Southern medical terms!

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Benign: What you be, after you be eight
Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Colic: A sheep dog
Coma: A punctuation mark
Dilate: To live long
Fester: Quicker than someone else
Fibula: A small lie
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane
Morbid: A higher offer
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates
Node: I knew it
Outpatient: A person who has fainted
Post Operative: A letter carrier
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery
Secretion: Hiding something
Seizure: Roman emperor
Tablet: A small table
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport
Tumor: One plus one more
Urine: Opposite of you're out.
Varicose: Near