You've gotta be sh*ttin' me!!

[Soarer]

Hello there citizens.
I've been a member here for ages, but never really knew how to start my posting life on the forum. I was waiting for something to really move me, but nothing really pushed me over the edge. Thought about posting in the 'How do I download a movie?' section just to wind people up, but I'd only have been a lamb to the slaughter.
And then, when I logged in today, what should great me but 4 magnificently created hoo-hoo's.....LINKING TO THE DOWNLOADS SECTION!! :twisted:
So congratulations guys, you've unleashed the beast! :twisted: Here's to having a long and fulfilling life as a Jabba contributer!
Keep up the good work.
Soarer.

[gigdy]

May i be the first to say WTF?

[Soarer]

You can be the first, but you certainly won't be the last!! :lol: :lol:

[possessed_beaver]

dude, you're not ment to drink the bong water!

[gucom]

ok so u joined 7 months ago but u just didnt say ANYTHING cos u didnt know what to say??? :? either ur the shyest guy EVER or u have totally nothing to say at all....judging by ur post it's the latter...but anyway erm have fun here, try to make useful posts, helps to make ppl like u :P

[Soarer]

Hoo-hoos=Breastages/Breastal Appentage/Funbags/Knockers/Boobies!! :twisted:

[marktak]

You have been thinking seven months for an answer like that??? Sad :?

[gucom]

lol guys lets not be too hard on htis guy...he's new...maybe his posts will get more understandable and make more sense...

Owh soarer where u from BTW? not an english speaking country i guess?? ur english is erm...not perfect (no offence)

[saadie]

WTF ... LMAO .. !!!! :lol:

[gottacatchup]

apparently a man will do anything for boobies including talk to another man

[mindgam3]

you had me up to here

"what should great me but 4 magnificently created hoo-hoo's.....LINKING TO THE DOWNLOADS SECTION!!"

and now im lost.

i think he means the 2 models from the bullrun on the first page

im thinking he should be able to access the downloads section though?

[BADMIHAI]

:fist:

[Minacious]

Mama, the crazy man is talking again.

[Soarer]

Good job I didn't ask about the downloads then, huh? :lol: :lol:

Cheers to Gucom for being the only person to welcome me. Feels like being the new guy in school. All you regulars should give newbies the benefit of the doubt before calling them sad, etc. I was only talking rubbish 'cause I figured I'd get caned whether I made a valid point, or 'spoke' gibberish. I'm not saying that would've been the case, but that was the feeling I had...hence the defensive mode.

So now that the hazing is over, here's to forming long, fruitful friendships.

Soarer.

P.S. @ Gucom. I'm from Ireland. Maybe explains the English/insanity!! :lol:

[Jabba]

Well I understood him....he meant there wasn't anything on JW that made him want to post yet.... until he saw the new videos on the front page (portal) that requires access to the video vault.

[gigdy]

Well I understood him....he meant there wasn't anything on JW that made him want to post yet.... until he saw the new videos on the front page (portal) that requires access to the video vault.

so he never posted til there was videos he wanted to see on here? So hes only posting now to get the videos?

[Soarer]

I can't believe little ol' me is causing such a rumpus 'cause of a bit of inane drivel :roll:
It's really not that big a deal, and certainly not worth all the second guessing you guys are doing.

Of course, it could be the fact that your all jealous that I'm on the same wavelength as Jabba, even only after one post!! :lol: :wink:

[Evo]

I can't believe little ol' me is causing such a rumpus 'cause of a bit of inane drivel :roll:
It's really not that big a deal, and certainly not worth all the second guessing you guys are doing.

Of course, it could be the fact that your all jealous that I'm on the same wavelength as Jabba, even only after one post!! :lol: :wink:

Jabba, I'm waiting for the translation here.. :lol:

[DUNKiNUTS]

a year isn't a long time, not even a year. but what am i to say

[geekdiggy]

Joined: 11 Mar 2004

that hardly qualifies as having been a member for "ages".

[Anonymous]

Pure attention seeking "inane drivel" IMO Whats wrong with getting involved in other peoples threads first before starting pointless topics like these. Certainly when i registered I didn't feel the need to start a topic like this...... :roll:

[RC45]

I can't believe little ol' me is causing such a rumpus 'cause of a bit of inane drivel :roll:
It's really not that big a deal, and certainly not worth all the second guessing you guys are doing.

Of course, it could be the fact that your all jealous that I'm on the same wavelength as Jabba, even only after one post!! :lol: :wink:

You may be onto something there - there is no doubt alot of the subtle British Isle derived humour can be lost on the masses.. ;)

Pure attention seeking "inane drivel" IMO Whats wrong with getting involved in other peoples threads first before starting pointless topics like these. Certainly when i registered I didn't feel the need to start a topic like this...... :roll:

Although this bloke here is proving otherwise.. ;) :P

[gigdy]

I can't believe little ol' me is causing such a rumpus 'cause of a bit of inane drivel :roll:
It's really not that big a deal, and certainly not worth all the second guessing you guys are doing.


hey, if we had something better to do we'd be doing it.

[Anonymous]

I can't believe little ol' me is causing such a rumpus 'cause of a bit of inane drivel :roll:
It's really not that big a deal, and certainly not worth all the second guessing you guys are doing.

Of course, it could be the fact that your all jealous that I'm on the same wavelength as Jabba, even only after one post!! :lol: :wink:

You may be onto something there - there is no doubt alot of the subtle British Isle derived humour can be lost on the masses.. ;)

Pure attention seeking "inane drivel" IMO Whats wrong with getting involved in other peoples threads first before starting pointless topics like these. Certainly when i registered I didn't feel the need to start a topic like this...... :roll:

Although this bloke here is proving otherwise.. ;) :P

LOL well i'm in a crappy mood.... have to take it out on someone :P.... anyway now I'll remember my manners and say welcome to JW..... just start posting in other peoples topics..... Deal?! :D :wink:

[Soarer]

That's cool by me.
And just for the record, when I said "little ol' me", it wasn't the total truth. I'm actually 8'17", and a lot of you guys have been added to my 'To Die' book!! :fist:

Unless, of course, I get my cookies and cream withing the next 10 minu.....oh here it is! Never mind! :mrgreen:

[neilo63]

I want your drugs... now and concentrated into a drink for me to consume everyday :mrgreen: yeh and welcome.. dunno if i can say that i dont post much... hahahaha

[OVERLORD_CHRIS]

I want your drugs... now and concentrated into a drink for me to consume everyday :mrgreen: yeh and welcome.. dunno if i can say that i dont post much... hahahaha

Did-o on that, i think i have posted more than he has hahaha

[dingo]

This thread died a month ago (thankfully) and now you go and drag it up again, good one neilo63. :x

[RC45]

Pure unbriddled redredged up drivel... :P

Almost worth a freepost... but not quite.. :)

[wow2000]

I want your drugs... now and concentrated into a drink for me to consume everyday :mrgreen: yeh and welcome.. dunno if i can say that i dont post much... hahahaha

stop bumping old shit topics foolio :roll:

[yg60m]

So, where is the unleashed beast ? :roll:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

So, where is the unleashed beast ? :roll:

LMAO, I was thinking the same...and to know I was soo scared of the beast called soarer :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DeMoN]

That's cool by me.
And just for the record, when I said "little ol' me", it wasn't the total truth. I'm actually 8'17", and a lot of you guys have been added to my 'To Die' book!! :fist:

Unless, of course, I get my cookies and cream withing the next 10 minu.....oh here it is! Never mind! :mrgreen:

cookies and creme? so 8'17 is your circumference?

[adamk24]

Man I wasted alot of time reading this entire post, only to find it was dead a long ass time ago. This guy soarer has some issues. I think he needs to be banned from keyboards indeffinately.
Oh well, looks like he gave up posting after this subject died. :lol:

[Junk2006]

you talk funny I don't like you :fist: