Wonderwoman

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So Superman is flying over New York one day and he happens to take the scenic route out over the beaches. Lo and behold, before his very eyes, Wonderwoman is lying on the beach face up and completely nude. He looks at her for a moment and then begins to think about what it would be like to have sex with her. He mulls over it for a minute and decides that he's so fast that he could be down there, do his business, and be back up and away so fast she wouldn't know what happened. So he goes for it. Fwoop, bam, and away he went.

Wonderwoman looked around sort of bewildered and said, "What the fuck was that??"

Invisible man said, "I don't know, but man it hurt like hell!"

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Now this is one funny joke