
10-18-2004, 08:57 AM
When you put a Walt Disney in the DVD player and start jerking off!! :D
Skylinefreak
10-19-2004, 06:53 PM
Oh my word this is just plain bad...

A discussion about porn...???
arturo
10-19-2004, 07:28 PM
ok peter pan :roll:

tinkerbell is out looking for you I guess :lol:
Kal-EL905
10-19-2004, 08:52 PM
when you turn on a video to show your girlfriend an example of what you want her to do.......I got in big trouble for that one.
SFDMALEX
10-19-2004, 10:59 PM
Oh my word this is just plain bad...

A discussion about porn...???

WTF is your problem? Are you some fucking puritan or something? If so this post is probably as distrubing as this porn discussion cause I'm cursing like a sick mofo from Detroit yo!

Were you one of those kids who never jerked off in their life and as a result were weating your bed each night?

Or were you an alter boy and your priest molested you and porn reminds you of your past gay experiances?

Or you just have a really small dick and porn brings a tear to your eye because you cant do anything with it?

So whats your story?
ZfrkS62
10-19-2004, 11:40 PM
When you put a Walt Disney in the DVD player and start jerking off!! :D

apparently you have never paid much attention to The Little Mermaid?
(the original release, i think they fixed everything with the re-releases)

Disney has some the most perverted subtleties :lol:
tigerx
10-19-2004, 11:46 PM
^^^ OMFG LMFAO, you ruined all my childhood memories LMFAO!!!^^^

oh well the truth hurts lol.

you noe you watch to much porn when... you start praticing it...............as the girl.

yeah i'm not that funny, so sue me bitch.
fuerabora
10-19-2004, 11:55 PM
you noe you watch to much porn when... you start praticing it...............as the girl.

OMFG (wo)man...

being a lady boy = just plain wrong :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
tigerx
10-19-2004, 11:59 PM
how foolish of me to click on your sig Dan. lol, that was a waste of time.
ZfrkS62
10-20-2004, 12:03 AM
he got me too :D
i sent it to my girlfriend and step dad just to feel better :mrgreen:
clever bastard :wink:
chipanggo
10-20-2004, 12:47 AM
You know you watch too much porn when you can name more than 4 male pornstars

i guess i haven't been watching too much. i can only name 3.

ron jeremy
peter north
john holmes

:lol:
Skylinefreak
10-21-2004, 11:18 AM
SFDMALEX, drop the issues dude
detsan
10-21-2004, 04:22 PM
"Is it a bad sign when you cum and nothing but air comes out?" Bill Hicks

Porn rules you sexually repressed church boys; I'm not blind yet, touch wood! :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
bultaco_metralla
05-10-2006, 05:50 AM
...when i get horny in the bus going to class!!! everyday!!!!
Pokiou
05-11-2006, 12:15 AM
americans are so touchy when it comes to homosexuality lol... cause there all supresssed gays thats why .. let it out... like the american army has :):P lol

Pok
Shinigami
05-11-2006, 12:52 AM
...every hot or cute blonde i see is or should be a porn star.
I prefer to just think of them in bed with me, since it's more fun to participate then watch ;)

(although I generally prefer "non-pr0n star's"... something about having been dicked by a hundred different blokes is a bit less appealing to me... call me old fashioned :lol: ).