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10-07-2004, 10:08 AM
I got home from work last Friday, my girlfriend went out with some work mates, so I was just chilling at home messing around on the computer.
I was just editing some of my old uni videos together in premier.
Midnight came and id had a couple of spliffs so I was a bit lean. There was a buzz at the door, so i went to see who it was so late.
But it was only my other housemate returning home from being out on the piss (Live in a shared house). My flatmate (girl) had brought her boss back with her, im not sure why, just for a chat or something.
The 'Boss' who introduced him self as Nigel saw my desktop on my PC as i was messing about. He says: "Ah 'Gemballa' I had one of those, 720bhp one of only 4 in the country'
So i was like, 'woh, fuck me, fair play' we then began to chat about cars and he said that he had a Tuscan R, 2 Cerberas...He had a number of Porsches one of them was over 700bhp. Also he claimed he bought a $1,000,000 classic Ferrari (cant remember model).
The car chat went on, (My girl house mate becoming very bored and actually fell asleep we were chatting so long).
Obviously I asked what this guy did to own such fabulous cars... Apparently he was some kind of entrepreneur. If your from the UK you will remember 'BT Friends and Family' being introduced a number of years ago. Well that was this guys Idea and it made him millions.
He said he had about 5/6 A levels all at A. He then began a Medial Degree, but dropped out after a year cos he figured there wasn’t enough money in it. He then went to Oxford and did a Business Degree gaining a 1st @ 90%.
By now the guy was getting a bit arrogant and I was starting to go off him. We'd had a bottle of red wine between us during the car chat and we were on bottle number 2. I was ok, but they had come back from being out so he was getting very drunk.
At one stage, he sat me down and tried to give me a life talk..."What the fuck do you want to do with your life" everything I said....he was like "Bullshit!", "That’s fucking Crap, What the Fuck are you doing with your life".
Now I was thinking, I don’t give a fuck who you are, your in my house and im not going to take any shit off you, ill just throw you out. (He was quite small).
Then after talking to my housemate for a bit, he came over to me and started feeling my biceps?? and going "Ah, you are strong". Not that im a big guy or anything. He then took my arm in an arm wrestle grip.
Now i always love an arm wrestle with mates anyway, so I was like. "What the fuck are you doing? You want an arm wrestle....ok fine."
So I beat him........Then, I cant remember how it came about but we were standing in front of each other and he hit me in the rib’s, quite a firm, straight shot. Now I was thinking WTF?? So I grabbed his arm and whacked him in the rib’s back, (a bit harder).
He says "Good, good, I like this guy...I hit him, he hits me back".
I had to go and sit down at this point cos I got a bit hot headed. So I went and took a call in the other room.
Meanwhile whilst I was out of the way, This guy expresses his undying love for my housemate.
I remember him saying "I love you from the first moment I saw you, you mean everything to me, I want to make love to you, Im worth 40million what the fuck can your boyfriend do for you that I cant......blah blah...
She was just giving him the elbow. "Nigel what are you doing, you have a wife and child!!"
So I walked back in to stop him from hassling her. We started to chat a bit again about his wealth. He asked me how much I earn....I said 20 grand. He just shook his head.....and said..."I fucking piss 20 grand"
He then undid his watch and threw it at me...."there that’s fucking 12 grand’s worth....take it"
Me and my pride at this stage made me throw the watch back at him saying "I don’t want your fucking Charity" (I must admit i was kicking my self the next day).
So eventually my housemate called him a cab and he left.
Just to round up the story.....
Monday at work he denied everything about what he said to my housemate. Now she is taking him to court for sexual harassment, and I have just made a statement about what he said.
So 'Nigel' could be in for an unlucky time.........
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Some other things i remember him saying.
CLK GTR came up, I said yeh the Sultan of brueni has one, with a custom engine from MB. He says yeh, i know, ive met him..!
He also knows 'kate moss', 'jimmy choo' and claims hes worth 40 odd million.
I was just editing some of my old uni videos together in premier.
Midnight came and id had a couple of spliffs so I was a bit lean. There was a buzz at the door, so i went to see who it was so late.
But it was only my other housemate returning home from being out on the piss (Live in a shared house). My flatmate (girl) had brought her boss back with her, im not sure why, just for a chat or something.
The 'Boss' who introduced him self as Nigel saw my desktop on my PC as i was messing about. He says: "Ah 'Gemballa' I had one of those, 720bhp one of only 4 in the country'
So i was like, 'woh, fuck me, fair play' we then began to chat about cars and he said that he had a Tuscan R, 2 Cerberas...He had a number of Porsches one of them was over 700bhp. Also he claimed he bought a $1,000,000 classic Ferrari (cant remember model).
The car chat went on, (My girl house mate becoming very bored and actually fell asleep we were chatting so long).
Obviously I asked what this guy did to own such fabulous cars... Apparently he was some kind of entrepreneur. If your from the UK you will remember 'BT Friends and Family' being introduced a number of years ago. Well that was this guys Idea and it made him millions.
He said he had about 5/6 A levels all at A. He then began a Medial Degree, but dropped out after a year cos he figured there wasn’t enough money in it. He then went to Oxford and did a Business Degree gaining a 1st @ 90%.
By now the guy was getting a bit arrogant and I was starting to go off him. We'd had a bottle of red wine between us during the car chat and we were on bottle number 2. I was ok, but they had come back from being out so he was getting very drunk.
At one stage, he sat me down and tried to give me a life talk..."What the fuck do you want to do with your life" everything I said....he was like "Bullshit!", "That’s fucking Crap, What the Fuck are you doing with your life".
Now I was thinking, I don’t give a fuck who you are, your in my house and im not going to take any shit off you, ill just throw you out. (He was quite small).
Then after talking to my housemate for a bit, he came over to me and started feeling my biceps?? and going "Ah, you are strong". Not that im a big guy or anything. He then took my arm in an arm wrestle grip.
Now i always love an arm wrestle with mates anyway, so I was like. "What the fuck are you doing? You want an arm wrestle....ok fine."
So I beat him........Then, I cant remember how it came about but we were standing in front of each other and he hit me in the rib’s, quite a firm, straight shot. Now I was thinking WTF?? So I grabbed his arm and whacked him in the rib’s back, (a bit harder).
He says "Good, good, I like this guy...I hit him, he hits me back".
I had to go and sit down at this point cos I got a bit hot headed. So I went and took a call in the other room.
Meanwhile whilst I was out of the way, This guy expresses his undying love for my housemate.
I remember him saying "I love you from the first moment I saw you, you mean everything to me, I want to make love to you, Im worth 40million what the fuck can your boyfriend do for you that I cant......blah blah...
She was just giving him the elbow. "Nigel what are you doing, you have a wife and child!!"
So I walked back in to stop him from hassling her. We started to chat a bit again about his wealth. He asked me how much I earn....I said 20 grand. He just shook his head.....and said..."I fucking piss 20 grand"
He then undid his watch and threw it at me...."there that’s fucking 12 grand’s worth....take it"
Me and my pride at this stage made me throw the watch back at him saying "I don’t want your fucking Charity" (I must admit i was kicking my self the next day).
So eventually my housemate called him a cab and he left.
Just to round up the story.....
Monday at work he denied everything about what he said to my housemate. Now she is taking him to court for sexual harassment, and I have just made a statement about what he said.
So 'Nigel' could be in for an unlucky time.........
---------------
Some other things i remember him saying.
CLK GTR came up, I said yeh the Sultan of brueni has one, with a custom engine from MB. He says yeh, i know, ive met him..!
He also knows 'kate moss', 'jimmy choo' and claims hes worth 40 odd million.